[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Fed up of praying towards Mecca so many times a day?



Or are you tired of worshiping some dubious body parts of some saints?



Then join the Mormon church where you can have your 5 virgins without having to die first.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 217 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:37Caption #-77
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:36Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:34Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:31Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:29Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:27Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:25Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:24Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:23Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:18Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:17Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:16Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:15Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:13Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:09Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:06Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:05Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:04Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker15:55:01Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:58Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:55Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:53Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:52Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:51Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:50Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:48Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:43Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:37Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:36Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:35Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:32Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:31Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:25Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:24Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:22Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:19Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:12Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:10Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:07Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:06Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:02Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker15:54:01Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:54Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:51Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:50Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:49Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:45Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:36Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:35Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:29Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:23Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:19Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:15Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:14Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:13Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:12Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:10Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:04Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:03Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:02Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker15:53:01Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:56Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:47Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:46Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:42Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:41Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:38Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:35Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:34Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:32Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:31Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:30Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:23Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:17Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:16Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:15Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:09Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:08Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker15:52:00Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:53Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:51Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:47Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:46Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:45Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:44Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:35Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:33Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:29Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:27Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:24Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:23Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:20Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:19Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:12Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:11Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:10Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:09Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:03Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker15:51:02Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:58Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:56Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:46Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:42Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:41Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:40Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:39Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:37Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:36Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:34Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:33Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:32Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:31Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:30Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:29Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:28Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:25Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:24Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:21Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:19Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:14Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:13Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker15:50:10Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:58Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:57Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:56Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:54Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:48Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:43Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:41Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:37Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:30Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:28Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:26Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:24Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:22Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:21Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:20Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:19Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:18Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:17Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:16Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:14Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:12Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:09Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:08Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:05Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:04Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker15:49:03Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:56Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:53Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:49Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:42Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:41Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:36Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:33Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:22Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:21Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:17Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:11Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:10Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:09Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:04Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:02Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:59Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:57Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:56Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:48Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:46Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:44Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:43Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:33Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:32Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:30Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:29Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:28Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:27Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:24Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:22Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:20Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:15Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:14Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:13Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:12Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:06Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:04Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:03Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:58Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:49Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:44Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:43Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:35Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:34Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:33Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:29Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:27Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:25Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:24Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:23Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:22Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:21Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:20Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:18Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:15Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:12Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:11Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:05Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:04Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:03Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:01Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:56Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:55Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:51Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:41Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:40Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:37Caption #139

Board [Post Message]


There are 84 messages for this day.
<ajiav> There is 1 message for this day.
<Mort> This week seems oddly quiet.
<mypalmike> I got a job, so I can't MEP full time anymore.
<Mort> Congrats (maybe) Mike! Where did you end up?
<mypalmike> Thanks. I'm at a little company that does game server stuff.
<mypalmike> I wonder if there's a photo for this story... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Agent Kumi> No, and could they even publish it if there was?
<wtf > wtf is with this site like omg its so lame
<Jo Ramos> Damb those chix look hot I am jerkin it
<christ> thats wrong
<pasddy> hi
<walsh> wheres the hottys
<zazagaze> u are allverry wromg
<yank> do you kno any good porno sites
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<C12@!G> i luv fit girls !!!!
<horn> get ur pussy and tits out for my huge cock
<like the babes> those babes can be virgin they are to hot

<john> those girls sre dam hot come and get me girlsi need u
<smith> fuck me girls
<yo> i luv cock
<> 
<> i luv booies!
<wana pussy?> ive got one
<wana pussy?> all guys can stick it in me
<wana pussy?> i wana fuck right now w/ a guy!
<wana pussy?> im SO wet
<wana pussy?> and guys wana fuck?
<ap> thats hot girls i want to hump them
<ap> fuck with them
<ap> i love lasbeans
<> i eat pussy
<women lover> i like licking pussy and boobs
<evan> any body wit sexy girl pictures e mail me at bbalstar13@comcast.com and ill send u whtevr u want to
<wana pussy?> ill be ur slave.im a girl.fuck me im so horny!!
<wana pussy?> can i e-mail u pics of me naked, evan?
<sex fiend> i want some pics too
<tom> thoz girls a fuckin hot
<> i hate nigger penis
i raped and killed all your mothers
<Naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<PeNiS> IM GUNNA KILL THOZ BITCHEZ IN RL AND RAPE THERE DEAD BODY
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<f f> ahowjan.yahoo.com
<f f> 09183735006
<sexy> i want a naked girl pic.
<grant> I Love naked grils
<fuck me plz> im so horney
<fuck me plz> who else is on i need pussy
<pussymaster> i can stick it in the pussy awesome
<billy> i fucked three girls last nite
<nigger lover> i like niggers with huge cocks
<the used> i think yall r dumb. u know those chicks r prob guyz with a dick tucked in right?
<lol> lol
<manuel> fuck all american bastards
<Mrs.wont some> i need some guy 2 stick in to me
<some ramdon guy> any naked chicks with naked pics wanting to send to me
<kris> send naked woman pics to hockey_4life_@hotmail.com
<kris> and i will send pics back
<murray> send hot woman naked pictures to extreme_kid_17 please will send some back
<Robert> 
<Robert> I like your picture and could you send some more picture's
<sexy> 
<sexy> i like your picture
<mr nonmae> u mutha fukers
<Brent> hey any hot babes out there?
<Brent> heyi wanna c some hot women!! so add me AdvanceAndVanquish@hotmail.com
<michael> hey
<michael> i wanna see some fine women so add me at michaelcarter24514@charter.net
<sexy titties> hey guys im horny talk to me
<yas> my penis is larg & big
<wooo> sexy!
<sexy women!> nice tiddies i would want to lick them all night and hump u all day and have sex
<sexy women!> sure i will talkto womens only
<sexy gyal> this look intersthing but is it??????????
<papa4woody> how whats to get down and drity
<papa4woody> is there any body here
<papa4woody> is this a chat line or not
<ballack2007> were is the chat


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post