[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by Lauren
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

MEN.... whether they are rich and famous...

...or destitute and drunk...

..all they really want is a little head.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 269 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:21Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:18Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:17Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:16Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:10Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:06Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:02Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:01Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker07:02:00Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:59Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:58Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:54Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:52Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:49Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:48Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:47Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:46Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:40Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:39Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:38Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:37Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:36Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:35Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:34Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:32Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:31Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:30Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:29Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:28Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:27Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:22Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:19Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:18Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:17Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:16Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:15Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:12Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:11Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:10Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:08Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:06Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:05Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:04Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:03Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:02Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:01Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker07:01:00Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:59Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:58Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:57Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:56Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:55Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:50Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:49Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:48Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:47Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:46Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:45Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:41Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:38Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:32Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:20Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:19Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:17Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:08Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:07Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:06Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:05Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:04Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker07:00:03Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:58Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:57Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:56Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:55Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:54Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:53Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:52Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:47Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:44Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:42Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:41Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:40Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:39Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:38Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:37Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:31Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:29Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:27Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:26Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:19Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:17Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:16Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:15Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:11Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:10Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:06Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker06:59:05Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:58Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:56Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:55Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:54Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:53Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:52Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:51Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:49Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:48Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:44Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:42Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:40Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:37Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:35Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:34Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:34Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:32Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:31Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:30Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:28Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:26Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:22Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:21Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:20Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:19Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:18Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:17Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:16Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:14Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:09Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:07Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:03Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:02Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker06:58:01Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:58Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:54Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:53Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:52Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:51Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:50Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:47Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:39Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:38Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:37Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:36Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:34Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:33Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:32Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:29Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:28Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:27Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:26Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:25Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:24Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:23Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:22Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:20Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:19Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:17Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:16Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:15Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:14Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:12Caption #-87
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:11Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:09Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:08Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:07Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:02Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker06:57:01Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:57Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:56Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:49Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:48Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:47Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:46Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:45Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:44Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:42Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:41Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:40Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:38Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:37Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:36Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:34Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:33Caption #-81
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:29Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:24Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:18Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:17Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:16Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:15Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:14Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:13Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:09Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:07Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:06Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:05Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:04Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker06:56:01Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:54Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:53Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:45Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:44Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:40Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:37Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:29Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:17Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:15Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:08Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:04Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:02Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker06:55:00Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:58Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:57Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:53Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:45Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:40Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:36Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:33Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:29Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:28Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:23Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:22Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:18Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:17Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:15Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:12Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:11Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:09Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:08Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:07Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:06Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:05Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:02Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:01Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker06:54:00Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:59Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:55Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:52Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:50Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:49Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:42Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:38Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:37Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:36Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:28Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:27Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:21Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:15Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:11Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:09Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:07Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:01Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker06:53:00Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:58Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:57Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:49Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:48Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:47Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:46Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:44Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:41Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:39Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:38Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:36Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:34Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:32Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:25Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker06:52:22Caption #150

Board [Post Message]

This week's John Lennon is:

Lauren



The Yoko Ono groupies are: guyPaulo, Flux and Jmofwiw


There are 38 messages for this day.
<Mort> Something has come up that will mean that mostemailed will actually pay for itself, or even make money. I am not allowed to say anymore now, you might see for yourselves soon.
<Lauren> Please don't tell me you are going to start running member enlargement ads....
<Lauren> Or that AOL bought you.
<mypalmike> Member enlargement ads! That sounds GREAT!! I mean, I AM large enough already, but hey! More to squeeze, more to please!
<Pedro Gonzales> Wow- after a short absense I return to find new n improved MEP with better monkie icons! Teh New Sexy
<guyPaulo> Good luck with the venture Mort. I would like to see MEP turn into some kind of pyramid scheme, where regulars go sign up new monkies for a fee, and we all shair the money until the whole thing collapses.
<Jmofwiw> Send me $10 to find out how I make money fast.
<Axolotl> Enlarge your urodel, ask Axolotl how!!!11!!
<obtuse> !! I DONT EVEN HAVE A URODEL
<obtuse> OK, three captions is enough for me. I almost had another about an allergy medicine testimonial, but it didn't pan out. Feel free to run with it.
<Jmofwiw> That's like the PCs they buy in Europe, right? The Euro-Dells?
<yoyology> A rough-skinned newt, Axo?

...64.233.167.104...

<JulieK> Come on Mort, Peeps! I have a feeling that the money making scheme invloves a utility belt, a Frankenstein, and a really big gun.
<obtuse> I heard MacGyver made a bong out of those components once.
<Mort> No; close; no; hey Pedro; no; no; no; cargo pants, zombies, a sharp spoon and a straw.
<Lauren> You've sold out and used the money to by the implements necessary to take over the world?
<guyPaulo> I like the topics from the meeting linked above by yoyo:
"Osmoregulatory mechanisms in terrestrial isopods under hydrating and dehydrating conditions." Sounds exciting!
<Lauren> Not if you are in the thirsty group.
<jellyloo> Can I get in on the ground floor of this money making venture?
<Mort> Sure, but only if you send me a check for $237.
<Hysterical Woman> I'm always getting spam to enlargen my penis, despite my name. Also, Mike, Tina thinks your penis is big enough. It'll only hurt her if you get it enlarged. 12 inches is enough.
<jellyloo> Is this tax deductible? Shall I make the cheque out to Mort Z. Gorilla?
<Mort> Well I am registered as a "charity" for tax purposes, so it is tax deductable.

Just send it to my Costa Rica, off shore, tax haven account.

<Axolotl> Yoyo, good googling! A urodel is a member of Urodela, the amphibian order compromising salamanders, newt, olms and hellbenders.
<apple juice is a verb> Mort hasn't sold MEP, he's sold us. "The site pays for itself." Slave trade equals money.
<David Byrden> The truth is, Bush offered to pay Mort to link unrelated things. Specifically,
Saddam and 9-11.
<ajiav> lol
<Carol> "Hellbenders"! ...hellbenders.sanwalddesigns.com...
<Mort> Ok the deal has been done, you will all see.
<Mark> Fantastic. I can't wait to see the X-10 ads :)
<Kumiho> Mort won't sell us! He lo- er... likes us, like he likes his pet fungus.
<Mark> I just intercepted an email from NBC to Mort!

Winners of the GUEST OF THE DAY competition will be clapped in irons and rented to David Letterman to write "actually funny" Top Ten lists.

<Mark> Yes, I know CBS owns Letterman. Really! Just becasue I'm an Australian ..!!

(sob)

<Lauren> Well, Mark, I understand that no matter what happens, Leno wants to interview YOU for his Jay-Walking segment.
<guyPaulo> I guess Mort is too busy counting his money to post the winner.
<Mort> Oops sorry, been busy at work today. :(
<guyPaulo> Congrates to Lauren. I liked her poop caption better though.
<Lauren> Thanks, Guy. Incidentally, "Lau" links to the 'little head' caption, but "ren" links to the poop one. So I guess I won for the combination.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post