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Most Emailed Photos - 03/25/2004 by David Byrden
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Cats and other mammals deal with feminine problems by licking.

But humans?

Our discarded tampons fill the planet.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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There are 6 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Well thanks for taking my only idea (and writing a better caption with it).
<guyPaulo> Here, have a tampon on me as a reward for such a good caption.
<David Byrden> Lauren; the early byrd gets the, er, worm.
<ElvisThePelvis> Shouldn't that be the early bird gets the string!
<Roger McGuinn> Actually, David got it right! I like worms!
<mypalmike> Nice obscure Byrd reference, David.

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