[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Sauron the burning eye
was in love.

But it was not the Nazgul who received his fiery gaze of passion.

He gave his RING to the cute little penguin at the Mount Doom petting zoo.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Canadian Press)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 280 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:06Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:05Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:04Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:03Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:02Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker18:19:00Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:59Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:58Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:57Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:56Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:55Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:54Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:48Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:45Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:40Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:39Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:38Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:37Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:36Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:35Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:34Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:33Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:31Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:29Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:28Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:27Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:26Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:25Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:24Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:23Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:12Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker18:18:01Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:59Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:58Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:53Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:48Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:47Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:46Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:44Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:40Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:37Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:29Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:27Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:24Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:21Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:20Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:19Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:18Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:17Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:16Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:15Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:14Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:12Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:08Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:04Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:01Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker18:17:00Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:59Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:58Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:57Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:56Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:54Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:52Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:51Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:50Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:49Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:48Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:47Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:46Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:43Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:40Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:39Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:38Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:37Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:36Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:35Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:34Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:33Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:26Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:24Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:19Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:12Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:05Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:01Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:54Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:50Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:43Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:40Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:39Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:38Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:37Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:36Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:35Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:34Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:33Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:28Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:25Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:22Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:21Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:18Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:17Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:12Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:08Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:07Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:06Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:05Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:04Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:03Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:02Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:01Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:58Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:57Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:56Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:55Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:54Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:53Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:52Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:51Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:50Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:49Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:48Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:47Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:46Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:45Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:44Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:43Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:42Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:38Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:32Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:25Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:24Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:23Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:21Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:20Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:15Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:14Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:13Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:12Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:11Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:10Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:08Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:07Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:06Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:05Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:04Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:03Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:59Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:56Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:53Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:51Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:42Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:36Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:27Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:20Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:18Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:17Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:16Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:15Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:14Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:13Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:08Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:04Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:00Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:59Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:54Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:53Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:51Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:49Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:48Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:46Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:44Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:42Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:39Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:38Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:37Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:36Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:35Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:34Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:33Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:31Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:29Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:28Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:25Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:24Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:23Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:22Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:21Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:20Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:19Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:16Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:15Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:11Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:06Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:05Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:04Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:03Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:02Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:01Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:00Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:59Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:58Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:57Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:56Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:55Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:54Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:48Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:45Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:34Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:33Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:22Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:20Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:09Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:08Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:07Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:06Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:05Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:04Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:59Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:54Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:52Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:51Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:43Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:41Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:39Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:37Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:35Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:33Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:32Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:31Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:30Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:29Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:28Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:27Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:26Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:24Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:22Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:20Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:18Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:16Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:15Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:14Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:13Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:12Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:10Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:09Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:09Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:07Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:06Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:05Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:04Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:02Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:01Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:00Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:58Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:57Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:56Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:55Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:54Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:52Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:51Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:40Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:35Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:29Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:28Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:27Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:26Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:25Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:25Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:23Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:22Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:21Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:20Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:19Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:18Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:17Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:12Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:10Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:08Caption #44

Board [Post Message]

Thursday was a very very good day. Today shall be good too. I decree Saturday to be the best of days! Then again Sunday isn't bad either.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Very cute, Mort.
<3Suns> Yes, I'm sure a Good Friday will be had by all.
<Sunrays247> This was great! :))
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Kumiho> Ooh yes, a very good Friday. ...www.theshallowend.com...
<Kumiho> Sadly, I must go to school and will not being participating in today's activites.
<guyPaulo> Have fun in class, Kumiho.
<mypalmike> I had a dream last night that there was a mostemailed meetup in Montreal. It was at an art gallery, and I brought some art to show, which looked basically like stick figures. I was there first, and when MEP people started to arrive, nobody wore name tags and nobody said their names, but we all talked as if we knew each other. My piece of art was a focal point for MEP captioning jokes. For some reason, everyone independently came up with the same joke about menstruation after looking at my art. After hearing it like 5 times, I started ranting about how everyone was so crass at MEP. Later, I was talking to Carol, I think, and I noticed she had a Toastmasters pin. I asked if she was involved in Toastmassters, and she stood up and flipped the the table we were sitting at towards me, apparently trying to hit me with it. Later on, I think guy and the friend he dragged along asked me if I knew the bus system in Montreal, because they thought the meetup was lame and they wanted to go out drinking.
<Carol> Wow, maybe I should join Toastmasters! Do they teach table-throwing?
<mypalmike> Hmm, they do something called "table topics", but it doesn't generally get violent.
<apple juice is a verb> I love that people have dreams about MEP. It is the strangest thing...
<ajiav> I posted some very old 4-track improvisations here:
...www.soundclick.com...
<Kumiho> Gee, awefully slow today. Is everyone taking off early for Easter?
<mypalmike> [echoing] early for easter?... early for easter?... early for easter?...
<Mark> Sorry I've been away for the past week .. things are getting crazy over here. I expect things (and my bloody PC) to settle down very soon, and I can return to weaving my own brand of minimal insanity.

Mark's Minimal Insanity (TM) -- Insist On It!

<Kumiho> ::long loving look at MEP:: Pity it is a weekend, I'm going to miss the challenge of captioning for the next few days.
<mypalmike> Maybe one of us should set up a weekend-only MEP site.
<3Suns> Geez, did someone link here from some popular site? There's lke 25 lurkers in the 10-minute list!
<obtuse> Happens every now and then. Might be a google spider or something...
<guyPaulo> A spider?!? ACKKKKk!!! Quick, someone stomp it with your shoe!!!

Bada-bing! I'll be here all week folks.

<Anne Emmenthal> Mr. Gibson, thank you for making a movie out of that story I wrote (which, I must admit, was loosely based on an idea from the Gospels).
<jordie3> A friend of mine is in Toastmasters, and got second place or something in a recent thingy. She is sort of like the chick who takes over for Miss America if Miss America does anything stupid and they revoke her title. Only my friend is this for Toastmasters.

I am stull not entirely sure what they do there.

Also, this is an exceedingly wonderful caption.

<jordie3> still. I am STILL not entirely sure what they do there.

MY GOD WHY CAN'T I PROOFREAD?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post