[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/12/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I first fell in love with his X-Ray, such sturdy ribs and robust rigid vertebrae.
It was obvious he loved to eat.

By the time he was an out patient of the hospital I was totally enraptured by his husky man mounds and his adorable shyness during sponge baths.

For each day after he left the hospital I sent him a rubber duckie to remind him of me.
Unfortunately that was all the evidence they needed to send me away for twenty years.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 132 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:20Caption #-52
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:19Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:18Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:17Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:16Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:15Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:14Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:13Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:12Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:11Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:09Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:07Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:06Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:05Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:04Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:03Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:02Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:01Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:00Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:59Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:58Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:57Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:56Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:55Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:54Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:53Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:52Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:51Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:50Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:49Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:48Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:47Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:46Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:45Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:44Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:42Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:41Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:40Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:39Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:38Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:37Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:36Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:35Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:33Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:32Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:31Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:30Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:29Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:28Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:27Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:26Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:25Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:24Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:23Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:22Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:21Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:19Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:18Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:17Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:16Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:15Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:14Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:13Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:10Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:08Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:07Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:06Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:03Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:01Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:00Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:59Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:57Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:56Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:55Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:54Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:53Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:52Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:48Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:44Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:39Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:35Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:31Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:29Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:27Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:23Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:21Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:20Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:17Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:15Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:11Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:08Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:07Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:06Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:05Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:00Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:59Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:57Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:55Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:51Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:47Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:43Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:39Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:37Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:35Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:32Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:27Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:24Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:23Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:19Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:16Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:15Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:11Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:10Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:09Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:07Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:04Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:03Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:59Caption #-56
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:55Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:52Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:47Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:46Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:43Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:42Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:41Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:40Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:39Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:37Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:34Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:34Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:34Caption #546

Board [Post Message]

A slightly risky story today. I also borrowed some other peoples "man tits" line and altered it slightly, I was very amused by the concept of "shoot angry ticks out of my nipples!" by slide two days ago.

In fact there were some very clever and excellent alternative captions, some that made me ponder and others that made me shoot vodka through my nose.

There are 0 messages for this day.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post