[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

The passage is blocked.

Wow, no wonder nothing can get through.

Mr. Gere we found these nine dogs up your butt.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 294 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:22Caption #-62
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:21Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:18Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:17Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:16Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:09Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:08Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:07Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:04Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:00Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:59Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:58Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:56Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:55Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:54Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:52Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:51Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:50Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:48Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:46Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:42Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:33Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:32Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:31Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:30Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:27Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:25Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:24Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:23Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:22Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:21Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:20Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:17Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:16Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:14Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:04Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:03Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:02Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:01Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:00Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:59Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:50Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:47Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:44Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:43Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:41Caption #989
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:40Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:39Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:37Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:36Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:35Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:28Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:27Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:26Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:25Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:22Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:16Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:15Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:13Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:12Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:11Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:09Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:04Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:02Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:57Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:56Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:51Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:49Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:48Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:47Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:44Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:43Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:32Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:31Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:29Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:27Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:20Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:19Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:15Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:14Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:13Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:11Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:10Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:06Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:05Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:02Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:01Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:00Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:58Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:57Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:55Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:53Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:52Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:48Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:46Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:44Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:43Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:40Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:34Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:28Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:24Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:22Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:21Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:20Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:15Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:14Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:13Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:09Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:02Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:01Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:00Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:53Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:51Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:50Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:45Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:44Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:43Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:37Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:34Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:32Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:26Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:22Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:21Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:20Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:19Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:18Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:17Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:16Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:15Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:14Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:13Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:10Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:08Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:06Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:02Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:00Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:59Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:56Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:52Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:51Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:50Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:49Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:48Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:47Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:46Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:32Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:30Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:28Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:25Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:24Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:23Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:21Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:20Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:19Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:18Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:16Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:12Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:11Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:10Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:09Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:07Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:06Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:04Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:02Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:01Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:00Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:57Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:56Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:55Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:54Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:53Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:52Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:51Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:50Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:49Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:48Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:47Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:46Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:45Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:44Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:42Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:37Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:34Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:32Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:31Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:30Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:28Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:26Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:24Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:20Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:19Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:18Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:17Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:15Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:14Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:12Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:11Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:10Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:09Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:06Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:05Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:04Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:03Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:01Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:57Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:56Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:55Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:51Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:45Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:41Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:40Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:39Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:38Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:37Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:35Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:31Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:30Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:27Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:26Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:25Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:24Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:22Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:16Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:15Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:12Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:11Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:09Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:06Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:04Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:03Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:01Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:00Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:59Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:58Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:57Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:56Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:55Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:54Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:52Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:51Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:50Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:47Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:45Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:44Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:43Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:40Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:36Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:35Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:34Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:31Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:30Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:29Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:28Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:27Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:24Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:22Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:21Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:20Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:17Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:16Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:13Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:12Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:10Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:09Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:08Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:06Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:05Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:02Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:01Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:00Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:59Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:58Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:57Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:56Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:55Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:51Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:48Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:45Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:42Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:41Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:40Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:35Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:33Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:32Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:31Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:30Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:28Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:27Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:25Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:23Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:22Caption #285

Board [Post Message]



DAMN YOU DOWN INTERNET!
There are 19 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> ewwwww......
<jellyloo> Poor Mr. Gere!
<Mort> Mr. Gere, in da rear!
<JulieK> BLAST second. I thought too slowly!
<Kumiho> hee hee. the Gere fellow sure gets it pretty rough around here.
<guyPaulo> Not as rough as the poor hampster up his rear!
<superwoman biatch> I must apologize for the disgusting nature of my caption...I just couldn't resist!
<guyPaulo> WHEW! After much initial work, I have finally finished my blog. I'm not just posting this here in a shameless plug, my first article is actually about the world of MEP. Here's the link:
...www.gqgoat.com...
<Kumiho> Rock on guyP! I'll read it when I get back from the Vet's.
<Luminaire> Blogtacular! But... why do you have a link to "Just for Men Select"?
<Mort> I hate mustard also.
<superwoman biatch> Yall guyP isn't kidding about eating fucking goat...I have seen him do it..it is disgusting. I mean the meat is purple...!YUCK
<guyPaulo> Luminaire: 99% of those links are to sites who adopt a "standards compliant" stance to web development. If you're not a web developer, its kinda hard to explain. (Mort: I would be MORE than happy to tweak up your from html to tabless xhtml)
<Luminaire> Pfft. Way to make me feel like a plebe.
<Mort> I am that web developer you called a geek in your Microsoft rant guy... I likes my tables.
<guyPaulo> I just didn't want to bore you Luminaire.

And Mort?....tables still suck, even if this site is cool.

<Mort> When you take over the site you can change it to xhtml.
<mypalmike> Tables rule.
<Axolotl> Is it just me or is anyone else hesitant on clicking on any link that har 'goat' in it?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post