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Most Emailed Photos - META DAY - 04/21/2004 by mypalmike
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I got a vasectomy.

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Well, now I don't have to worry about my hand getting pregnant after I spank the monkey.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> If Ike got pregnant, would you have to change her name?

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