Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/22/2004

by David Byrden

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

The Lord God Almighty shook His fluffy ears and pondered His creation.

"I made humans to be naked and free, to live the simple life". He thought.

"And thus it was in the beginning. Woof."

"But now they hoard material possessions and pollute My garden."

"They have even poisoned the phrase 'The Simple Life' with a new, ghastly meaning."

"Howwwwll"

(Reuters)

(AFP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 187 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:18 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:17 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:16 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:15 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:14 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:13 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:12 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:10 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:07 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:06 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:05 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:04 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:03 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:02 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:01 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:00 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:59 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:56 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:53 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:48 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:47 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:46 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:45 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:44 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:43 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:40 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:39 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:36 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:33 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:29 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:27 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:26 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:25 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:24 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:23 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:21 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:20 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:12 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:10 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:09 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:05 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:02 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:58 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:56 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:54 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:53 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:52 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:51 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:50 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:47 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:46 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:45 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:44 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:43 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:42 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:41 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:40 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:38 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:34 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:32 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:31 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:28 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:25 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:24 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:23 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:22 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:21 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:20 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:19 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:18 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:14 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:12 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:10 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:07 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:06 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:05 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:04 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:01 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:00 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:57 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:56 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:53 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:51 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:50 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:49 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:48 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:47 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:46 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:45 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:44 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:43 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:41 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:37 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:33 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:32 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:31 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:29 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:25 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:24 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:20 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:17 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:16 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:15 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:14 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:13 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:12 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:11 Caption #921

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:10 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:09 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:05 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:04 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:01 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:06:00 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:59 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:58 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:57 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:56 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:55 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:54 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:53 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:52 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:50 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:49 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:48 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:46 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:45 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:44 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:43 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:42 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:41 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:40 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:39 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:38 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:37 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:36 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:35 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:34 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:33 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:31 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:30 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:28 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:26 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:25 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:23 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:22 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:21 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:18 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:16 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:14 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:13 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:10 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:08 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:07 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:04 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:05:00 Caption #957

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:55 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:52 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:48 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:45 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:41 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:40 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:37 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:36 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:32 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:31 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:30 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:29 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:28 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:27 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:26 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:25 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:24 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:23 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:22 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:20 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:17 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:16 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:15 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:14 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:13 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:12 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:11 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:08 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:07 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:06 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:05 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:04:04 Caption #403

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 13 comments for this caption.

<infosponge> eeeexcelent...
<3Suns> brilyunt!
<Starbug> *g*
<JulieK> If god was a dog I would cry tears. Tears of blood.
<mypalmike> I found the simple life ain't so simple
When I jumped out on that road
I got no love, no love you'd call real
Ain't got nobody waitin' at home
Runnin' with the devil
<apple juice is a verb> And they worship false 'American Idols.' Maybe God needs an 'Apprentice' to help him keep the 'Real World' working properly.
<Mort> God made the life of the average joe so hard. Life is all temptation, islands of beautiful people could hardly be worse. The air waves full of hot celebrity, moles cosmetically added to give full cuteness effect, every one wants to be America's next top model.
The simple life is a myth, it's all lost rich girls faking it for fame. God thinks not for Joe Schmo, just for Joe Millionaire.
<besnik baftijari> hey this is the best page i have ever visited
<besnik baftijari> dhe mos ndaleni se pushuari se shiqperi se shpejti do te bashkohet dhe do te kemi edhe ne nje USA unitetd states of albania
<hi> i want to see a naked sexy girl
<jj> I wish I was that free
< sope> hey i want to see real naked pic
<Brebre313> What it do?

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post