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Axolotl - 10/12/2004 by David Byrden
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The guys in school told me it's all about "getting lots of pussy".

What the heck does THAT mean?

And why are my pants misbehaving?

And where does she keep that "little pink jewel"?
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<Pedro Gonzales> Obvious, but good middle one
<mypalmike> You really can't go wrong with the pussy double-entendre.

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