[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 396 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:59Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:58Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:57Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:56Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:55Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:54Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:53Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:52Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:51Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:50Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:49Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:48Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:47Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:46Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:45Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:44Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:43Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:40Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:38Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:37Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:35Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:34Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:33Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:32Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:31Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:30Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:29Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:28Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:27Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:26Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:25Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:24Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:23Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:22Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:21Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:20Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:19Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:18Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:17Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:16Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:13Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:12Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:11Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:07Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:06Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:05Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:04Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:03Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:02Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:01Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker20:16:00Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:59Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:58Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:57Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:56Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:55Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:54Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:53Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:52Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:51Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:50Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:49Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:48Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:47Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:46Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:45Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:44Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:43Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:42Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:41Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:38Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:37Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:36Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:35Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:34Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:33Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:32Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:31Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:30Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:29Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:28Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:27Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:26Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:25Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:24Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:23Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:22Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:21Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:20Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:19Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:18Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:17Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:16Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:15Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:14Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:13Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:12Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:11Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:10Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:09Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:08Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:07Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:06Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:05Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:04Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:03Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:02Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:01Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker20:15:00Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:59Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:58Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:57Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:56Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:55Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:54Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:53Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:52Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:51Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:50Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:47Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:43Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:42Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:41Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:40Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:39Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:38Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:37Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:36Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:35Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:34Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:33Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:32Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:31Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:30Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:29Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:28Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:27Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:26Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:25Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:24Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:23Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:22Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:21Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:20Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:19Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:18Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:17Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:16Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:15Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:14Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:13Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:12Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:11Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:10Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:09Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:08Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:07Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:03Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:02Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker20:14:01Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:57Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:54Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:52Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:42Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:35Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:34Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:32Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:31Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:30Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:29Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:28Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:27Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:26Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:25Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:24Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:23Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:22Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:21Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:20Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:19Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:18Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:17Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:16Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:15Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:14Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:13Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:12Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:11Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:10Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:09Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:08Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:07Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:05Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:03Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker20:13:01Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:59Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:57Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:56Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:55Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:54Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:53Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:52Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:51Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:50Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:49Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:47Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:46Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:45Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:44Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:42Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:41Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:40Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:39Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:37Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:35Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:34Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:33Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:26Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:24Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:15Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:07Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:06Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:05Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:04Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:03Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:02Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:01Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:12:00Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:59Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:58Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:57Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:54Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:53Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:51Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:49Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:48Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:47Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:46Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:45Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:44Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:43Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:41Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:37Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:36Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:33Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:32Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:31Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:27Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:26Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:25Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:24Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:23Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:22Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:21Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:20Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:17Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:16Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:13Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:11Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:08Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:07Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:06Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:04Caption #8.1
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:02Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker20:11:01Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:57Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:55Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:54Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:53Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:51Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:50Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:49Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:48Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:44Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:43Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:41Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:38Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:35Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:34Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:33Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:30Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:29Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:27Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:24Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:23Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:21Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:19Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:16Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:15Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:14Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:13Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:12Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:11Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:09Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:08Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:05Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:04Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:02Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:01Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker20:10:00Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:56Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:53Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:52Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:51Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:47Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:46Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:45Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:43Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:41Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:38Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:37Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:36Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:35Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:34Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:32Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:31Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:27Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:26Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:24Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:23Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:22Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:21Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:20Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:19Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:18Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:16Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:14Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:12Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:11Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:10Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:09Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:06Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:05Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:04Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:02Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:01Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker20:09:00Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:59Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:53Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:52Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:51Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:49Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:45Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:44Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:43Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:42Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:41Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:40Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:38Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:36Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:35Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:31Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:27Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:26Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:25Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:23Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:19Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:14Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:09Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:07Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:02Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:01Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker20:08:00Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:59Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:56Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:54Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:53Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:52Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:48Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:42Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:41Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:37Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:35Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:34Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:33Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:32Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:30Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:29Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:27Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:24Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:20Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:17Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:11Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:10Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:08Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:07Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:06Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:03Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:02Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:01Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:00Caption #57

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post