[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/22/2004 by David Byrden
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

The Lord God Almighty shook His fluffy ears and pondered His creation.

"I made humans to be naked and free, to live the simple life". He thought.

"And thus it was in the beginning. Woof."

"But now they hoard material possessions and pollute My garden."

"They have even poisoned the phrase 'The Simple Life' with a new, ghastly meaning."

"Howwwwll"

(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 322 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:05Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:04Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:03Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:02Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:01Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker13:05:01Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:59Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:57Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:56Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:55Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:54Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:51Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:50Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:49Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:48Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:47Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:46Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:45Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:44Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:43Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:42Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:41Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:40Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:39Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:38Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:37Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:36Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:35Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:34Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:33Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:32Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:31Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:30Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:29Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:26Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:25Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:24Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:23Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:22Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:21Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:20Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:19Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:18Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:17Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:16Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:14Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:12Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:11Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:10Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:09Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:04Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker13:04:00Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:59Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:58Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:57Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:56Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:55Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:54Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:53Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:52Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:51Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:50Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:49Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:48Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:47Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:46Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:45Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:44Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:43Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:42Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:41Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:40Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:39Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:38Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:37Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:36Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:35Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:34Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:32Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:31Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:30Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:29Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:28Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:27Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:26Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:25Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:24Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:21Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:20Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:19Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:16Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:15Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:13Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:11Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:09Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:08Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:07Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker13:03:03Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:58Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:57Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:55Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:52Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:50Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:44Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:43Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:42Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:41Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:40Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:39Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:38Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:34Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:27Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:26Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:24Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:20Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:14Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:13Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:12Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:11Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:02Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:01Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker13:02:00Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:58Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:56Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:55Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:54Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:51Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:50Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:47Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:46Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:45Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:38Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:36Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:33Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:30Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:29Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:24Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:22Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:21Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:20Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:19Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:18Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:14Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:12Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:11Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:10Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:09Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:08Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:07Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:06Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:05Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:03Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:01:00Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:59Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:58Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:56Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:54Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:53Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:50Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:49Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:48Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:47Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:44Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:43Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:42Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:39Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:38Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:37Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:36Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:35Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:33Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:32Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:29Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:28Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:26Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:24Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:23Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:22Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:20Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:19Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:17Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:15Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:14Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:13Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:12Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:10Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:09Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:08Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:05Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:04Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker13:00:01Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:59Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:54Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:52Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:43Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:42Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:41Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:36Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:34Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:27Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:26Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:25Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:23Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:22Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:12Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:07Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:02Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker12:59:00Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:59Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:58Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:57Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:54Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:51Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:50Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:48Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:47Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:46Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:45Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:44Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:43Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:41Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:40Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:34Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:33Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:30Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:29Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:26Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:25Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:24Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:23Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:20Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:19Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:17Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:16Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:15Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:14Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:11Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:10Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:09Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:06Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:05Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:04Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker12:58:01Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:59Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:54Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:52Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:51Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:50Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:48Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:45Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:44Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:43Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:40Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:39Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:38Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:36Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:34Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:33Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:29Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:28Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:23Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:22Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:14Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:11Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:10Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:09Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:08Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:04Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:01Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker12:57:00Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:59Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:51Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:46Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:43Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:42Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:35Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:34Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:32Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:31Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:30Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:28Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:25Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:23Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:22Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:20Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:16Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:15Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:14Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:13Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:06Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:05Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:04Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker12:56:01Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:57Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:56Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:55Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:54Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:53Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:52Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:44Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:33Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:30Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:29Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:28Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:27Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:26Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:25Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:24Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:19Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:18Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:16Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:15Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:13Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:09Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:08Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:07Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:06Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker12:55:05Caption #491

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 13 comments for this caption.

<infosponge> eeeexcelent...
<3Suns> brilyunt!
<Starbug> *g*
<JulieK> If god was a dog I would cry tears. Tears of blood.
<mypalmike> I found the simple life ain't so simple
When I jumped out on that road
I got no love, no love you'd call real
Ain't got nobody waitin' at home

Runnin' with the devil

<apple juice is a verb> And they worship false 'American Idols.' Maybe God needs an 'Apprentice' to help him keep the 'Real World' working properly.
<Mort> God made the life of the average joe so hard. Life is all temptation, islands of beautiful people could hardly be worse. The air waves full of hot celebrity, moles cosmetically added to give full cuteness effect, every one wants to be America's next top model.

The simple life is a myth, it's all lost rich girls faking it for fame. God thinks not for Joe Schmo, just for Joe Millionaire.

<besnik baftijari> hey this is the best page i have ever visited
<besnik baftijari> dhe mos ndaleni se pushuari se shiqperi se shpejti do te bashkohet dhe do te kemi edhe ne nje USA unitetd states of albania
<hi> i want to see a naked sexy girl
<jj> I wish I was that free
< sope> hey i want to see real naked pic
<Brebre313> What it do?

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post