[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/22/2004 by David Byrden
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

The Lord God Almighty shook His fluffy ears and pondered His creation.

"I made humans to be naked and free, to live the simple life". He thought.

"And thus it was in the beginning. Woof."

"But now they hoard material possessions and pollute My garden."

"They have even poisoned the phrase 'The Simple Life' with a new, ghastly meaning."

"Howwwwll"

(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 352 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:04Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:03Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:02Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:01Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:00Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:59Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:58Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:57Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:56Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:55Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:53Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:52Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:51Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:50Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:49Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:48Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:47Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:45Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:42Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:37Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:36Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:35Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:33Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:32Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:31Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:30Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:29Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:28Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:27Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:26Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:25Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:24Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:19Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:18Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:15Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:13Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:09Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:08Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:05Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:04Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:03Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:02Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:01Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:00Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:59Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:58Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:57Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:56Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:54Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:53Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:52Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:50Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:48Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:44Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:41Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:40Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:36Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:35Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:34Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:33Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:32Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:31Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:30Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:29Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:28Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:27Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:26Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:25Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:24Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:23Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:21Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:16Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:15Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:14Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:13Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:12Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:11Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:08Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:07Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:06Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:04Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:03Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:02Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:01Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:00Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:59Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:58Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:57Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:53Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:52Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:48Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:47Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:44Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:42Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:39Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:38Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:33Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:32Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:30Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:28Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:27Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:24Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:23Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:20Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:19Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:18Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:17Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:16Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:15Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:14Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:13Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:12Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:10Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:09Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:08Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:06Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:04Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:02Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:01Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:56Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:55Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:50Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:47Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:45Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:41Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:34Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:30Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:29Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:28Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:27Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:22Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:21Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:13Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:11Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:09Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:06Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:04Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:03Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:02Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:01Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:58Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:56Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:53Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:48Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:47Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:46Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:45Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:44Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:43Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:42Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:41Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:40Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:39Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:38Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:37Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:36Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:35Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:33Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:32Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:31Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:30Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:29Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:28Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:27Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:26Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:25Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:24Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:23Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:22Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:21Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:20Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:19Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:17Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:16Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:15Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:14Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:13Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:11Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:09Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:05Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:04Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:02Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:01Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:00Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:59Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:58Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:57Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:56Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:54Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:53Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:52Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:50Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:49Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:48Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:46Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:45Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:44Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:43Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:42Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:41Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:40Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:39Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:38Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:37Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:36Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:35Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:34Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:33Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:32Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:31Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:30Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:29Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:27Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:26Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:25Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:24Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:23Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:22Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:21Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:20Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:19Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:18Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:16Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:14Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:12Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:11Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:10Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:08Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:07Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:04Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:03Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:59Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:57Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:54Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:51Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:49Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:48Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:46Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:44Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:43Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:41Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:40Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:38Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:35Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:31Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:30Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:26Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:21Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:20Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:17Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:16Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:14Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:12Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:11Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:07Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:06Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:05Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:04Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:03Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:02Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker18:28:00Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:59Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:58Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:55Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:53Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:52Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:48Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:47Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:43Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:40Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:36Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:35Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:34Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:30Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:29Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:27Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:26Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:24Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:22Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:21Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:15Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:14Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:11Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:09Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:08Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:05Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:01Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker18:27:00Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:59Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:55Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:53Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:52Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:51Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:50Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:43Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:41Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:39Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:38Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:37Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:36Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:35Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:34Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:33Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:32Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:31Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:30Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:28Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:27Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:23Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:22Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:21Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:20Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:19Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:18Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:17Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:13Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:12Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:11Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:09Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:07Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:04Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:02Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker18:26:01Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:59Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:57Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:53Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:52Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:51Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:48Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:47Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:46Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:45Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:44Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:43Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:38Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:37Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:33Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:32Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:31Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:29Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:19Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:18Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:16Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:15Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:14Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:12Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:11Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:10Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker18:25:09Caption #426

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 13 comments for this caption.

<infosponge> eeeexcelent...
<3Suns> brilyunt!
<Starbug> *g*
<JulieK> If god was a dog I would cry tears. Tears of blood.
<mypalmike> I found the simple life ain't so simple
When I jumped out on that road
I got no love, no love you'd call real
Ain't got nobody waitin' at home

Runnin' with the devil

<apple juice is a verb> And they worship false 'American Idols.' Maybe God needs an 'Apprentice' to help him keep the 'Real World' working properly.
<Mort> God made the life of the average joe so hard. Life is all temptation, islands of beautiful people could hardly be worse. The air waves full of hot celebrity, moles cosmetically added to give full cuteness effect, every one wants to be America's next top model.

The simple life is a myth, it's all lost rich girls faking it for fame. God thinks not for Joe Schmo, just for Joe Millionaire.

<besnik baftijari> hey this is the best page i have ever visited
<besnik baftijari> dhe mos ndaleni se pushuari se shiqperi se shpejti do te bashkohet dhe do te kemi edhe ne nje USA unitetd states of albania
<hi> i want to see a naked sexy girl
<jj> I wish I was that free
< sope> hey i want to see real naked pic
<Brebre313> What it do?

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post