[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Sauron the burning eye
was in love.

But it was not the Nazgul who received his fiery gaze of passion.

He gave his RING to the cute little penguin at the Mount Doom petting zoo.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Canadian Press)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 382 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:52Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:51Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:50Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:49Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:48Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:47Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:46Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:45Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:44Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:43Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:42Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:41Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:40Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:39Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:38Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:37Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:36Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:35Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:34Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:33Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:32Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:31Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:30Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:29Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:28Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:27Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:26Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:25Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:24Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:23Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:19Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:17Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:12Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:10Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:08Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:07Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:06Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:05Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:04Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:03Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:02Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:01Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker19:28:00Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:59Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:56Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:53Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:50Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:49Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:44Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:43Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:42Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:41Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:40Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:39Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:38Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:37Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:36Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:35Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:34Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:33Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:32Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:31Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:30Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:29Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:28Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:27Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:26Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:25Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:24Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:21Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:19Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:18Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:17Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:16Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:15Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:14Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:13Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:12Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:11Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:10Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:09Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:08Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:07Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:05Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:03Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker19:27:02Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:58Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:57Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:56Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:55Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:54Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:53Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:52Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:51Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:50Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:49Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:48Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:47Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:45Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:44Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:43Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:42Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:41Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:40Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:39Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:38Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:37Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:36Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:35Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:31Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:30Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:28Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:27Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:26Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:25Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:24Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:23Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:22Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:21Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:20Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:19Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:18Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:17Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:16Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:14Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:13Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:12Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:11Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:10Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:09Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:08Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:07Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:06Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:05Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:04Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:03Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:02Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker19:26:01Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:59Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:55Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:51Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:50Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:49Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:47Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:45Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:44Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:43Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:42Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:42Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:40Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:39Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:38Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:37Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:36Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:35Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:33Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:30Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:26Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:21Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:20Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:19Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:18Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:17Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:16Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:15Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:14Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:13Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:12Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:11Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:10Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:09Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:08Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:07Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:06Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:05Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:04Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:03Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:02Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:00Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:59Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:54Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:53Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:52Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:51Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:50Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:49Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:48Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:47Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:46Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:45Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:42Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:41Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:40Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:39Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:38Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:37Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:36Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:35Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:34Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:33Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:32Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:29Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:28Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:27Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:26Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:25Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:24Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:23Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:22Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:21Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:20Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:19Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:18Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:17Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:16Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:15Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:14Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:13Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:12Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:10Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:09Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:04Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:03Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:01Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker19:24:00Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:59Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:58Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:57Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:56Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:55Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:54Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:53Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:52Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:51Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:49Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:47Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:45Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:43Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:42Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:41Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:39Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:38Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:31Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:28Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:26Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:25Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:21Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:20Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:17Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:16Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:15Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:14Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:12Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:11Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:10Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:04Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:03Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker19:23:00Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:59Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:58Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:57Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:53Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:52Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:51Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:45Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:43Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:42Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:41Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:39Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:36Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:35Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:34Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:33Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:28Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:22Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:21Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:20Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:16Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:15Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:10Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:09Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:08Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:06Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:01Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:59Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:56Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:52Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:48Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:47Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:46Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:44Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:43Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:41Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:38Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:37Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:31Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:29Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:28Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:21Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:20Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:18Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:17Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:15Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:14Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:13Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:12Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:11Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:10Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:09Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:08Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:07Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:04Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:03Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:02Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:00Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:52Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:51Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:47Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:42Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:33Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:32Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:27Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:25Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:23Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:22Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:21Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:14Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:13Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:11Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:06Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:04Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:58Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:57Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:56Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:52Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:51Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:50Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:49Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:48Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:47Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:46Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:44Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:43Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:42Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:41Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:40Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:39Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:38Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:37Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:36Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:35Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:34Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:33Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:31Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:30Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:29Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:27Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:26Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:25Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:23Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:22Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:19Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:18Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:15Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:14Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:13Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:12Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:10Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:09Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:08Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:07Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:06Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:04Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:02Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:01Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:00Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:58Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:55Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:54Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:53Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:52Caption #98

Board [Post Message]

Thursday was a very very good day. Today shall be good too. I decree Saturday to be the best of days! Then again Sunday isn't bad either.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Very cute, Mort.
<3Suns> Yes, I'm sure a Good Friday will be had by all.
<Sunrays247> This was great! :))
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Kumiho> Ooh yes, a very good Friday. ...www.theshallowend.com...
<Kumiho> Sadly, I must go to school and will not being participating in today's activites.
<guyPaulo> Have fun in class, Kumiho.
<mypalmike> I had a dream last night that there was a mostemailed meetup in Montreal. It was at an art gallery, and I brought some art to show, which looked basically like stick figures. I was there first, and when MEP people started to arrive, nobody wore name tags and nobody said their names, but we all talked as if we knew each other. My piece of art was a focal point for MEP captioning jokes. For some reason, everyone independently came up with the same joke about menstruation after looking at my art. After hearing it like 5 times, I started ranting about how everyone was so crass at MEP. Later, I was talking to Carol, I think, and I noticed she had a Toastmasters pin. I asked if she was involved in Toastmassters, and she stood up and flipped the the table we were sitting at towards me, apparently trying to hit me with it. Later on, I think guy and the friend he dragged along asked me if I knew the bus system in Montreal, because they thought the meetup was lame and they wanted to go out drinking.
<Carol> Wow, maybe I should join Toastmasters! Do they teach table-throwing?
<mypalmike> Hmm, they do something called "table topics", but it doesn't generally get violent.
<apple juice is a verb> I love that people have dreams about MEP. It is the strangest thing...
<ajiav> I posted some very old 4-track improvisations here:
...www.soundclick.com...
<Kumiho> Gee, awefully slow today. Is everyone taking off early for Easter?
<mypalmike> [echoing] early for easter?... early for easter?... early for easter?...
<Mark> Sorry I've been away for the past week .. things are getting crazy over here. I expect things (and my bloody PC) to settle down very soon, and I can return to weaving my own brand of minimal insanity.

Mark's Minimal Insanity (TM) -- Insist On It!

<Kumiho> ::long loving look at MEP:: Pity it is a weekend, I'm going to miss the challenge of captioning for the next few days.
<mypalmike> Maybe one of us should set up a weekend-only MEP site.
<3Suns> Geez, did someone link here from some popular site? There's lke 25 lurkers in the 10-minute list!
<obtuse> Happens every now and then. Might be a google spider or something...
<guyPaulo> A spider?!? ACKKKKk!!! Quick, someone stomp it with your shoe!!!

Bada-bing! I'll be here all week folks.

<Anne Emmenthal> Mr. Gibson, thank you for making a movie out of that story I wrote (which, I must admit, was loosely based on an idea from the Gospels).
<jordie3> A friend of mine is in Toastmasters, and got second place or something in a recent thingy. She is sort of like the chick who takes over for Miss America if Miss America does anything stupid and they revoke her title. Only my friend is this for Toastmasters.

I am stull not entirely sure what they do there.

Also, this is an exceedingly wonderful caption.

<jordie3> still. I am STILL not entirely sure what they do there.

MY GOD WHY CAN'T I PROOFREAD?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post