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Most Emailed Photos - 02/16/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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As a modern man, I have to put up with all kinds of hell from my wife. If it were up to me I'd own a greyhound, or a bulldog, but no...

...I feel so isolated in this relationship-
I sometimes fantasise about that girl next door...
"Hey chuck... do you like my new dress...?"

...looks like I'm stuck here though.
My wife's kinda big n mean...
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Nasty old cow!
<Lauren> Yeah, but she luvs ya, baby.
<ajiav> 
<Carol> Hahaha. Best to stay on her good side!

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