[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/15/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Ms. Patches was an intelligent, quirky cat, what you would call a thinking man's kitten.

But love is a strange strange bird,

and her man wasn't good at thinking at all.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 402 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:15Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:14Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:13Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:12Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:09Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:08Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:05Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:04Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:00Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:58Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:57Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:56Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:54Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:53Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:52Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:51Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:50Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:49Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:48Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:47Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:46Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:45Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:44Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:43Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:42Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:41Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:40Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:39Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:38Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:37Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:36Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:34Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:32Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:31Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:28Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:26Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:24Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:20Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:19Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:18Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:17Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:16Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:15Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:14Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:13Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:12Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:11Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:10Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:09Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:08Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:07Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:06Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:05Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:04Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:02Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:01Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:00Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:56Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:55Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:54Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:52Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:51Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:50Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:49Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:48Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:47Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:46Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:44Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:43Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:42Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:41Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:40Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:39Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:36Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:34Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:33Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:32Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:31Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:30Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:29Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:28Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:27Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:26Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:25Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:24Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:23Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:22Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:20Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:18Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:16Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:15Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:14Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:13Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:12Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:11Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:10Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:09Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:08Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:04Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:00Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:59Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:58Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:57Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:56Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:54Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:53Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:52Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:51Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:50Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:49Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:48Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:47Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:45Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:44Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:43Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:40Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:37Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:36Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:35Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:33Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:32Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:31Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:29Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:26Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:24Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:22Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:20Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:18Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:17Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:16Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:16Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:14Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:13Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:12Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:10Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:09Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:08Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:04Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:03Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:02Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:01Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:00Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:59Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:58Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:57Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:56Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:55Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:52Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:50Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:48Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:46Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:45Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:43Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:40Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:39Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:38Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:37Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:36Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:35Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:34Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:33Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:32Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:30Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:28Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:27Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:26Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:25Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:24Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:23Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:22Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:21Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:20Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:18Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:16Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:14Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:13Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:12Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:11Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:09Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:08Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:06Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:05Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:04Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:03Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:02Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:00Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:56Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:53Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:52Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:51Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:50Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:49Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:48Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:47Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:46Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:45Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:44Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:43Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:42Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:41Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:40Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:39Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:36Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:33Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:32Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:31Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:28Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:27Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:26Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:24Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:22Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:21Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:20Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:18Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:17Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:16Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:15Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:12Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:10Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:08Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:06Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:05Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:04Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:03Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:02Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:01Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:00Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:57Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:56Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:54Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:52Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:50Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:49Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:48Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:45Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:44Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:41Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:40Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:39Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:38Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:37Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:36Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:35Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:34Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:32Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:31Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:29Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:28Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:25Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:24Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:23Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:21Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:20Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:19Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:18Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:17Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:16Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:15Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:14Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:13Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:12Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:11Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:10Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:09Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:08Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:06Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:04Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:02Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:01Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:00Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:58Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:57Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:56Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:55Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:53Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:52Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:50Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:49Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:48Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:47Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:46Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:44Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:42Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:41Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:40Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:39Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:37Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:36Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:35Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:34Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:32Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:29Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:28Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:25Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:24Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:22Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:21Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:19Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:18Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:17Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:16Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:12Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:11Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:10Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:09Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:08Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:07Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:06Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:05Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:04Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:01Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:00Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:59Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:57Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:56Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:55Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:54Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:52Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:50Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:48Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:47Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:46Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:44Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:41Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:40Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:39Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:36Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:32Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:29Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:28Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:25Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:24Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:20Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:19Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:18Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:17Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:16Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:15Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:12Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:08Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:06Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:04Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:02Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:00Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:59Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:58Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:57Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:55Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:53Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:52Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:51Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:50Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:49Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:47Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:46Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:45Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:44Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:42Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:41Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:40Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:39Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:37Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:36Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:34Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:33Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:32Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:28Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:27Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:24Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:22Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:21Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:18Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:17Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:16Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:15Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:12Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:11Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:10Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:08Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:06Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:05Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:04Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:03Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:02Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:01Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:00Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:57Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:56Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:55Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:52Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:51Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:48Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:44Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:40Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:39Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:38Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:36Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:35Caption #-57
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:34Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:33Caption #9

Board [Post Message]


Two little birds sitting in a tree,
K      I      S      S      I      N      G,
First came love, then came marriage,
then came painful hemorrhoids and death.



I hope you all had the most wonderous of Valentines Days. If you are single I hope you cried into your cold tomato soup, I hope you peered at happy couples and threw stones at doves.

For me, personally I enjoyed it whilst at the same time avoided giving the evil empire of Hallmark™ any money at all.

While in this joyful mood let me list a few of my favourite things.
  • Walking on the greenest of grasses, especially walking on grass that has a sign saying "do not walk on grass".
  • Ignoring people that are telling me to keep off the grass.
  • Using my sad puppy dog face for evil.
  • Patagonia. (the country)
  • Knowing that my soulmate is out there.
  • The letter 'P'. (It has curves but it's still straight)
  • Stockings. (but not on me)
  • The comforting feeling of being outside as night is drawing in.
  • The ridiculousness of things.
  • OMG Dark Chocolate
  • Dreams

So what are a few of your favourite things?


