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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/26/2003 by Ashley
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What an ass.

Mommy...do pigs have wings...and wheels?

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Roger Mexico> Gotta squeeze those brain cells a little harder, Ash.
<spam> um. okay.

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