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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by David Byrden
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Oh, man, those were the days. I had a band, a TV show and teenage groupies.

But I was taking WAY too many psychedelic drugs. Shit, I could have lost my mind!

Luckily, my poos began talking to me. They saved my sanity, man.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> I would have guessed that guy wrote this, except it's not alter ego day....
<JulieK> haha poos
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