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Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004 by guyPaulo
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Dear God;

I asked you for: clothing to keep me warm, a farm to feed my family, and a way to connect with the universe to better myself.

Instead I got: a dirty brown toga, an urn full of dirt, and a pre-paid cellphone with 20 minutes left on it.

SO GO F*CK YOURSELF!

Dear Swami:

Please accept my apologies for the mix-up. I'm sorry that I did not meet your requirments as you specified, but I was busy running the universe and playing with my dogs.

BTW: you've got cancer, you ungrateful f*ck.

(AFP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 8 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> My God Is A Vengeful God.
<Axolotl> My Dog is a dyslexic Dog.
<guyPaulo> I thought about a "God-Dog" joke for the last photo, but couldn't make it fit.
<Lauren> Really, really good.
<Stormi> My my, Dog gets snarky.
<yoyology> This seems like something from the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<apple juice is a verb> awesome.
<mypalmike> Too sweet!

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