[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Sauron the burning eye
was in love.

But it was not the Nazgul who received his fiery gaze of passion.

He gave his RING to the cute little penguin at the Mount Doom petting zoo.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Canadian Press)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 269 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:13Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:12Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:11Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:10Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:09Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:07Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:02Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:00Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:59Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:58Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:57Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:56Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:55Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:54Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:50Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:47Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:41Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:38Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:34Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:31Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:30Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:29Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:26Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:24Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:22Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:20Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:14Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:10Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:08Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:07Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:06Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:54Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:52Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:51Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:50Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:47Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:44Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:41Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:39Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:38Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:35Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:34Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:32Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:31Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:30Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:26Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:25Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:22Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:21Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:18Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:16Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:14Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:13Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:09Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:02Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:01Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:59Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:58Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:54Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:50Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:46Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:45Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:41Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:39Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:38Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:36Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:30Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:29Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:28Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:25Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:23Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:22Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:21Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:20Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:14Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:12Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:11Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:10Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:09Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:07Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:06Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:04Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:02Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:58Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:56Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:55Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:54Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:53Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:50Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:50Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:44Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:42Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:41Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:37Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:35Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:34Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:32Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:30Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:27Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:26Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:24Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:22Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:21Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:18Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:17Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:14Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:10Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:06Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:05Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:02Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:59Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:58Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:54Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:53Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:50Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:49Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:48Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:47Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:46Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:45Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:43Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:42Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:38Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:33Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:30Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:29Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:26Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:25Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:24Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:23Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:22Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:18Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:17Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:15Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:14Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:10Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:04Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:02Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:01Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:47:00Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:54Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:53Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:48Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:45Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:40Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:39Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:38Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:37Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:36Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:35Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:34Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:33Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:32Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:31Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:30Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:29Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:26Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:22Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:18Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:15Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:14Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:12Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:11Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:10Caption #-63
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:09Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:08Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:07Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:06Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker16:46:02Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:58Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:56Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:50Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:44Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:42Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:40Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:37Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:36Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:35Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:34Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:33Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:30Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:29Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:28Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:27Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:22Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:20Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:19Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:18Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:17Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:16Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:14Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:13Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:12Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:11Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:10Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:09Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:07Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:06Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:03Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:02Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:01Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:45:00Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:59Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:56Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:54Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:51Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:50Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:49Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:47Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:46Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:44Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:42Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:37Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:35Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:26Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:23Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:22Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:21Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:20Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:19Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:14Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:10Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:06Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:03Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker16:44:02Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:58Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:57Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:55Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:54Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:51Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:46Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:42Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:37Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:30Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:27Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:26Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:25Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:24Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:23Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:22Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:18Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:16Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:14Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:13Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:10Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:08Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:07Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:06Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:05Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:04Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:03Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker16:43:02Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:57Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:56Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:55Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:54Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:53Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:50Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:46Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:44Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:42Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:36Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:33Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:32Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:32Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:30Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:29Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker16:42:28Caption #284

Board [Post Message]

Thursday was a very very good day. Today shall be good too. I decree Saturday to be the best of days! Then again Sunday isn't bad either.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Very cute, Mort.
<3Suns> Yes, I'm sure a Good Friday will be had by all.
<Sunrays247> This was great! :))
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Mel Gibson> Congratulations on your wonderful web page. Of course, today will be a good day. I plan to watch my movie, "The Passion of the Christ," about five times. You should watch it too.
<Kumiho> Ooh yes, a very good Friday. ...www.theshallowend.com...
<Kumiho> Sadly, I must go to school and will not being participating in today's activites.
<guyPaulo> Have fun in class, Kumiho.
<mypalmike> I had a dream last night that there was a mostemailed meetup in Montreal. It was at an art gallery, and I brought some art to show, which looked basically like stick figures. I was there first, and when MEP people started to arrive, nobody wore name tags and nobody said their names, but we all talked as if we knew each other. My piece of art was a focal point for MEP captioning jokes. For some reason, everyone independently came up with the same joke about menstruation after looking at my art. After hearing it like 5 times, I started ranting about how everyone was so crass at MEP. Later, I was talking to Carol, I think, and I noticed she had a Toastmasters pin. I asked if she was involved in Toastmassters, and she stood up and flipped the the table we were sitting at towards me, apparently trying to hit me with it. Later on, I think guy and the friend he dragged along asked me if I knew the bus system in Montreal, because they thought the meetup was lame and they wanted to go out drinking.
<Carol> Wow, maybe I should join Toastmasters! Do they teach table-throwing?
<mypalmike> Hmm, they do something called "table topics", but it doesn't generally get violent.
<apple juice is a verb> I love that people have dreams about MEP. It is the strangest thing...
<ajiav> I posted some very old 4-track improvisations here:
...www.soundclick.com...
<Kumiho> Gee, awefully slow today. Is everyone taking off early for Easter?
<mypalmike> [echoing] early for easter?... early for easter?... early for easter?...
<Mark> Sorry I've been away for the past week .. things are getting crazy over here. I expect things (and my bloody PC) to settle down very soon, and I can return to weaving my own brand of minimal insanity.

Mark's Minimal Insanity (TM) -- Insist On It!

<Kumiho> ::long loving look at MEP:: Pity it is a weekend, I'm going to miss the challenge of captioning for the next few days.
<mypalmike> Maybe one of us should set up a weekend-only MEP site.
<3Suns> Geez, did someone link here from some popular site? There's lke 25 lurkers in the 10-minute list!
<obtuse> Happens every now and then. Might be a google spider or something...
<guyPaulo> A spider?!? ACKKKKk!!! Quick, someone stomp it with your shoe!!!

Bada-bing! I'll be here all week folks.

<Anne Emmenthal> Mr. Gibson, thank you for making a movie out of that story I wrote (which, I must admit, was loosely based on an idea from the Gospels).
<jordie3> A friend of mine is in Toastmasters, and got second place or something in a recent thingy. She is sort of like the chick who takes over for Miss America if Miss America does anything stupid and they revoke her title. Only my friend is this for Toastmasters.

I am stull not entirely sure what they do there.

Also, this is an exceedingly wonderful caption.

<jordie3> still. I am STILL not entirely sure what they do there.

MY GOD WHY CAN'T I PROOFREAD?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post