[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/12/2005 by Axolotl
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Yes, I may have commited adultery in my heart once or twice, but I didn´t expect a kind of Spanish Inqui...

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the dead Pope....

Do I really have to go thrpugh all this to get my superfreaky real estate licence?
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 259 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:45Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:44Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:43Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:42Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:41Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:40Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:39Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:38Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:37Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:36Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:35Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:34Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:33Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:32Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:31Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:29Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:28Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:26Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:20Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:16Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:15Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:14Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:13Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:12Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:11Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:10Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:09Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:08Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker01:22:06Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:58Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:49Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:47Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:45Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:44Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:41Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:33Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:28Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:24Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:23Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:21Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:18Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:16Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:15Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:14Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:13Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:12Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:11Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:09Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:08Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:07Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:06Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:05Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:04Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker01:21:03Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:57Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:56Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:52Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:51Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:50Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:49Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:48Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:47Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:46Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:45Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:44Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:43Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:42Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:41Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:40Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:39Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:38Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:37Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:34Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:33Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:32Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:29Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:28Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:27Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:21Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:20Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:18Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:16Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:15Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:12Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:10Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:03Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker01:20:00Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:57Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:51Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:50Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:49Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:48Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:47Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:46Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:45Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:44Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:44Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:42Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:41Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:40Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:36Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:35Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:30Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:26Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:24Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:22Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:21Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:20Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:18Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:17Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:16Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:15Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:14Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:13Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:12Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:11Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:10Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:09Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:08Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:07Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:06Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:05Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:03Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:02Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:01Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker01:19:00Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:59Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:58Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:57Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:56Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:55Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:54Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:50Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:44Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:41Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:39Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:36Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:31Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:28Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:26Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:25Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:23Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:22Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:18Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:15Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:09Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:08Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker01:18:03Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:59Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:58Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:57Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:56Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:55Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:54Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:53Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:49Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:44Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:38Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:35Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:34Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:32Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:30Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:29Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:28Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:27Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:26Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:25Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:20Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:19Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:15Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:14Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:13Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:12Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:11Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:10Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:09Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:03Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker01:17:01Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:54Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:51Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:47Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:46Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:41Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:36Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:31Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:27Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:25Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:24Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:21Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:19Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:18Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:16Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:14Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:08Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:07Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:04Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:03Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker01:16:00Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:58Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:57Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:54Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:47Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:44Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:41Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:35Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:32Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:29Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:25Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:22Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:17Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:14Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:10Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:08Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:07Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker01:15:03Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:58Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:55Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:53Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:51Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:47Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:46Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:44Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:43Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:36Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:34Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:33Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:32Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:31Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:26Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:22Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:21Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:20Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:09Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker01:14:01Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:59Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:57Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:54Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:53Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:46Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:45Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:40Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:35Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:34Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:32Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:30Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:26Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:25Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:24Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:21Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:20Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:18Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:15Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:14Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:04Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:03Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker01:13:00Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:58Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker01:12:47Caption #211

Board [Post Message]

Axolotl



Is the WINNER!!


There are 16 messages for this day.
<sharmin aktar> i think your website is a fab website
<sharmin aktar> i think your website is a fab website
<JSchmitt> I'm green with envy. Or is it "green with lust?" Nice work.
<leif> MAKE MONEY FAST!

www.frip.dk/patrickpatrick/index.htm

<mypalmike> Weird.
<Mort> Sorry, doing taxes. No Friday caption.
<mypalmike> Procrastinate much!?

(Well, OK, I just finished mine at 2am.)

<Kumiho> I did mine a month ago, but I'm sitting on them because I owe on my county tax. The damned county doesn't get my money a second sooner than I absolutely HAVE to part with it, the bastards.
<JSchmitt> What are taxes?
<Bavid Dyrden> Those of you in the USA, did the Bush war create more taxes? That's where they usually come from.
Maybe the higher gas prices should count...
<mypalmike> The Bush war was combined with tax cuts. It's amazing what you can accomplish with the world's largest credit card.
<Bavid Dyrden> Are you SURE you're right? Because for that to happen, the USA would have to go massively into debt. The kind of debt that makes your grandchildren curse you.
<BitterCupOJoe> mypalmike is correct. We are rapidly going further into debt. Like "Reagan presidency" rapid.
<Razhumikin> Yeah, check this out:
...www.brillig.com...
<LUIS> 
$$$ Make Money Fast Using Paypal $$$
MAKE UNLIMITED MONEY USING PAYPAL!!!
You only need $6.00. Can you really make money so easily? YES… it is logical how you can earn money through paypal. I found
articles with OPRAH WINFREY and an article published in the Wall Street Journal on 6/16/2001 that explains how it works. As a
member of PayPal, I had already experienced their efficiency and excellent standing. PayPal is the simplest method of making
and receiving payments online anyone has ever seen! Anyone with an email address can join, for FREE! You can complete this
whole process in less than ONE HOUR
Everything is done on the Internet by E-mail. It is NOT considered SPAM, so it's perfectly legal! Anyway, it said that you
send $1.00 though paypal to each of the emails stated in the article. You then place your own email address in the bottom of
the list at #6, and post the article in at least 200 newsgroups. ADVERTISE (There are thousands it really isn’t hard.Try it
this is where people usually stop and miss out) No catch, that was it. It follows the same regulations as the mailed chain
letters, which according to the U.S. Post Office (1-800- 725- 2161) is indeed legal! Then I invested the measly $6.00. Well
GUESS WHAT!!?. Within 7 days, I started getting money in my PayPal account! I was shocked! I figured it would end soon, but
the money just kept coming in. In my first week, I made about $20.00. By the end second week I had made a total over
$1,200.00! In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and it's still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total
of just over $36,000.00 and it's still coming in rapidly. Its Certainly worth $6.00., I have spent more than that on the
lottery!!
Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, why it works?
REQUIREMENTS
You must have a verified PayPal account. If you do not have an account you can go to www.paypal.com and follow the
instructions to set up a free account. In order to place the initial $6 into your account, you will have to verify your bank
account with PayPal (which may take a few days). Or if you want to start right away, use your credit or debit card to make
the $6 deposit to Paypal. When You click on Send Money fill in the necessary information, then click on no shipping address
requried. Also keeps funds in american dollars. Paypal guarantees your security when using personal information. They do not
release your information to third parties. Very, very, very, secure! Paypal is 100% secure and is used my millions of people
world wide.
STEP 1:
Send, though PayPal, $1.00 to each email on the below list. Make the subject of the payment "Email List" and in the comments,
write "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR EMAIL LIST." What you are doing is creating a service by this and best of all you are not giving
your address to anyone you do not know. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL!
The E-mail list:
#1) deejonz05@yahoo.com
#2) canderson1026@comcast.net
#3) stephselk@yahoo.com
#4) mylesvaux@hotmail.com
#5) wirralguy@msn.com
#6) lrzp1986@aol.com
STEP 2:
Now take the #1 email off the list that you see above, move the other addresses up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc?.) and add
YOUR email address (the one used on the paypal account) as number 6 on the list.
STEP 3:
Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close to original as possible. Now, post your amended article to
at least 200 newsgroups, message board. (I think there are close to 32,000 groups) All you need is 200, but remember, the
more you post, the more money you make - as well as everyone else on the list!
DIRECTIONS;
HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS, MESSAGE BOARD
Step 1) You do not need to re- type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of
this letter and drag your : Cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'c
<> 


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post