[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/22/2004 by David Byrden
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

The Lord God Almighty shook His fluffy ears and pondered His creation.

"I made humans to be naked and free, to live the simple life". He thought.

"And thus it was in the beginning. Woof."

"But now they hoard material possessions and pollute My garden."

"They have even poisoned the phrase 'The Simple Life' with a new, ghastly meaning."

"Howwwwll"

(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 379 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:32Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:31Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:30Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:29Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:28Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:27Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:26Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:25Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:24Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:23Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:22Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:21Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:20Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:19Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:18Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:17Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:16Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:15Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:14Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:13Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:12Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:11Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:10Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:09Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:08Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:07Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:06Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:05Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:04Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:03Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:02Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:59Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:58Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:57Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:56Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:54Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:52Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:51Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:50Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:49Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:48Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:47Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:46Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:45Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:44Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:43Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:41Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:39Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:38Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:37Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:36Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:35Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:34Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:33Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:32Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:31Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:30Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:27Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:25Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:18Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:17Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:15Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:14Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:08Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:07Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:06Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:03Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:02Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:01Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:00Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:59Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:58Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:56Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:55Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:54Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:53Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:52Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:51Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:50Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:49Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:48Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:47Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:46Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:45Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:44Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:43Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:42Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:41Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:40Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:39Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:38Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:37Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:36Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:35Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:34Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:33Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:31Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:29Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:28Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:27Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:25Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:22Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:21Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:20Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:19Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:18Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:17Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:16Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:15Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:14Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:05Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:04Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:02Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:00Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:59Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:58Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:57Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:56Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:55Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:52Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:48Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:46Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:45Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:44Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:42Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:40Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:38Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:34Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:33Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:32Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:31Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:30Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:27Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:24Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:22Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:20Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:19Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:18Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:16Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:13Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:12Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:11Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:10Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:08Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:05Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:04Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:02Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:01Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:00Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:59Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:57Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:56Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:52Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:51Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:49Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:47Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:46Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:45Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:44Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:42Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:41Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:39Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:38Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:34Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:33Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:32Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:31Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:30Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:29Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:25Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:22Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:20Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:18Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:17Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:16Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:15Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:14Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:13Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:12Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:11Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:09Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:04Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:02Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:00Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:59Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:58Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:57Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:56Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:55Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:54Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:53Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:52Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:51Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:50Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:49Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:48Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:47Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:46Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:45Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:44Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:43Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:42Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:41Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:40Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:39Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:38Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:37Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:36Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:34Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:33Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:31Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:29Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:28Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:27Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:26Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:24Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:23Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:20Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:17Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:13Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:12Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:10Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:07Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:06Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:05Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:01Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:58Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:57Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:56Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:53Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:50Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:49Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:47Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:45Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:44Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:42Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:37Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:36Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:35Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:34Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:32Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:31Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:28Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:26Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:22Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:19Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:18Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:11Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:09Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:07Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:06Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:05Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:04Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:03Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:02Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:58Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:57Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:56Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:54Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:53Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:52Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:48Caption #993
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:45Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:44Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:42Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:41Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:40Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:39Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:38Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:37Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:36Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:35Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:34Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:33Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:32Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:31Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:30Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:29Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:28Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:27Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:25Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:22Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:21Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:20Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:17Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:16Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:14Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:13Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:12Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:11Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:06Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:04Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:02Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:01Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:59Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:57Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:56Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:55Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:54Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:53Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:52Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:51Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:50Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:49Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:48Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:47Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:46Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:45Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:44Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:43Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:42Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:41Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:40Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:39Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:38Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:37Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:36Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:35Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:34Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:33Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:32Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:31Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:30Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:29Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:28Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:27Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:26Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:25Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:24Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:23Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:21Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:19Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:17Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:15Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:13Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:12Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:10Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:09Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:08Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:07Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:06Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:04Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker11:35:00Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:58Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:56Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:55Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:54Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:50Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:46Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:44Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:42Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:39Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:38Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:37Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:34Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:29Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:28Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:24Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:23Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:19Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:16Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:09Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:03Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:01Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker11:34:00Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:58Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:57Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:56Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:50Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:44Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:43Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:42Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:41Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:39Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:34Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:33Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker11:33:32Caption #107

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 13 comments for this caption.

<infosponge> eeeexcelent...
<3Suns> brilyunt!
<Starbug> *g*
<JulieK> If god was a dog I would cry tears. Tears of blood.
<mypalmike> I found the simple life ain't so simple
When I jumped out on that road
I got no love, no love you'd call real
Ain't got nobody waitin' at home

Runnin' with the devil

<apple juice is a verb> And they worship false 'American Idols.' Maybe God needs an 'Apprentice' to help him keep the 'Real World' working properly.
<Mort> God made the life of the average joe so hard. Life is all temptation, islands of beautiful people could hardly be worse. The air waves full of hot celebrity, moles cosmetically added to give full cuteness effect, every one wants to be America's next top model.

The simple life is a myth, it's all lost rich girls faking it for fame. God thinks not for Joe Schmo, just for Joe Millionaire.

<besnik baftijari> hey this is the best page i have ever visited
<besnik baftijari> dhe mos ndaleni se pushuari se shiqperi se shpejti do te bashkohet dhe do te kemi edhe ne nje USA unitetd states of albania
<hi> i want to see a naked sexy girl
<jj> I wish I was that free
< sope> hey i want to see real naked pic
<Brebre313> What it do?

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post