[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I POKEY THE PENGUIN HAVE COME TO INVADE YOUR PITIFUL COUNTRY. USING CUNNING DISGUISES YOUR CHILDREN HAVE ARTIC CANDY BEEN CAPTURED.

POKEY I AM REPORTING TO YOU A STRANGE MAN APPROACHES!!!!!

PREPARE TO DIE POKEY

BANG!!!

HOORAY!! NOW I AM A REAL TEXAN!!!
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 211 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:04Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker02:48:03Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:59Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:56Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:55Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:54Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:53Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:52Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:51Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:50Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:49Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:45Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:43Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:37Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:36Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:32Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:21Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:17Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:16Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:15Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:14Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:10Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:06Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker02:47:00Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:55Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:50Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:46Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:42Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:40Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:34Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:29Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:25Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:24Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:23Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:22Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:21Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:19Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:18Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:10Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:05Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:03Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:02Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker02:46:00Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:59Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:58Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:57Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:54Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:52Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:50Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:47Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:44Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:32Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:31Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:30Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:28Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:27Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:25Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:16Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:10Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:06Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:04Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:03Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:02Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:01Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker02:45:00Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:57Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:56Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:55Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:47Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:45Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:43Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:42Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:41Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:40Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:37Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:36Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:35Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:34Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:33Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:30Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:29Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:19Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:18Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:13Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:10Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:06Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:05Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:04Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:03Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker02:44:02Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:59Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:58Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:47Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:42Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:41Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:38Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:33Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:28Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:26Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:17Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:15Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:14Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:13Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:11Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:09Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:06Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker02:43:00Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:56Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:50Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:49Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:48Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:47Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:46Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:45Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:44Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:40Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:36Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:29Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:25Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:24Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:21Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:20Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:19Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:18Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:15Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:11Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:10Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:09Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:06Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:05Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker02:42:01Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:58Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:56Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:53Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:45Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:44Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:43Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:41Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:39Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:38Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:36Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:35Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:30Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:29Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:28Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:27Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:26Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:24Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:23Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:22Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:21Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:20Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:18Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:16Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:07Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker02:41:03Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:51Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:50Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:35Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:34Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:32Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:28Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:26Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:24Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:23Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:20Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:18Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:17Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:12Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:10Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:07Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker02:40:04Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:59Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:54Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:50Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:49Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:48Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:46Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:41Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:37Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:33Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:32Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:30Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:29Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:26Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:22Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:19Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:16Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:15Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:11Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:08Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:01Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker02:39:00Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:59Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:58Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:46Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:44Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:40Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:36Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:29Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:28Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:24Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:23Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:22Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:19Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:18Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:14Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:13Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker02:38:10Caption #818

Board [Post Message]

Now I know most of you might not understand this caption, but I couldn't resist doing a tribute to one of the best comics in the history of everything, one of the true founders of webcomics:

POKEY THE PENGUIN
There are 13 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Does this mean we can use the strikeout tag too? :)
<Mort> Yes I just stole added the code.
<yoyology> Bug report: On an archive day, clicking the arrows to move forward or backward in the alternative list takes one to the corresponding alternative number on the current day.
<Luminaire> Is anyone else wondering how the Santa hat on that beluga's head stays dry?
<yoyology> His flippers are superglued to the glass so he can't duck his head.
<TJ Eckleburg> I need a good underwater glue - do you know what they're using?
<yoyology> I'm not sure, but according to ...www.underwaterglue.com...
"Do it Wet, Do it Cold! Mr. Sticky'sŪ will Cure and Hold"
<mypalmike> I want to poke the penguin congratulate you on a fine caption.
<mypalmike> Hmm. The strike tag didn't work there...
<Mort> I fixed the rather wicked retarded navigation bug.

The strike tag only comes out to play when you put "s" in the tag and not the normal html "strike". I couldn't be bothered to workout how to do it in php's bastardation of regex late last night.

I wasn't sure how many of you actually know about POKEY, but I thought that introducing one new person would be worth a few confused people.

<yoyology> I do not appear to have the Pokey Gene.
<spam> omgwtf
<spam> haha i just wanted to try


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post