Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

I POKEY THE PENGUIN HAVE COME TO INVADE YOUR PITIFUL COUNTRY. USING CUNNING DISGUISES YOUR CHILDREN HAVE ~~ARTIC CANDY~~ BEEN CAPTURED.

POKEY I AM REPORTING TO YOU A STRANGE MAN APPROACHES!!!!!

PREPARE TO DIE POKEY

BANG!!!

~~HOORAY!! NOW~~ I AM A REAL TEXAN!!!

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 237 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:50 Caption #-6

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:49 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:47 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:46 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:44 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:37 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:32 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:31 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:30 Caption #956

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:29 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:26 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:25 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:15 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:12 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:02 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:01 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:33:00 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:59 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:58 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:57 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:55 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:54 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:53 Caption #934

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:52 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:34 Caption #921

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:33 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:32 Caption #919

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:23 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:17 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:16 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:15 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:14 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:09 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:32:04 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:57 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:56 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:55 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:54 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:47 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:46 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:45 Caption #918

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:33 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:32 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:31 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:30 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:19 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:18 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:17 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:08 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:07 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:06 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:05 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:05 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:03 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:01 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:42 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:36 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:32 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:31 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:30 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:04 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:02 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:01 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:00 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:56 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:55 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:54 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:51 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:48 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:47 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:46 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:39 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:24 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:23 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:22 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:20 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:19 Caption #947

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:16 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:15 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:14 Caption #-30

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:13 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:12 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:11 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:10 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:09 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:00 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:59 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:57 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:55 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:53 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:52 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:48 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:47 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:43 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:33 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:32 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:31 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:30 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:28 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:27 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:24 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:23 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:22 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:18 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:12 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:11 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:10 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:09 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:08 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:05 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:59 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:55 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:54 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:50 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:49 Caption #938

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:48 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:47 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:44 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:40 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:39 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:38 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:37 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:36 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:35 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:34 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:33 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:30 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:29 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:28 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:24 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:23 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:19 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:17 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:16 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:15 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:14 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:14 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:11 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:09 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:08 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:07 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:06 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:04 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:00 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:59 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:54 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:53 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:50 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:49 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:48 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:44 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:43 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:42 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:39 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:33 Caption #911

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:32 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:30 Caption #859

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:28 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:24 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:23 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:18 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:17 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:14 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:09 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:08 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:07 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:06 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:04 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:03 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:01 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:00 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:58 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:56 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:54 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:51 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:50 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:49 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:48 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:46 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:43 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:42 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:41 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:40 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:37 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:36 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:32 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:31 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:27 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:26 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:25 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:23 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:22 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:21 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:20 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:15 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:13 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:11 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:10 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:06 Caption #994

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:04 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:03 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:02 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:01 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:00 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:58 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:57 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:55 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:54 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:53 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:51 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:50 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:49 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:48 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:47 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:45 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:41 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:37 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:35 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:34 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:31 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:29 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:26 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:24 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:23 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:21 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:20 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:19 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:18 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:13 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:12 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:10 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:09 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:08 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:01 Caption #968

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:00 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:57 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:56 Caption #75

Board

[Post Message]

Now I know most of you might not understand this caption, but I couldn't resist doing a tribute to one of the best comics in the history of everything, one of the true founders of webcomics:

POKEY THE PENGUIN

There are 13 messages for this day.

<Axolotl> Does this mean we can use the strikeout tag too? :)

<Mort> Yes I just ~~stole~~ added the code.

<yoyology> Bug report: On an archive day, clicking the arrows to move forward or backward in the alternative list takes one to the corresponding alternative number on the current day.

<Luminaire> Is anyone else wondering how the Santa hat on that beluga's head stays dry?

<yoyology> His flippers are superglued to the glass so he can't duck his head.

<TJ Eckleburg> I need a good underwater glue - do you know what they're using?

<yoyology> I'm not sure, but according to ...www.underwaterglue.com...
"Do it Wet, Do it Cold! Mr. Sticky's� will Cure and Hold"

<mypalmike> I want to poke the penguin congratulate you on a fine caption.

<mypalmike> Hmm. The strike tag didn't work there...

<Mort> I fixed the rather wicked retarded navigation bug.

The strike tag only comes out to play when you put "s" in the tag and not the normal html "strike". I couldn't be bothered to workout how to do it in php's bastardation of regex late last night.

I wasn't sure how many of you actually know about POKEY, but I thought that introducing one new person would be worth a few confused people.

<yoyology> I do not appear to have the Pokey Gene.

<spam> ~~omgwtf~~

<spam> haha i just wanted to try

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post