[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/22/2004 by David Byrden
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

The Lord God Almighty shook His fluffy ears and pondered His creation.

"I made humans to be naked and free, to live the simple life". He thought.

"And thus it was in the beginning. Woof."

"But now they hoard material possessions and pollute My garden."

"They have even poisoned the phrase 'The Simple Life' with a new, ghastly meaning."

"Howwwwll"

(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 257 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:42Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:41Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:40Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:39Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:38Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:37Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:36Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:35Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:34Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:33Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:31Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:30Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:28Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:27Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:25Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:24Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:23Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:22Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:21Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:20Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:19Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:18Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:17Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:16Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:15Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:14Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:13Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:12Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:11Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:10Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:09Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:08Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:07Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:06Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:05Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:04Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:03Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:02Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:01Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:00Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:59Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:58Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:57Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:56Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:55Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:54Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:53Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:52Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:51Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:50Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:38Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:35Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:34Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:33Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:32Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:31Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:30Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:29Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:28Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:27Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:26Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:23Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:22Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:21Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:20Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:19Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:18Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:17Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:16Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:15Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:14Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:13Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:12Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:11Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:10Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:09Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:08Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:07Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:06Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:05Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:04Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:03Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:59Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:59Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:56Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:55Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:39Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:38Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:37Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:36Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:35Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:34Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:33Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:32Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:31Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:30Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:29Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:27Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:26Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:16Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:15Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:07Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:02Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:00Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:55Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:53Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:52Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:48Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:44Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:36Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:35Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:34Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:30Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:01Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:56Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:55Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:54Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:52Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:50Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:49Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:48Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:43Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:37Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:36Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:35Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:34Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:29Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:16Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:15Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:14Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:07Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:06Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:04Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:02Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:54Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:53Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:49Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:48Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:40Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:28Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:22Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:20Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:17Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:11Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:10Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:08Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:07Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:05Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:02Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:58Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:57Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:53Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:52Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:48Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:47Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:43Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:42Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:39Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:37Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:35Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:33Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:31Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:28Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:27Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:26Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:25Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:24Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:22Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:18Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:17Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:12Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:08Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:07Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:05Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:03Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:02Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:57Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:56Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:53Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:48Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:47Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:46Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:43Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:42Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:41Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:38Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:37Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:36Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:35Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:34Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:33Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:30Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:25Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:24Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:20Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:15Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:12Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:10Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:06Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:05Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:57Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:56Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:55Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:54Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:52Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:50Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:46Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:45Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:44Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:43Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:42Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:41Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:37Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:36Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:31Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:28Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:27Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:23Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:22Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:16Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:12Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:10Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:09Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:05Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:02Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:01Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:59Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:58Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:57Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:56Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:51Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:48Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:46Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:43Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:42Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:39Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:37Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:31Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:19Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:15Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:12Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:11Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:08Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:07Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:05Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:04Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:02Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:01Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:56Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:55Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:54Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:50Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:49Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:44Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:42Caption #629

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 13 comments for this caption.

<infosponge> eeeexcelent...
<3Suns> brilyunt!
<Starbug> *g*
<JulieK> If god was a dog I would cry tears. Tears of blood.
<mypalmike> I found the simple life ain't so simple
When I jumped out on that road
I got no love, no love you'd call real
Ain't got nobody waitin' at home

Runnin' with the devil

<apple juice is a verb> And they worship false 'American Idols.' Maybe God needs an 'Apprentice' to help him keep the 'Real World' working properly.
<Mort> God made the life of the average joe so hard. Life is all temptation, islands of beautiful people could hardly be worse. The air waves full of hot celebrity, moles cosmetically added to give full cuteness effect, every one wants to be America's next top model.

The simple life is a myth, it's all lost rich girls faking it for fame. God thinks not for Joe Schmo, just for Joe Millionaire.

<besnik baftijari> hey this is the best page i have ever visited
<besnik baftijari> dhe mos ndaleni se pushuari se shiqperi se shpejti do te bashkohet dhe do te kemi edhe ne nje USA unitetd states of albania
<hi> i want to see a naked sexy girl
<jj> I wish I was that free
< sope> hey i want to see real naked pic
<Brebre313> What it do?

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post