[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 335 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:11Caption #-80
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:10Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:09Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:08Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:07Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:06Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:05Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:04Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:03Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:01Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:00Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:59Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:58Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:57Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:56Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:55Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:54Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:53Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:52Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:51Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:48Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:46Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:45Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:44Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:43Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:40Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:39Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:38Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:37Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:34Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:33Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:32Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:31Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:30Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:29Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:28Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:27Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:25Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:24Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:23Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:22Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:19Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:14Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:13Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:11Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:09Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:06Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:04Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:03Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:00Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:58Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:57Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:56Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:55Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:52Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:51Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:50Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:49Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:48Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:47Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:46Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:45Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:44Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:43Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:42Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:41Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:40Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:39Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:38Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:37Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:36Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:35Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:34Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:33Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:32Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:31Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:30Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:28Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:24Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:23Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:20Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:19Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:17Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:16Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:15Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:14Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:13Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:12Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:11Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:10Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:09Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:08Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:07Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:06Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:05Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:04Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:03Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:02Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:01Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:00Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:59Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:58Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:57Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:56Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:55Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:51Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:50Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:48Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:47Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:46Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:45Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:44Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:43Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:42Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:41Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:40Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:39Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:38Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:35Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:31Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:27Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:24Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:23Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:22Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:21Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:20Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:19Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:18Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:17Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:16Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:15Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:14Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:13Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:12Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:11Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:10Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:07Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:06Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:03Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:02Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:01Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:00Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:59Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:58Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:57Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:56Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:55Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:52Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:51Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:50Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:49Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:48Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:47Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:46Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:45Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:44Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:43Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:42Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:41Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:40Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:39Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:38Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:37Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:36Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:35Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:34Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:33Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:32Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:31Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:30Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:29Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:28Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:27Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:26Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:25Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:24Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:23Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:22Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:21Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:20Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:19Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:17Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:16Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:15Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:14Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:13Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:12Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:11Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:10Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:09Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:08Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:08Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:06Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:04Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:02Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:01Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:00Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:59Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:58Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:57Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:56Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:55Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:54Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:53Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:52Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:51Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:50Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:49Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:48Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:47Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:46Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:45Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:44Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:43Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:42Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:41Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:40Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:39Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:38Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:37Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:36Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:35Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:34Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:33Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:32Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:31Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:30Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:29Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:28Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:27Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:26Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:25Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:24Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:23Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:22Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:21Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:20Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:19Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:18Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:17Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:16Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:15Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:14Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:13Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:11Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:10Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:09Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:08Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:07Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:06Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:04Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:02Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:00Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:59Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:58Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:57Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:56Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:55Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:54Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:53Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:52Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:51Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:50Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:49Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:48Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:47Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:46Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:45Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:44Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:43Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:42Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:41Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:40Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:39Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:38Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:37Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:36Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:35Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:34Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:33Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:32Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:31Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:30Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:29Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:28Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:27Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:26Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:25Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:24Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:23Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:21Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:19Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:18Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:17Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:15Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:14Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:08Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:07Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:06Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:05Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:04Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:03Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:02Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:01Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:00Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:59Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:58Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:57Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:56Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:55Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:54Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:53Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:52Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:51Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:50Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:49Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:48Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:47Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:46Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:45Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:44Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:43Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:42Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:41Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:40Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:38Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:37Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:36Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:35Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:34Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:33Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:32Caption #228

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post