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Most Emailed Photos - 10/06/2004 by Axolotl
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I'm not ready to die yet...

...though I love meat.

That's why I always bring my homemade pocket defibrilator wherever I go!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Pedro Gonzales> good one
<Lauren> The cheesesteak is the most popular dish of Philadelphians. I would like to order 2 million pocket defibrilators for my neighbors, please.
<Luminaire> Remove the bread and it's Atkins-friendly so you can have two!
<mypalmike> My dad came up with the same diet way before Atkins. But he called it the "heart attack diet".
<Kumiho> Funny, that's what all my vegan friends say too...

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