[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 218 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:40Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:39Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:38Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:37Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:36Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:35Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:34Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:33Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:32Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:30Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:28Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:27Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:23Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:22Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:21Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:20Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:19Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:18Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:17Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:16Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:14Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:12Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:11Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:10Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:09Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:08Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:07Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:05Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:04Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker04:18:03Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:58Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:57Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:49Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:45Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:44Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:43Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:42Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:41Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:40Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:39Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:38Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:37Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:36Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:33Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:32Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:31Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:30Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:29Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:28Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:27Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:26Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:25Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:23Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:19Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:18Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:17Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:16Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:09Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:08Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:07Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:04Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker04:17:02Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:59Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:57Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:57Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:55Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:54Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:53Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:52Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:51Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:50Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:50Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:48Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:47Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:45Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:43Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:42Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:39Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:38Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:37Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:36Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:35Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:34Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:33Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:32Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:31Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:29Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:28Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:27Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:25Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:22Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:21Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:20Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:18Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:15Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:12Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:10Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:09Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:08Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:07Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:06Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:05Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:04Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:03Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:02Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:01Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker04:16:00Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:59Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:58Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:57Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:56Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:53Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:52Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:51Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:50Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:49Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:48Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:47Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:46Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:45Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:44Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:43Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:41Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:40Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:38Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:36Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:29Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:28Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:27Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:26Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:25Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:24Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:23Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:22Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:21Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:20Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:19Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:17Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:16Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:15Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:14Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:13Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:12Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:11Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:10Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:09Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:08Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:06Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:05Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:04Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:03Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:02Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:01Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker04:15:00Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:57Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:56Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:54Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:50Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:49Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:45Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:44Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:42Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:41Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:39Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:36Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:34Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:32Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:30Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:28Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:27Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:26Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:25Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:24Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:22Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:21Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:20Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:18Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:17Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:15Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:14Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:13Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:12Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:11Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:10Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:09Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:08Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:07Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:06Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:05Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:04Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker04:14:02Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:59Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:58Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:57Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:56Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:55Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:54Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:53Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:52Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:51Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:51Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:49Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:47Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:06Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:44Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:38Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:35Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:34Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:33Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:32Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:31Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:30Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:29Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:28Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:27Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:25Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker04:13:21Caption #548

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post