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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by Lauren
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Just in case anyone is looking for ideas for Valentine's Day, I would like a diamond encrusted, platimun Hello Kitty.

I am planning to send each of you male monkies an Extreme Vodka girl.

And Carol will receive a visit from my sexy friend, Rob.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Roger Mexico> How generous, Lauren. How kind-hearted. How provocative.
<3Suns> So are the girls just there for the evening, or are they going to stick around? And do they bring their own vodka?
<Carol> Uh... thanks? Well, it's the thought that counts! Glad you're back, Lauren!
<mypalmike> You're just trying to get Wednesday brownie points. It worked.
<ajiav> I can't accept the vodka girl. I would be in a lot of trouble.
<guyPaulo> Damn, Lauren must have got up early to be the first monkie in with a caption today.
<Lauren> I used to always be first, but then I started getting up before Mort posted the pix for the day and going back to bed until after everyone else had a shot. Unemployment has its disadvantages.
<guyPaulo> Next time Lauren, give me a nudge when you roll out of bed to post the first caption (wink-wink).
<Lauren> Then I'll NEVER get here....
<guyPaulo> ...

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