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hush now baby

let me sing you a song

it's length is chihuahuan

(see it didn't take long)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Mort> Chihuahuan doesn't seem to be a word in the dictionary, but since we both used it, it should be one.
Btw how long is a chihuahuan in seconds?
<jellyloo> it is .06 earth seconds Jim.
<Mort> And how long can one hold a chihuahuan under water?

Answers in Lab time of course, written down in your textbooks and then eaten by spanniels as homework.

<jellyloo> a Spanielian hour is 147 times greater than a Chihuahuan second.
<Mort> Poodle time is measured in hair ribbons and not by the use of an everyday chow chow clock.
<jellyloo> I failed Poodlenometry.
<Mort> I could give you lessons. My mother was, in her heyday, a well known internal Lhasa Apso decorator.
<JP> All space/time measured in small dogs is annoying and loud.
<Allen> The poodle bites, the poodle chews it. Simulated merriment live on stage in London. Arf Arf!!!
<guyPaulo> "chihuahuan" - That's awesome!
<reddman> She's so cute I could "pinscher"
<Kumiho> Aw, don't get catty JP.
<JP> actually, it's the best puppy in the litter, even if it is a runt.
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