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Most Emailed Photos - 11/03/2003 by David Byrden
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JESUS H CHRIST! THERE'S A SQUIRREL EATING MY GUTS! HELP ME!

But it was too late. Moments later, he died of massive blood loss and his soul flew off to heaven.

The carnivorous squirrel is a protected species, so it still roams free, eating three or four people per week.
(AP)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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