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Most Emailed Photos - 08/04/2003

by David Byrden

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While Samantha was tying the knot with the contortionist, yours truly was snoozing. The weather woke me and I realised I had only half an hour to get uptown for my date!

But it took me 20 minutes just to choose an outfit, featuring a Gucci wristband, Prada purse, a really out-there diamond ring and Manolo Blahnik pumps.

And I was on a midnight deadline for my column! So I took my laptop, set the font size to H_U_G_E as usual, and grabbed this photo from a clipart program.
Screwing up my relationships makes me more popular, I thought, so why not screw up my job as well? and I wrote:

A_R_E___W_E___G_I_R_A_F_F_E_S_?

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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