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Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004

by David Byrden

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I'd always hoped for a son. Here's the ultrasonic. Isn't he cute?

But he was born with embarassing black-and-white body hair. The other kids wouldn't play with him. He'd sit alone and pine.

His social skills never developed, and when he grew up I had to take him to peep shows. Discount peep shows. I'm not made of money, you know.

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<infosponge> If I had been drinking coffee, it would have been all over my computer screen about now.
<guyPaulo> I echo that. Good one DB.
<ElvisThePelvis> HA!
<3Suns> Hehe
<Lauren> Pandas always have that melancholy look, don't they?
<mypalmike> I thought the "pine" pun was great, but then I got to the last caption and OMGROLFMAOWWJD!?
<mypalmike> Oh man that last one is so priceless, I have to vote again.
<Jmofwiw> I hate to say it, but you'd have to pay people to go see a Dianne Feinstein peep show.
<ajiav> get down.
<David Byrden> I can never tell which captions will be popular.

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