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Most Emailed Photos - 11/14/2004 by Luminaire
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My girlfriend was saving herself for marriage, but she told me you don't lose your virginity if you... you know... in the butt.

Guess you can still get pregnant that way. We got married two months later, and little Joemantha's due in March.

I really wish they'd taught us about condoms in sex ed.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Agent Kumi> *Blink, blink* uh.... 'splain that part of human anatomy to me again?
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