[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 268 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:57Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:56Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:54Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:53Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:50Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:44Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:41Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:35Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:33Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:29Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:26Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:25Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:19Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:15Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:13Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:09Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:01Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:59Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:48Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:47Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:44Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:42Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:41Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:38Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:36Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:32Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:31Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:25Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:21Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:16Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:14Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:12Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:11Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:08Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:07Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:04Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:58Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:53Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:49Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:48Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:44Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:43Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:41Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:38Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:37Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:29Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:24Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:21Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:17Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:15Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:13Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:12Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:09Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:08Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:07Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:02Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:49Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:46Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:45Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:43Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:42Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:40Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:39Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:36Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:35Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:34Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:33Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:32Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:31Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:28Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:23Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:22Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:17Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:14Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:13Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:10Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:05Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:01Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:56Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:55Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:53Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:52Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:51Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:50Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:49Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:47Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:46Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:45Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:44Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:42Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:41Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:40Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:39Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:38Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:35Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:33Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:32Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:30Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:29Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:20Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:19Caption #-76
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:16Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:12Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:10Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:04Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:03Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:01Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:57Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:56Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:51Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:50Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:49Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:48Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:45Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:42Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:40Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:34Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:31Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:24Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:20Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:15Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:13Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:08Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:06Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:05Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:04Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:59Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:58Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:57Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:56Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:54Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:53Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:49Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:46Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:45Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:44Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:43Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:42Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:39Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:37Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:32Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:27Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:24Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:20Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:15Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:07Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:03Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:01Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:56Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:52Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:47Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:46Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:44Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:42Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:38Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:29Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:28Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:26Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:25Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:23Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:21Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:20Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:18Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:17Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:16Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:15Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:14Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:13Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:12Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:11Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:10Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:09Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:08Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:07Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:06Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:05Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:04Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:03Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:02Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:01Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker10:59:00Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:59Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:54Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:52Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:44Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:42Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:41Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:39Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:31Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:28Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:27Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:24Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:23Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:22Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:21Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:20Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:19Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:18Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:17Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:16Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:15Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:14Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:13Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:12Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:11Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:10Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:09Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:07Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:06Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:05Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:04Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:03Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:02Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:01Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker10:58:00Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:59Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:58Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:57Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:56Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:55Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:54Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:53Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:52Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:51Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:50Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:49Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:48Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:47Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:46Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:45Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:44Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:43Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:42Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:41Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:40Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:39Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:37Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:35Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:31Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:28Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:26Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:21Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:20Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:19Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:18Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:17Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:16Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:15Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:14Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:13Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:12Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:11Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:10Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:09Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:08Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:07Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:06Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:05Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:04Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:03Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker10:57:02Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:59Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:58Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker10:56:57Caption #563

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.

There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post