[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/22/2004 by David Byrden
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

The Lord God Almighty shook His fluffy ears and pondered His creation.

"I made humans to be naked and free, to live the simple life". He thought.

"And thus it was in the beginning. Woof."

"But now they hoard material possessions and pollute My garden."

"They have even poisoned the phrase 'The Simple Life' with a new, ghastly meaning."

"Howwwwll"

(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 341 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:43Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:42Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:38Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:37Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:36Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:35Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:34Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:33Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:32Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:31Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:30Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:28Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:26Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:25Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:24Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:23Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:22Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:21Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:20Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:19Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:18Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:16Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:15Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:14Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:13Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:12Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:11Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:10Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:09Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:08Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:07Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:06Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:05Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:04Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:03Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:02Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:01Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:59Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:57Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:56Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:54Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:53Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:51Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:45Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:44Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:41Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:40Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:39Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:38Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:37Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:36Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:35Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:34Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:33Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:32Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:31Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:30Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:27Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:26Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:22Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:21Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:16Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:12Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:11Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:09Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:08Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:07Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:05Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:57Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:56Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:55Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:54Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:53Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:52Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:51Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:50Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:49Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:48Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:46Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:45Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:44Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:43Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:42Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:41Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:40Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:39Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:38Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:37Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:36Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:35Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:34Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:33Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:30Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:27Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:24Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:23Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:22Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:19Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:18Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:15Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:14Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:13Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:12Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:11Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:10Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:09Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:08Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:07Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:06Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:03Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:00Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:58Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:56Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:55Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:54Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:53Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:52Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:51Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:50Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:49Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:48Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:43Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:42Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:40Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:39Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:36Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:34Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:29Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:27Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:25Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:23Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:21Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:20Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:19Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:17Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:15Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:14Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:12Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:11Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:09Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:07Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:05Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:02Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:01Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:00Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:58Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:55Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:54Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:53Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:52Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:51Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:50Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:49Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:46Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:45Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:44Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:43Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:42Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:40Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:39Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:36Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:35Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:34Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:33Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:32Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:30Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:29Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:28Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:23Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:22Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:20Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:19Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:18Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:14Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:13Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:12Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:09Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:07Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:05Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:03Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:00Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:59Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:58Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:54Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:50Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:49Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:48Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:46Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:45Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:44Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:42Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:41Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:40Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:38Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:37Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:34Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:32Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:31Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:30Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:26Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:25Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:22Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:20Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:18Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:17Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:16Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:15Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:14Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:12Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:09Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:08Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:07Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:05Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:02Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:01Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:55Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:54Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:53Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:51Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:50Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:47Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:45Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:41Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:36Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:35Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:34Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:33Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:29Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:27Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:26Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:23Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:22Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:21Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:20Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:17Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:15Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:14Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:13Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:10Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:07Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:06Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:05Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:01Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:00Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:59Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:56Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:55Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:54Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:52Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:51Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:47Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:38Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:36Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:35Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:34Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:33Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:31Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:29Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:27Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:25Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:22Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:19Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:15Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:12Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:07Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:06Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:05Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:04Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:02Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:00Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:58Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:49Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:47Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:44Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:43Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:41Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:40Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:36Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:33Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:32Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:31Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:30Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:29Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:28Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:26Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:24Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:22Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:18Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:13Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:12Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:09Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:08Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:03Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:02Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:01Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:58Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:53Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:52Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:51Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:49Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:48Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:47Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:46Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:45Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:44Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:43Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:42Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:41Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:35Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:34Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:30Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:29Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:28Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:27Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:24Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:23Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:22Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:19Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:18Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:17Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:15Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:14Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:13Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:12Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:11Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:07Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:06Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:05Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:02Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:01Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:55Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:54Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:52Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:50Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:49Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:48Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:45Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker18:29:43Caption #789

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 13 comments for this caption.

<infosponge> eeeexcelent...
<3Suns> brilyunt!
<Starbug> *g*
<JulieK> If god was a dog I would cry tears. Tears of blood.
<mypalmike> I found the simple life ain't so simple
When I jumped out on that road
I got no love, no love you'd call real
Ain't got nobody waitin' at home

Runnin' with the devil

<apple juice is a verb> And they worship false 'American Idols.' Maybe God needs an 'Apprentice' to help him keep the 'Real World' working properly.
<Mort> God made the life of the average joe so hard. Life is all temptation, islands of beautiful people could hardly be worse. The air waves full of hot celebrity, moles cosmetically added to give full cuteness effect, every one wants to be America's next top model.

The simple life is a myth, it's all lost rich girls faking it for fame. God thinks not for Joe Schmo, just for Joe Millionaire.

<besnik baftijari> hey this is the best page i have ever visited
<besnik baftijari> dhe mos ndaleni se pushuari se shiqperi se shpejti do te bashkohet dhe do te kemi edhe ne nje USA unitetd states of albania
<hi> i want to see a naked sexy girl
<jj> I wish I was that free
< sope> hey i want to see real naked pic
<Brebre313> What it do?

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post