[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/05/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Bestiality is a queer pursuit. While some violent animals can be suprisingly accommodating,

other smaller, gentler animals (like birds) need gentle "handling" before starting.

WARNING - penguin buggery may lead to a penguin jihad.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 93 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:54Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:53Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:52Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:51Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:50Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:49Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:47Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:46Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:44Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:43Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:42Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:38Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:37Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:36Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:35Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:34Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:33Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:32Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:31Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:30Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:29Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:28Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:27Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:26Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:25Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:24Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:23Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:22Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:21Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:20Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:19Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:18Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:17Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:16Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:15Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:14Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:13Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:12Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:11Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:10Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:09Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:08Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:07Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:06Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:05Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:04Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:03Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:02Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker20:22:01Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:59Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:58Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:56Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:55Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:54Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:53Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:51Caption #990
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:47Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:45Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:42Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:41Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:39Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:36Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:35Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:34Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:31Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:30Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:29Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:27Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:26Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:25Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:24Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:23Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:22Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:21Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:20Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:19Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:18Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:17Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:16Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:15Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:13Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:12Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:11Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:10Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:09Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker20:21:06Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:56Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:55Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:54Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:53Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:20:52Caption #635

Board [Post Message]

I noticed when using an old machine, that the table cells on the left don't like up when someone with a long name uses the website. Has anyone else noticed this? If so what browsers?


There are 12 messages for this day.
<morticia> This is wrong on so many levels. Let me assure you that Mort's caption does not represent the views of our household.

Let me be the first to apologize to all muslim women around the world. I would also like to apologize to small immature bird life. I will not apologize to the polar bear, because I am sure if someone tried to bugger him, he would end up as chunks of frozen flesh in the cold artic north.

<morticia> and by him, I mean the buggerer...not the buggeree...
<guyPaulo> I'm back after a relaxing, no-internet, 4-day weekend which began Friday. I bungalo'ed in beautiful Seaside FL, and worked on my tan a bit. Now I'm just pasty-white instead of corpse-white.

Speaking of which, I saw 'Dawn of the Dead' yesterday, which rocked.

<3Suns> And the new face of Victoria's Secret lingerie is...

...www.cnn.com...

<ajiav> the baby zombie was a bit much.
<guyPaulo> Nah. Let's hope that the zombie-infant shows up on MEP this week.
<ajiav> dylan is the folk-singing devil that parades temptation in the shape of leggy lingerie girls...
<Jellyloo> Marketers just needed something weathered and hard and rough to contrast with their products and models but I end up just picturing Bob in the Body by Victoria Collection.
<Mort> Mmm such a lovely picture that is too.

I really hated the victoria secret advert in Venice with Bob Dylan singing in the background. Just didn't quite mesh well for me. Distracted me from the plump bottoms in lovely lacy boyshorts.

<Roger Mexico> Hey, hey - no casting aspersions on his Bobness!

<obtuse> Random monkie link!

...www.louisaronowgallery.com...

<VickyParlor's sister!> My sister Vicky Parlor is gonna be so fucking pissed!!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post