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Most Emailed Photos - 08/04/2003 by David Byrden
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While Samantha was tying the knot with the contortionist, yours truly was snoozing. The weather woke me and I realised I had only half an hour to get uptown for my date!

But it took me 20 minutes just to choose an outfit, featuring a Gucci wristband, Prada purse, a really out-there diamond ring and Manolo Blahnik pumps.

And I was on a midnight deadline for my column! So I took my laptop, set the font size to H_U_G_E as usual, and grabbed this photo from a clipart program.
Screwing up my relationships makes me more popular, I thought, so why not screw up my job as well? and I wrote:

A_R_E___W_E___G_I_R_A_F_F_E_S_?

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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