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Most Emailed Photos - META DAY - 04/21/2004 by mypalmike
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Going through airport security was a nerve-wracking experience. Would my dead husband be detected in my carry on? More importantly though, would they confiscate my nail clippers?

But the guards weren't even looking at the x-ray screen as I walked through. They did perform a full-body cavity search on me though.

It was a hairy situation, but the twins got me through it.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Yeah, yeah, it's not meta...
<Carol> Oh well. The first panel is particularly nice!

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