Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know

I'm shaking my money maker.

Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 253 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:52 Caption #-57

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:51 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:50 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:49 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:48 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:47 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:46 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:45 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:44 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:43 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:42 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:41 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:40 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:39 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:38 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:37 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:36 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:35 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:34 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:33 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:32 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:31 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:30 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:29 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:28 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:23 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:22 Caption #925

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:21 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:20 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:19 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:18 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:17 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:16 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:15 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:14 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:13 Caption #-11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:12 Caption #964

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:11 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:10 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:08 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:06 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:04 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:03 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:01 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:57 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:53 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:52 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:49 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:47 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:46 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:42 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:34 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:32 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:29 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:28 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:25 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:23 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:19 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:17 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:16 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:05 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:04 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:59 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:53 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:52 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:51 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:47 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:45 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:44 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:37 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:36 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:34 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:32 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:28 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:25 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:24 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:18 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:17 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:12 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:10 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:07 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:03 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:58 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:56 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:52 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:49 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:48 Caption #942

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:45 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:42 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:40 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:32 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:28 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:23 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:22 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:21 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:19 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:18 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:17 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:13 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:12 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:07 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:06 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:05 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:03 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:56 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:52 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:50 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:45 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:43 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:38 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:37 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:36 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:34 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:33 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:32 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:30 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:28 Caption #882

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:27 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:22 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:21 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:17 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:16 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:14 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:13 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:09 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:02 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:01 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:59 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:56 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:46 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:45 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:44 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:42 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:39 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:37 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:28 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:27 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:25 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:22 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:21 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:20 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:19 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:18 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:13 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:11 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:08 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:03 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:02 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:36:00 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:59 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:58 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:56 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:54 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:47 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:43 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:42 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:39 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:37 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:34 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:33 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:32 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:30 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:29 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:27 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:23 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:16 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:15 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:14 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:12 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:06 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:04 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:35:02 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:56 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:52 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:50 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:46 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:45 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:36 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:33 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:32 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:31 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:28 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:25 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:24 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:23 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:22 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:20 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:19 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:18 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:17 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:15 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:13 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:12 Caption #889

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:09 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:08 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:34:02 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:58 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:57 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:53 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:52 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:47 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:46 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:45 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:43 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:42 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:35 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:33 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:32 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:32 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:30 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:27 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:24 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:23 Caption #936

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:22 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:16 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:14 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:12 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:04 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:03 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:33:02 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:58 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:57 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:55 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:46 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:42 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:40 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:36 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:35 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:33 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:32 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:31 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:26 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:25 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:24 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:20 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:17 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:15 Caption #898

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:14 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:13 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:12 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:11 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:09 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:08 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:07 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:05 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:03 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:32:01 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:59 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:58 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:57 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:56 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:54 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:52 Caption #285

Board

[Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.

<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.

<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?

<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...

<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?

<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...

<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...

<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!

<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...

<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.

<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.

<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.

<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...

<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.

<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme

<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...

<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...

<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5

<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.

<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!

<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!

<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.

<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.

<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post