Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 08/04/2003

by David Byrden

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

While Samantha was tying the knot with the contortionist, yours truly was snoozing. The weather woke me and I realised I had only half an hour to get uptown for my date!

But it took me 20 minutes just to choose an outfit, featuring a Gucci wristband, Prada purse, a really out-there diamond ring and Manolo Blahnik pumps.

And I was on a midnight deadline for my column! So I took my laptop, set the font size to H_U_G_E as usual, and grabbed this photo from a clipart program.
Screwing up my relationships makes me more popular, I thought, so why not screw up my job as well? and I wrote:

A_R_E___W_E___G_I_R_A_F_F_E_S_?

(AP)

(Reuters)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 44 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:47 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:46 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:45 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:44 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:43 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:42 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:41 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:40 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:39 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:38 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:37 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:36 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:35 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:33 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:32 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:31 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:30 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:29 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:28 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:27 Caption #882

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:26 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:25 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:24 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:23 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:22 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:21 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:14 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:12 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:10 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:07 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:06 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:05 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:04 Caption #925

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:03 Caption #2.4

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:02 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:13:00 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:12:59 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:12:57 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:12:56 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:12:55 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:12:54 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:12:53 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:12:52 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 16:12:51 Caption #4

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<infosponge> Excellent!
<girly girl> that's great!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post