[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Fed up of praying towards Mecca so many times a day?



Or are you tired of worshiping some dubious body parts of some saints?



Then join the Mormon church where you can have your 5 virgins without having to die first.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 300 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:58Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:57Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:56Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:55Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:54Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:48Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:47Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:46Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:45Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:44Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:43Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:42Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:33Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:31Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:29Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:27Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:25Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:18Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:13Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:11Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:58Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:55Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:51Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:49Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:44Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:41Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:40Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:35Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:33Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:30Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:26Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:25Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:24Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:23Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:22Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:21Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:20Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:17Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:16Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:15Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:14Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:13Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:12Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:11Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:10Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:03Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:02Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:00Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:59Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:58Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:52Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:50Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:42Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:30Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:24Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:23Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:21Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:20Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:19Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:18Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:17Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:08Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:05Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:04Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:03Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:02Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:01Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:57Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:56Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:55Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:54Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:53Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:46Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:43Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:42Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:41Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:40Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:39Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:38Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:24Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:23Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:22Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:19Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:18Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:16Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:15Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:12Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:11Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:05Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:03Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:02Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:57Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:52Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:50Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:49Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:45Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:44Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:38Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:31Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:30Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:26Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:25Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:24Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:23Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:22Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:21Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:20Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:19Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:17Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:10Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:08Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:07Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:06Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:05Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:04Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:03Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:02Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker01:11:01Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:59Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:55Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:54Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:53Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:52Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:51Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:50Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:49Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:48Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:47Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:46Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:45Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:44Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:43Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:42Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:41Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:40Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:37Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:34Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:33Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:32Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:31Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:30Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:29Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:28Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:27Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:25Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:24Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:23Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:23Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:18Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:17Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:07Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:05Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:04Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:10:00Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:58Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:54Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:53Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:51Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:50Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:48Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:47Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:44Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:43Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:38Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:37Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:33Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:28Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:27Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:24Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:23Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:20Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:18Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:12Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:11Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:08Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:07Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:05Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:03Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:02Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:01Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker01:09:00Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:59Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:58Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:57Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:53Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:52Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:50Caption #-78
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:49Caption #-26
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:48Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:45Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:44Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:43Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:42Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:39Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:37Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:37Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:35Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:34Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:33Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:32Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:30Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:27Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:26Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:25Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:24Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:23Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:22Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:21Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:20Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:19Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:18Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:16Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:15Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:14Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:13Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:12Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:08Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:06Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:05Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:04Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:03Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:02Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:58Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:55Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:54Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:53Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:52Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:51Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:48Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:43Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:42Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:41Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:40Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:39Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:38Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:37Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:36Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:35Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:34Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:33Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:30Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:29Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:28Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:24Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:23Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:18Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:16Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:15Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:14Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:13Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:11Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:09Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:07Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:57Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:53Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:52Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:48Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:47Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:44Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:43Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:42Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:38Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:37Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:35Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:34Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:33Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:32Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:31Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:27Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:26Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:24Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:23Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:19Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:17Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:16Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:15Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:14Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:13Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:12Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:11Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:10Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:09Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:08Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:07Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:06Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:05Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:04Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:03Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:02Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:01Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:00Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:59Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker01:05:58Caption #781

Board [Post Message]


There are 84 messages for this day.
<ajiav> There is 1 message for this day.
<Mort> This week seems oddly quiet.
<mypalmike> I got a job, so I can't MEP full time anymore.
<Mort> Congrats (maybe) Mike! Where did you end up?
<mypalmike> Thanks. I'm at a little company that does game server stuff.
<mypalmike> I wonder if there's a photo for this story... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Agent Kumi> No, and could they even publish it if there was?
<wtf > wtf is with this site like omg its so lame
<Jo Ramos> Damb those chix look hot I am jerkin it
<christ> thats wrong
<pasddy> hi
<walsh> wheres the hottys
<zazagaze> u are allverry wromg
<yank> do you kno any good porno sites
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<C12@!G> i luv fit girls !!!!
<horn> get ur pussy and tits out for my huge cock
<like the babes> those babes can be virgin they are to hot

<john> those girls sre dam hot come and get me girlsi need u
<smith> fuck me girls
<yo> i luv cock
<> 
<> i luv booies!
<wana pussy?> ive got one
<wana pussy?> all guys can stick it in me
<wana pussy?> i wana fuck right now w/ a guy!
<wana pussy?> im SO wet
<wana pussy?> and guys wana fuck?
<ap> thats hot girls i want to hump them
<ap> fuck with them
<ap> i love lasbeans
<> i eat pussy
<women lover> i like licking pussy and boobs
<evan> any body wit sexy girl pictures e mail me at bbalstar13@comcast.com and ill send u whtevr u want to
<wana pussy?> ill be ur slave.im a girl.fuck me im so horny!!
<wana pussy?> can i e-mail u pics of me naked, evan?
<sex fiend> i want some pics too
<tom> thoz girls a fuckin hot
<> i hate nigger penis
i raped and killed all your mothers
<Naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<PeNiS> IM GUNNA KILL THOZ BITCHEZ IN RL AND RAPE THERE DEAD BODY
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<f f> ahowjan.yahoo.com
<f f> 09183735006
<sexy> i want a naked girl pic.
<grant> I Love naked grils
<fuck me plz> im so horney
<fuck me plz> who else is on i need pussy
<pussymaster> i can stick it in the pussy awesome
<billy> i fucked three girls last nite
<nigger lover> i like niggers with huge cocks
<the used> i think yall r dumb. u know those chicks r prob guyz with a dick tucked in right?
<lol> lol
<manuel> fuck all american bastards
<Mrs.wont some> i need some guy 2 stick in to me
<some ramdon guy> any naked chicks with naked pics wanting to send to me
<kris> send naked woman pics to hockey_4life_@hotmail.com
<kris> and i will send pics back
<murray> send hot woman naked pictures to extreme_kid_17 please will send some back
<Robert> 
<Robert> I like your picture and could you send some more picture's
<sexy> 
<sexy> i like your picture
<mr nonmae> u mutha fukers
<Brent> hey any hot babes out there?
<Brent> heyi wanna c some hot women!! so add me AdvanceAndVanquish@hotmail.com
<michael> hey
<michael> i wanna see some fine women so add me at michaelcarter24514@charter.net
<sexy titties> hey guys im horny talk to me
<yas> my penis is larg & big
<wooo> sexy!
<sexy women!> nice tiddies i would want to lick them all night and hump u all day and have sex
<sexy women!> sure i will talkto womens only
<sexy gyal> this look intersthing but is it??????????
<papa4woody> how whats to get down and drity
<papa4woody> is there any body here
<papa4woody> is this a chat line or not
<ballack2007> were is the chat


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post