There are 61 messages for this day.
<MLimburg> Eating a really nice pie. Yeah, it's a little Twin Peaks for most, but DAMN .. good pie is fantastic.
<MLimburg> And I can't forget Lemon Gelati
<Axolotl> Hey Mort! What up with leaving Orkut?
<JulieK> My favourite things include: silly, a boy, MILK chocolate, art that is done by other people but not me because I am bad, MEP, the smell of oil paints, my fish, and indoors! Hurray Mort!
<JulieK> Also mort did you paint that one? Because it is awesome.
<3Suns> Lukewarm tomato soup, peering at doves, and throwing stones at happy couples.
<guyPaulo> Did MEP get linked from some other popular site again?
<obtuse> There's themes with every caption/name. It's one person, I think.
<JulieK> Damn hooligans!
<guyPaulo> NOIP STRIKES BACK.
<3Suns> Naw, NOIP was funnier, once he got the picture.
<guyPaulo> We need an "Alter-Ego Day," where all the regular monkies post captions anonymously, then we try to figure out who's who.
<Mort> I did not leave Orkut, they seem to have deleted me.
<Pedro Gonzales> guy, if I were looking for your alter ego I would just look for the most sex-filled, lewd, gross (and usually funniest) caption. :-)
<3Suns> Good idea Guy. I think we need more theme days in general. Like when we had meta day. Alter-Ego day, gross-out day, poetry day, movie quote day, obscure reference day...
<ajiav> orkut seems to have kicked me out as well.
<ajiav> orkut seems to have kicked me out as well.
<ajiav> *oops!*
<Mort> For spamming?
<Carol> JulieK, I dispute the part about you being "bad at art." (Although I guess I can't argue if you say your own is not your "favorite.")
<ajiav> spamming, hah. what kind of a character do you take me for? i wrote messages in the forum thingy, but that's hardly spamming.
<guyPaulo> Well Mort? What about Friday as a rotating theme day? Just let us know in your daily rant what the theme is, and the regular monkies will riff on it. Also, we promise not to get pithy if newbies don't follow the theme.

BTW: thanks for the nod, Pedro! Alter-ego day may not be that hard to figure out, but it would be fun....

<Mort> JulieK's art is amazing, full stop, period, end of story.

ajiav - Well you were kinda spamming my board.

I was thinking Thursday for theme day, Friday wraps around the weekend.

<apple juice is a verb> ???
Mort, please explain to me in more specific terms what you define as "spamming." I contributed a message or two to the little discussions people were making, and I wrote a testimonial for one or two people. Standard orkut activity, I thought.
<apple juice is a verb> >:(
<3Suns> ajiv, it was a joke about the double-post. If Mort really cared he'd just delete it.
<ajiav> sorry...on edge today. i am moody.
<ajiav> *bows to the ground in humble japanese posture, face slightly red*
<Mort> :) Sorry Ajaiv I was just teasing you for the double-post. Stop being moody, or I'll start ranting about dead ponies and tearing the skin off potatoes.
You don't want that!
<ajiav> I will calm down. Please don't eat potatoes.
<Jellyloo> mmmmm. Potatoes. Ponies.
<Mort> But not both at the same time, that would be dangerous.
<Jellyloo> Dead potatoes and...peeling...the skin off.....ponies? Don't give away your writing theme for tomorrow!
<Mort> Ack! Now I will have to think up something new. What do you suggest I write about?
<Axolotl> I see a common theme for out latest multiple poster: Robert Crumb.

And don't feed the trolls.

<Lauren> ajiav and mort, have you tried e-mailing the orkut help desk? It worked for me. They restored me completely and I didn't even have to rewrite any part of my profile.
<Mort> I emailed them, got a nice automatic response, still waiting...
<Jellyloo> Favorite Thing (#21): Sleep
<Mort> Dreams come after sleep.
I dreamt about MEP last night, how all of your finally began telling me the truth about how my captions suck.
Then I had another dream that I was on some weird Japanese game show, I don't remember much about it, cept it involved tennis.
<jordie3> Gorey, that's another guy you remind me of.

Only he drew pictures.

<Mort> Someone else told me that Jordie, when I showed them this.

...www.mostemailed.com...

<guyPaulo> Don't worry Mort. As long as you still decide the winner for the Wednesday caption contest, no one will actually come out and tell you how much your captions suck.
<Lauren> guy, I am sure you didn't mean that the way it sounds....
<guyPaulo> .....I just screwed myself for the next 12 Wednesdays, didn't I?
<Lauren> Guy, if you could screw yourself all along, why have you been flirting with me?
<ElvisThePelvis> Guys are always looking for a little something new...
<guyPaulo> ...(red faced)....
<guyPaulo> I just like exchanging quips with Lauren because of that haiku-duel we had a few months ago.
<3Suns> Where's yoyo gotten to? I accidentally unjoined the orkut community, and I need him to let me back in!
<Lauren> It's presidents' day.... yoyo might be off on holiday.

And guy, Our haiku phase ... was a very special time ... we'll always have that

<PresidentBush> It's President's Day for goodness sake! Why aren't you all relaxing? It's back to work tomorrow!
<AnnaNicoleSmith> Hello...um...I'm baaaaaaccccccckkkkkk
(hehehe)
<guyPaulo> Haikus brought us close.
But our first love were captions,
which are teh sexy.
<AnnaNicoleSmith> hi mr president!
<AnnaNicoleSmith> hi Lauren, do u remeber me?
<AnnaNicoleSmith> hello....is anyone here?
<AnnaNicoleSmith> if u are going to be mean i will leave
<ssiegel> chihuahuas are my favorite thing.

chihuahuas in booties are just like icing. . .

<bilal> dear send the sexy pic
<Alex> Hi Anna??
<goodes> hi anna


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post