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Most Emailed Photos - 03/25/2004 by David Byrden
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Cats and other mammals deal with feminine problems by licking.

But humans?

Our discarded tampons fill the planet.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 6 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Well thanks for taking my only idea (and writing a better caption with it).
<guyPaulo> Here, have a tampon on me as a reward for such a good caption.
<David Byrden> Lauren; the early byrd gets the, er, worm.
<ElvisThePelvis> Shouldn't that be the early bird gets the string!
<Roger McGuinn> Actually, David got it right! I like worms!
<mypalmike> Nice obscure Byrd reference, David.

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