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Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by David Byrden
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I'd always hoped for a son. Here's the ultrasonic. Isn't he cute?

But he was born with embarassing black-and-white body hair. The other kids wouldn't play with him. He'd sit alone and pine.

His social skills never developed, and when he grew up I had to take him to peep shows. Discount peep shows. I'm not made of money, you know.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<infosponge> If I had been drinking coffee, it would have been all over my computer screen about now.
<guyPaulo> I echo that. Good one DB.
<ElvisThePelvis> HA!
<3Suns> Hehe
<Lauren> Pandas always have that melancholy look, don't they?
<mypalmike> I thought the "pine" pun was great, but then I got to the last caption and OMGROLFMAOWWJD!?
<mypalmike> Oh man that last one is so priceless, I have to vote again.
<Jmofwiw> I hate to say it, but you'd have to pay people to go see a Dianne Feinstein peep show.
<ajiav> get down.
<David Byrden> I can never tell which captions will be popular.

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