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Axolotl - 10/12/2004

by David Byrden

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The guys in school told me it's all about "getting lots of pussy".

What the heck does THAT mean?

And why are my pants misbehaving?

And where does she keep that "little pink jewel"?

(Reuters)

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Pedro Gonzales> Obvious, but good middle one
<mypalmike> You really can't go wrong with the pussy double-entendre.

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