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Most Emailed Photos - 06/17/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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This is your brain.

This is your asshole.

When you see a tiger coming at you, use your brain to find a place to run and use your asshole to crap out your insides until you are light enough to fly.

Any questions?

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> 
<mypalmike> This is funny.
<ajiav> 
<3Suns> Yeah, one question... Wouldn't that make it easier for the tiger to locate me by scent?
<Kumiho> Not if it ended up as guyP's ED. the tiger would flee in terror!

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