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Most Emailed Photos - 12/11/2003 by Lauren
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I can feel them staring at me. Looking into their eyes, I can see they may suspect my forays into beastiality.

But do they know of the fruit of my loins, my illegitimate and derranged progeny?

Or do they still think of me as Al Gore, father of the internet?
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<guyPaulo> gurph, snort, hiccup, !!!!ANEURISM!!!!

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