[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I POKEY THE PENGUIN HAVE COME TO INVADE YOUR PITIFUL COUNTRY. USING CUNNING DISGUISES YOUR CHILDREN HAVE ARTIC CANDY BEEN CAPTURED.

POKEY I AM REPORTING TO YOU A STRANGE MAN APPROACHES!!!!!

PREPARE TO DIE POKEY

BANG!!!

HOORAY!! NOW I AM A REAL TEXAN!!!
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 325 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:19Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:16Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:15Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:14Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:13Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:12Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:11Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:10Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:08Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:07Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:06Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:05Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:04Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:03Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:02Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:01Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:00Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:59Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:58Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:57Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:56Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:55Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:54Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:53Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:52Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:51Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:50Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:49Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:48Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:47Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:46Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:45Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:45Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:43Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:42Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:41Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:40Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:39Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:38Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:37Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:36Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:35Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:34Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:33Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:32Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:31Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:29Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:28Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:26Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:25Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:24Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:22Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:19Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:18Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:16Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:15Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:14Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:13Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:06Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:05Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:04Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:03Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:02Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:01Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:00Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:59Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:58Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:57Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:56Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:55Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:54Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:53Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:52Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:50Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:48Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:46Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:45Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:44Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:43Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:42Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:41Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:40Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:38Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:37Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:35Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:34Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:33Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:31Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:28Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:27Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:26Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:25Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:23Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:22Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:20Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:17Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:14Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:12Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:11Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:07Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:06Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:02Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:01Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:00Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:59Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:58Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:57Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:55Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:54Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:53Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:52Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:51Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:49Caption #-83
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:48Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:47Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:46Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:42Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:39Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:38Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:37Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:36Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:35Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:32Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:31Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:27Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:26Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:25Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:22Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:21Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:20Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:19Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:18Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:14Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:13Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:12Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:11Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:07Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:03Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:02Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:01Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:00Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:59Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:57Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:55Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:53Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:46Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:45Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:44Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:41Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:40Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:39Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:38Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:37Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:36Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:35Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:34Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:33Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:32Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:31Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:30Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:26Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:25Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:21Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:19Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:16Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:14Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:12Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:09Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:07Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:06Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:59Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:57Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:56Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:55Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:52Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:49Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:48Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:42Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:37Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:36Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:34Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:32Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:31Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:27Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:26Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:24Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:22Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:21Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:20Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:19Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:18Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:17Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:16Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:12Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:11Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:08Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:07Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:06Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:01Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:58Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:57Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:56Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:53Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:51Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:50Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:47Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:45Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:44Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:43Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:42Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:41Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:40Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:39Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:38Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:37Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:31Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:29Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:28Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:27Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:16Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:09Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:02Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:01Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:55Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:54Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:52Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:51Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:50Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:47Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:44Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:36Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:34Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:32Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:30Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:29Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:28Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:27Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:25Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:18Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:13Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:09Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:08Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:07Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:05Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:03Caption #-93
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:56Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:54Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:52Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:49Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:43Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:42Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:41Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:40Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:30Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:29Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:28Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:27Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:26Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:25Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:23Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:22Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:21Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:20Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:18Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:16Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:14Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:13Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:12Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:11Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:10Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:09Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:07Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:06Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:05Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker03:01:04Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:54Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:48Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:44Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:42Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:41Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:40Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:39Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:37Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:36Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:35Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:34Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:21Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:20Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:15Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:13Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:12Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:11Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:10Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:02Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker03:00:01Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:59Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:58Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:57Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:56Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:54Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:53Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:52Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:51Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:43Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:40Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:36Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:33Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:32Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:31Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:30Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:29Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:28Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:24Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:23Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:22Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:21Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker02:59:20Caption #954

Board [Post Message]

Now I know most of you might not understand this caption, but I couldn't resist doing a tribute to one of the best comics in the history of everything, one of the true founders of webcomics:

POKEY THE PENGUIN
There are 13 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Does this mean we can use the strikeout tag too? :)
<Mort> Yes I just stole added the code.
<yoyology> Bug report: On an archive day, clicking the arrows to move forward or backward in the alternative list takes one to the corresponding alternative number on the current day.
<Luminaire> Is anyone else wondering how the Santa hat on that beluga's head stays dry?
<yoyology> His flippers are superglued to the glass so he can't duck his head.
<TJ Eckleburg> I need a good underwater glue - do you know what they're using?
<yoyology> I'm not sure, but according to ...www.underwaterglue.com...
"Do it Wet, Do it Cold! Mr. Sticky'sŪ will Cure and Hold"
<mypalmike> I want to poke the penguin congratulate you on a fine caption.
<mypalmike> Hmm. The strike tag didn't work there...
<Mort> I fixed the rather wicked retarded navigation bug.

The strike tag only comes out to play when you put "s" in the tag and not the normal html "strike". I couldn't be bothered to workout how to do it in php's bastardation of regex late last night.

I wasn't sure how many of you actually know about POKEY, but I thought that introducing one new person would be worth a few confused people.

<yoyology> I do not appear to have the Pokey Gene.
<spam> omgwtf
<spam> haha i just wanted to try


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post