[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 280 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:52Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:51Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:50Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:49Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:48Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:47Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:45Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:44Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:42Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:41Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:40Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:39Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:38Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:37Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:36Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:35Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:34Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:33Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:31Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:30Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:29Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:26Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:22Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:18Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:14Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:12Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:11Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:10Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:09Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:08Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:07Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:06Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:05Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:02Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:01Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:00Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:59Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:58Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:57Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:56Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:55Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:54Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:53Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:52Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:51Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:50Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:49Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:48Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:47Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:46Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:45Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:43Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:42Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:41Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:40Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:39Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:38Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:37Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:36Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:35Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:34Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:33Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:32Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:31Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:30Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:29Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:28Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:27Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:26Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:25Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:24Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:23Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:22Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:21Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:20Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:19Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:18Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:17Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:16Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:14Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:13Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:11Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:10Caption #-67
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:08Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:06Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:04Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:03Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:02Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:00Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:59Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:58Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:57Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:54Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:53Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:52Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:51Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:50Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:49Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:48Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:47Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:46Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:45Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:44Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:43Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:42Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:41Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:40Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:39Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:38Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:35Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:34Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:33Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:31Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:30Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:26Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:25Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:24Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:23Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:22Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:21Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:20Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:19Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:18Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:17Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:16Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:15Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:14Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:13Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:12Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:11Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:10Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:08Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:07Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:06Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:05Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:04Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:03Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:58Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:57Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:54Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:51Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:50Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:49Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:47Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:46Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:44Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:43Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:42Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:41Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:40Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:39Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:38Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:37Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:36Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:35Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:34Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:33Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:30Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:29Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:27Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:26Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:24Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:22Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:21Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:20Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:19Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:18Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:17Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:14Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:13Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:12Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:11Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:10Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:09Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:08Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:07Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:06Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:05Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:04Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:03Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:02Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:01Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:00Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:59Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:58Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:57Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:56Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:55Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:54Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:52Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:51Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:50Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:49Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:48Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:47Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:46Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:45Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:44Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:43Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:42Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:41Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:40Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:39Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:38Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:37Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:36Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:35Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:34Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:33Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:32Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:31Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:30Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:29Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:28Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:27Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:25Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:24Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:22Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:18Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:17Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:16Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:15Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:14Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:13Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:12Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:10Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:06Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:05Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:04Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:03Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:02Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:01Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:00Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:59Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:58Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:57Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:56Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:55Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:54Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:52Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:50Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:49Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:48Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:46Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:45Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:44Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:43Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:40Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:39Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:38Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:37Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:34Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:31Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:30Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:29Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:28Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:26Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:25Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:24Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:23Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:22Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:21Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:20Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:19Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:18Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:17Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:16Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:15Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:14Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:11Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:10Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:09Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:07Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:06Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:05Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:04Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:03Caption #

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post