The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

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Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:39	Caption #-49
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:38	Caption #790
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:37	Caption #548
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:36	Caption #264
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:35	Caption #7
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:34	Caption #309
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:33	Caption #413
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:32	Caption #-21
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:31	Caption #618
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:30	Caption #325
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:29	Caption #214
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:28	Caption #419
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:27	Caption #107
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:26	Caption #-21
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:25	Caption #486
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:24	Caption #762
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:23	Caption #215
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:22	Caption #861
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:21	Caption #421
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:20	Caption #578
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:19	Caption #349
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:18	Caption #487
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:17	Caption #312
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:16	Caption #420
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:15	Caption #45
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:14	Caption #427
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:13	Caption #350
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:12	Caption #889
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:11	Caption #216
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:10	Caption #663
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:09	Caption #471
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:08	Caption #306
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:07	Caption #696
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:06	Caption #298
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:05	Caption #526
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:04	Caption #424
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:03	Caption #47
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:02	Caption #926
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:01	Caption #231
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:29:00	Caption #591
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:28:59	Caption #187
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:28:58	Caption #639
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:28:57	Caption #385
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:28:56	Caption #31
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:28:55	Caption #143
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:28:54	Caption #316
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:28:53	Caption #892
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:28:52	Caption #426
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:28:51	Caption #187
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:28:50	Caption #906
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:28:49	Caption #767
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:28:48	Caption #317
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:28:47	Caption #529
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:28:46	Caption #50
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:28:45	Caption #-8
Mr. Noname	Lurker	00:28:44	Caption #726

I can not imagine a more different set of pictures. It was pretty hard to come up with a theme that could work with all 3. The tongue was the stumbling block for me. I knew I had to include it today, but the only good thing I could think of was having the weird tongue represent being internally different.

It's not that the images have to be exact photographs of what is in the text, but they do have to represent the feeling of the caption beneath them. The person in this one is not a dog like frame 1, but the dog in weird clothes does represent people being forced by society to look one way. (The dog is cute too!!)

Frame 1 and 2 used to be the other way around, but looking at yahoo again I noticed that the sequence had changed and that the whole thing would work better in that order.

Oh and I am not at all sure that the punchline is actually funny and that it is enough of a non-sequitur.

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