[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 128 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:35Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:33Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:32Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:27Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:26Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:25Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:24Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:23Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:22Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:21Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:18Caption #-65
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:17Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:16Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:15Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:14Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:13Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:11Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:09Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:08Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:07Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:06Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:05Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:03Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:02Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:01Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:00Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:59Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:58Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:57Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:56Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:55Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:54Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:53Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:52Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:51Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:50Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:49Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:48Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:47Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:46Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:45Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:44Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:43Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:42Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:41Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:40Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:38Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:34Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:33Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:30Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:28Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:26Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:25Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:24Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:23Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:22Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:21Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:20Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:19Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:18Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:17Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:16Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:15Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:14Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:13Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:12Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:11Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:10Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:09Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:08Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:07Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:06Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:05Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:00Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:59Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:58Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:57Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:55Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:54Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:52Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:51Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:50Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:46Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:45Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:44Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:43Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:42Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:41Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:40Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:39Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:38Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:37Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:36Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:35Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:34Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:33Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:32Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:31Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:30Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:29Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:28Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:27Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:26Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:25Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:24Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:23Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:22Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:21Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:20Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:19Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:18Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:17Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:16Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:15Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:14Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:13Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:12Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:11Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:10Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:09Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:08Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:07Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:06Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:05Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:59Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:57Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:56Caption #27

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post