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Most Emailed Photos - 11/03/2003 by David Byrden
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JESUS H CHRIST! THERE'S A SQUIRREL EATING MY GUTS! HELP ME!

But it was too late. Moments later, he died of massive blood loss and his soul flew off to heaven.

The carnivorous squirrel is a protected species, so it still roams free, eating three or four people per week.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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