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Most Emailed Photos - 02/05/2004 by Axolotl
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Impending doom?

Spiraling into chaos?

Relax, Mort. The font size is just right, and mostemailed is as warm and fuzzy as a well fed baby hippo!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> I want a baby hippo as a pet. That looks like it would be terribly cute for about 3 months. I don't think my landlord would allow me to bring in a hippo, though.
<guyPaulo> Careful 3Suns, hippos kill more people in Africa than crocodiles. They have a nasty temper.
<yoyology> "I have a great apartment building. They allow pets. I have a pony."
-Steven Wright

Bill Cosby also had a bit about a pet rhinocerous, but I can't really think of a relevant quote.

<3Suns> I don't get it Guy, I would think hippos would kill far mor crocodiles than people. Those crocs are probably always threatening the baby hippos...
<Jmofwiw> They don't make good urban pets.

They're harder to flush than alligators.

You have to use the plunger a lot to get them to go down.

<Hey, You There.> Couldyou eat a hippo? If so, what would it taste like?
<guyPaulo> Hippo would be a bit oily, but probably quite good if you got the rump cuts well below the surface, away from the oily fat under the skin. Manatee is also another animal which would probably be tasty.
<Jmofwiw> I suspect manatee might taste a lot like dolphin.
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You heard about the guy that was in the plane crash and lost in the woods for months?

When he was rescued the reporters asked he what he'd eaten to stay alive. He told them spotted owls.

So he was arrested for eating an endangered species. After a long trial with lots of media coverage he was acquitted because of the extreme circumstances he faced.

As he left the courthouse a reporter asked him, "so what does spotted owl taste like, anyway?"

"It tastes just like Bald Eagle," he replied.

<mypalmike> Ha! Good one. Both the caption and the spotted eagle joke.
<mypalmike> I mean, bald owl, of course.

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