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Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004 by mypalmike
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Lauren's writing haikus.
The men wonder if she's cute.
We hope Carol, she, and Stormi
Dress in spandex with that boot.
But we've never seen their pictures
And we might just be misled.
Cuz Stormi, Lauren, and Carol
Might be Kevin, Paul, and Fred.

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Of all the caption monkies,
GuyPaulo is teh crass.
But Elvis sometimes beats him
With a joke about his ass.
It's a healthy competition here.
Much encouragement is had.
But a Tuesday "Teh New Sexy"
Is a Wednesday "Bad 'n Sad"

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Well now I must be packing up,
An epic caption inked.
I'm proud, although some might complain
The pics remain unlinked.
I know 3suns is getting riled.
I'm wrinkling his hat.
Because a long posting like this one's sure
To break the damn format.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Mark> tooooo much meta! oh, I've ditched the MLimburg .. think I know you guys enough to be on a first name basis :)
<Lauren> Great one, mike. Maybe JulieK/Jellyloo looks like that, but Carol, Stormi and I (all three the same person, btw) are much thinner... with bigger boobs.
<guyPaulo> Mmmmmm....boobylicious multiple personality chick with a sense of humor. Penthouse letters, here I come!

F*ckin awesome caption, mike.

<3Suns> You're my hero, Mike.

...www.catandgirl.com...

<Stormi> um... Lauren, I am not you.
<H. Monkey> Dear 3Suns,

Laaaaaard.

-HM

<Morgus> Makes you want to have this engraved in granite for the Most Emailed Hall of Fame building, which no doubt will soon be built in a prominent location!
<ajiav> 
<Carol> 

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