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Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004 by guyPaulo
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Dear God;

I asked you for: clothing to keep me warm, a farm to feed my family, and a way to connect with the universe to better myself.

Instead I got: a dirty brown toga, an urn full of dirt, and a pre-paid cellphone with 20 minutes left on it.

SO GO F*CK YOURSELF!

Dear Swami:

Please accept my apologies for the mix-up. I'm sorry that I did not meet your requirments as you specified, but I was busy running the universe and playing with my dogs.

BTW: you've got cancer, you ungrateful f*ck.

(AFP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 8 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> My God Is A Vengeful God.
<Axolotl> My Dog is a dyslexic Dog.
<guyPaulo> I thought about a "God-Dog" joke for the last photo, but couldn't make it fit.
<Lauren> Really, really good.
<Stormi> My my, Dog gets snarky.
<yoyology> This seems like something from the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<apple juice is a verb> awesome.
<mypalmike> Too sweet!

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