[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/22/2004 by David Byrden
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

The Lord God Almighty shook His fluffy ears and pondered His creation.

"I made humans to be naked and free, to live the simple life". He thought.

"And thus it was in the beginning. Woof."

"But now they hoard material possessions and pollute My garden."

"They have even poisoned the phrase 'The Simple Life' with a new, ghastly meaning."

"Howwwwll"

(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 218 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:25Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:24Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:23Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:22Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:21Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:19Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:18Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:16Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:14Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:13Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:12Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:10Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:09Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:08Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:07Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:06Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:04Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:03Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:02Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:01Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:58Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:57Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:56Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:55Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:50Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:49Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:47Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:46Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:45Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:44Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:43Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:42Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:40Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:38Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:37Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:36Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:33Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:32Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:31Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:29Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:27Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:26Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:25Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:24Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:23Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:21Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:20Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:19Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:18Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:17Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:16Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:15Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:14Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:13Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:12Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:09Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:08Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:07Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:06Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:05Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:02Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:59Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:58Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:57Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:56Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:55Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:54Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:53Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:52Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:51Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:50Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:49Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:48Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:47Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:46Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:45Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:44Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:43Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:42Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:41Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:40Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:39Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:38Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:37Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:36Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:35Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:34Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:33Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:32Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:31Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:30Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:29Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:28Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:27Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:26Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:25Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:24Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:23Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:22Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:20Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:18Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:17Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:16Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:15Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:14Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:13Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:12Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:11Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:10Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:09Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:08Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:07Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:06Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:05Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:04Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:03Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:02Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:01Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:00Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:59Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:58Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:57Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:56Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:55Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:54Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:53Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:52Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:51Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:50Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:49Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:48Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:47Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:46Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:45Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:44Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:43Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:42Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:41Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:40Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:39Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:38Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:37Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:36Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:35Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:34Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:32Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:30Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:29Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:28Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:27Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:26Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:25Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:24Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:23Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:22Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:21Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:20Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:19Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:18Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:17Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:16Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:15Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:14Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:13Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:12Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:11Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:10Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:09Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:08Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:07Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:06Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:05Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:04Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:03Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:01Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:58Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:56Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:55Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:54Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:53Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:52Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:51Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:50Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:49Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:48Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:47Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:46Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:45Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:44Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:43Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:42Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:41Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:40Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:39Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:38Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:37Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:36Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:35Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:34Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:33Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:32Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:31Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:30Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:29Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:28Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:26Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:23Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:22Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:20Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:19Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:18Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:17Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:16Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:15Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:14Caption #897

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 13 comments for this caption.

<infosponge> eeeexcelent...
<3Suns> brilyunt!
<Starbug> *g*
<JulieK> If god was a dog I would cry tears. Tears of blood.
<mypalmike> I found the simple life ain't so simple
When I jumped out on that road
I got no love, no love you'd call real
Ain't got nobody waitin' at home

Runnin' with the devil

<apple juice is a verb> And they worship false 'American Idols.' Maybe God needs an 'Apprentice' to help him keep the 'Real World' working properly.
<Mort> God made the life of the average joe so hard. Life is all temptation, islands of beautiful people could hardly be worse. The air waves full of hot celebrity, moles cosmetically added to give full cuteness effect, every one wants to be America's next top model.

The simple life is a myth, it's all lost rich girls faking it for fame. God thinks not for Joe Schmo, just for Joe Millionaire.

<besnik baftijari> hey this is the best page i have ever visited
<besnik baftijari> dhe mos ndaleni se pushuari se shiqperi se shpejti do te bashkohet dhe do te kemi edhe ne nje USA unitetd states of albania
<hi> i want to see a naked sexy girl
<jj> I wish I was that free
< sope> hey i want to see real naked pic
<Brebre313> What it do?

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post