[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/05/2004 by Axolotl
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Impending doom?

Spiraling into chaos?

Relax, Mort. The font size is just right, and mostemailed is as warm and fuzzy as a well fed baby hippo!
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 172 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:55Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:54Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:53Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:52Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:51Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:50Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:49Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:48Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:47Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:46Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:45Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:44Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:43Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:42Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:41Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:40Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:39Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:36Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:35Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:34Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:33Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:32Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:31Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:21Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:20Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:19Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:16Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:15Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:13Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:12Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:11Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:10Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:09Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:08Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:07Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:06Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:05Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:03Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:01Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker19:09:00Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:57Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:55Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:54Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:52Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:51Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:50Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:49Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:46Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:45Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:43Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:42Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:41Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:40Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:39Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:38Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:34Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:33Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:32Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:31Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:29Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:28Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:27Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:25Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:24Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:22Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:21Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:19Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:18Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:16Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:15Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:13Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:11Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:10Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:09Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:06Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker19:08:01Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:53Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:51Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:49Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:47Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:42Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:41Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:39Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:38Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:37Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:35Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:29Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:24Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:19Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:18Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:17Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:13Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:12Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker19:07:06Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:52Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:50Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:49Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:48Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:47Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:32Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:24Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:21Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:18Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:16Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:10Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:07Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:02Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:58Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:57Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:42Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:38Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:37Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:36Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:35Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:34Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:33Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:32Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:28Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:27Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:26Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:22Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:17Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:16Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:13Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:12Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:11Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:06Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:02Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:01Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:57Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:56Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:55Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:51Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:50Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:47Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:45Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:44Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:41Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:39Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:38Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:37Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:36Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:35Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:32Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:27Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:26Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:23Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:22Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:21Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:17Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:16Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:13Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:12Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:11Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:06Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:01Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:01Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:56Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:55Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:53Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:52Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:51Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:50Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:46Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:45Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:44Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:43Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:41Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:31Caption #634

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 10 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> I want a baby hippo as a pet. That looks like it would be terribly cute for about 3 months. I don't think my landlord would allow me to bring in a hippo, though.
<guyPaulo> Careful 3Suns, hippos kill more people in Africa than crocodiles. They have a nasty temper.
<yoyology> "I have a great apartment building. They allow pets. I have a pony."
-Steven Wright

Bill Cosby also had a bit about a pet rhinocerous, but I can't really think of a relevant quote.

<3Suns> I don't get it Guy, I would think hippos would kill far mor crocodiles than people. Those crocs are probably always threatening the baby hippos...
<Jmofwiw> They don't make good urban pets.

They're harder to flush than alligators.

You have to use the plunger a lot to get them to go down.

<Hey, You There.> Couldyou eat a hippo? If so, what would it taste like?
<guyPaulo> Hippo would be a bit oily, but probably quite good if you got the rump cuts well below the surface, away from the oily fat under the skin. Manatee is also another animal which would probably be tasty.
<Jmofwiw> I suspect manatee might taste a lot like dolphin.
----------------
You heard about the guy that was in the plane crash and lost in the woods for months?

When he was rescued the reporters asked he what he'd eaten to stay alive. He told them spotted owls.

So he was arrested for eating an endangered species. After a long trial with lots of media coverage he was acquitted because of the extreme circumstances he faced.

As he left the courthouse a reporter asked him, "so what does spotted owl taste like, anyway?"

"It tastes just like Bald Eagle," he replied.

<mypalmike> Ha! Good one. Both the caption and the spotted eagle joke.
<mypalmike> I mean, bald owl, of course.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post