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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/19/2003

by David Byrden

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"I got a record as long as your f**ing arm. My gang done drive-bys, bank raids, you name it. Even stole a f**ing yacht once."

"One time the LAPD chased our getaway car and the pursuit was live on CNN. So I drove us into the woods. Chopper couldn't see s**t and the cops ran into a tree."

"So, with my record of creative leadership, I am proud to announce my... what's that f*ing word?!?! C - A - N... CANDIDACY for Governer of California. S**t, y'all KNOW you could do worse."

(AFP)

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Roger Mexico> Well, maybe it seemed a little too verbosely wordy, like that it went on and on and on, covering so much information that you couldn't remember what the original idea seemed to be because the length of the thing was just so far along in the process that you like hardly ever got there?
<apple juice is a verb> I don't mind verbose, as should be obvious. often times the short ones are so predictable and formulaic---i believe that this example is not excessive. it seems to be a difference in taste...
<Luminaire> Verbosity's not a bad thing. Compton, Long Beach, IngleWOOOOOD!
<010010100> prolly the only good one today. specially as I went and submitted two... :(
<Starbug> It's not outrageous enough. Try coming up with something surreal.
<Spam> Haha, pretty nice. You do not lose.

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