[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Jon: Dude, I saw the gayest thing today, a dog dressed up in frilly clothes
Bob: Man thats just so GAY!

Bob: Dude I hate gay people, they do totally sick stuff with their tongues
Jon: GAY PEOPLE SUCK Man SUCK!

Jon: Dude I'm gay and I think you are so hot!
Bob: Whoa dude lets get it on!
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 288 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:13Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:12Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:11Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:10Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:09Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:08Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:04Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:03Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:59Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:58Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:55Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:53Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:52Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:51Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:49Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:47Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:43Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:41Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:39Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:37Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:36Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:35Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:28Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:27Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:25Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:24Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:23Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:21Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:19Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:16Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:15Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:11Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:10Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:07Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:07Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:05Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:04Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:59Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:57Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:56Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:54Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:52Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:51Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:49Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:48Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:47Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:46Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:45Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:44Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:41Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:40Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:39Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:36Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:34Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:33Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:31Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:30Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:27Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:26Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:25Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:23Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:20Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:18Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:15Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:11Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:05Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:02Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker03:43:01Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:59Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:58Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:57Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:56Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:54Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:53Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:52Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:51Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:50Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:47Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:46Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:44Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:41Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:39Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:36Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:35Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:34Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:30Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:29Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:27Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:26Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:25Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:23Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:20Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:18Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:15Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:14Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:13Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:12Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:11Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:10Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:05Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:04Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:03Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker03:42:00Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:56Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:50Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:45Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:44Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:42Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:36Caption #-69
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:34Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:31Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:29Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:27Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:25Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:24Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:23Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:22Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:19Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:18Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:16Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:12Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:11Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:08Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:05Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:04Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:02Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:41:00Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:58Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:57Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:54Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:53Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:52Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:48Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:47Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:44Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:43Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:40Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:39Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:35Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:28Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:26Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:24Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:20Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:19Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:18Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:17Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:15Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:12Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:11Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:10Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:07Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:06Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:04Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:59Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:54Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:53Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:52Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:51Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:39Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:35Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:32Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:31Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:30Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:29Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:23Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:22Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:21Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:18Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:17Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:15Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:11Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:10Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:08Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:05Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:03Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:02Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:59Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:58Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:55Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:51Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:47Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:46Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:45Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:44Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:43Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:40Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:39Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:38Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:37Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:35Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:28Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:27Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:24Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:23Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:21Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:20Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:19Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:18Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:15Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:13Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:12Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:09Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:08Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:07Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:06Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:57Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:55Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:53Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:51Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:50Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:47Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:44Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:43Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:40Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:39Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:38Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:36Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:35Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:34Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:33Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:31Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:29Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:28Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:27Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:23Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:22Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:19Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:18Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:17Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:16Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:15Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:14Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:13Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:11Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:07Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:06Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:05Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:03Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:02Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:01Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:59Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:58Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:57Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:55Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:48Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:47Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:35Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:34Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:33Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:31Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:30Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:27Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:25Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:22Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:19Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:18Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:15Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:09Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:07Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:03Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:01Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:59Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:57Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:56Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:55Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:54Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:53Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:52Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:49Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:47Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:43Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:40Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:39Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:38Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:37Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:35Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:34Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:32Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:31Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:30Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:27Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:23Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:16Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:15Caption #708

Board [Post Message]

Talked to Sue again last night (she is awfully busy right now), she was again too polite. I think because she knows I know her work address, she probably expects me to turn up with an axe if she tells me that something sucks. She did tell me that the comic panel should pop out more than the description and blog panel. I very much agreed with her so I upped it's colours a tiny bit, but I still want this to be yahooesqe so no fancy graphics or blink tags.

I wanted to get away from a sex related theme this time, it's far too easy to fall into that trap. Of course fate handed me a picture of two men kissing in church (gay couple marrying in Toronto), so it was nigh impossible to come up with anything non sexually related.

The alternative captions are pretty good also today (I think so at least):

Ms. Patches is one lust driven dog! She always wears ode de heat perfume and the latest sexy dog lingerie.

She knows all the techniques of attracting male dogs, even the secret licking arts of the dogma sutra. There is only thing more lustful than Ms. Patches.

Her owner's fetish for middle aged choir boys.

I am so tempted to use it. Actually I was tempted to use it, the main caption and the alternative swapped after I looked at both of them together.


There are 0 messages for this day.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post