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Most Emailed Photos - 01/22/2004 by David Byrden
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The Lord God Almighty shook His fluffy ears and pondered His creation.

"I made humans to be naked and free, to live the simple life". He thought.

"And thus it was in the beginning. Woof."

"But now they hoard material possessions and pollute My garden."

"They have even poisoned the phrase 'The Simple Life' with a new, ghastly meaning."

"Howwwwll"

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<infosponge> eeeexcelent...
<3Suns> brilyunt!
<Starbug> *g*
<JulieK> If god was a dog I would cry tears. Tears of blood.
<mypalmike> I found the simple life ain't so simple
When I jumped out on that road
I got no love, no love you'd call real
Ain't got nobody waitin' at home

Runnin' with the devil

<apple juice is a verb> And they worship false 'American Idols.' Maybe God needs an 'Apprentice' to help him keep the 'Real World' working properly.
<Mort> God made the life of the average joe so hard. Life is all temptation, islands of beautiful people could hardly be worse. The air waves full of hot celebrity, moles cosmetically added to give full cuteness effect, every one wants to be America's next top model.

The simple life is a myth, it's all lost rich girls faking it for fame. God thinks not for Joe Schmo, just for Joe Millionaire.

<besnik baftijari> hey this is the best page i have ever visited
<besnik baftijari> dhe mos ndaleni se pushuari se shiqperi se shpejti do te bashkohet dhe do te kemi edhe ne nje USA unitetd states of albania
<hi> i want to see a naked sexy girl
<jj> I wish I was that free
< sope> hey i want to see real naked pic
<Brebre313> What it do?

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