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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/07/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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Sure, I like some crazy hairstyles...but does that make me crazy?

And I will admit to preferring pre-packaged human flesh over fresh any day....but that is not nuts.

Now the fantasy I have about taking Sandra Bullock from behind...that is just freaking weird.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> We already knew you were crazy...

But, Sandra Bullock!? You need help, man.

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