Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004

by Lauren

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

MEN.... whether they are rich and famous...

...or destitute and drunk...

..all they really want is a little head.

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 379 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:55 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:54 Caption #-45

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:53 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:49 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:45 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:40 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:37 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:36 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:33 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:29 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:28 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:25 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:21 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:18 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:14 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:10 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:08 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:05 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:02 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:01 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:00 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:59 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:58 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:56 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:53 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:50 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:48 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:47 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:45 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:40 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:38 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:35 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:34 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:33 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:32 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:31 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:30 Caption #917

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:28 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:27 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:25 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:21 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:20 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:17 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:16 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:13 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:12 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:11 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:10 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:06 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:05 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:02 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:01 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:00 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:58 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:57 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:56 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:53 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:52 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:51 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:50 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:49 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:48 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:47 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:46 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:45 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:44 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:42 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:41 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:40 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:37 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:35 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:33 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:31 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:30 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:29 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:27 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:26 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:25 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:24 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:21 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:20 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:19 Caption #936

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:17 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:16 Caption #989

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:15 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:14 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:13 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:11 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:10 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:08 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:05 Caption #845

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:04 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:03 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:02 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:01 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:58 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:56 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:54 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:53 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:52 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:49 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:48 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:45 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:43 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:42 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:41 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:40 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:39 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:38 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:37 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:36 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:34 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:33 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:32 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:30 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:29 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:28 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:27 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:26 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:25 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:21 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:20 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:19 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:18 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:16 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:14 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:14 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:10 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:09 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:08 Caption #914

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:05 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:04 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:03 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:02 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:00 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:59 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:58 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:56 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:54 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:53 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:50 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:49 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:48 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:47 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:45 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:44 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:43 Caption #939

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:41 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:39 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:36 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:35 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:34 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:33 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:30 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:29 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:28 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:26 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:24 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:23 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:20 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:19 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:18 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:16 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:14 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:10 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:09 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:08 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:07 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:06 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:05 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:02 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:01 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:00 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:58 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:57 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:55 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:54 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:53 Caption #-38

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:52 Caption #-34

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:51 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:50 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:46 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:45 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:44 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:43 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:42 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:41 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:40 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:39 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:38 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:37 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:36 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:35 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:32 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:31 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:30 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:27 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:26 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:25 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:24 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:23 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:22 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:21 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:21 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:19 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:16 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:13 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:11 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:10 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:09 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:08 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:04 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:01 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:56 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:55 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:54 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:53 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:52 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:48 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:46 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:44 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:42 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:41 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:40 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:39 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:38 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:37 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:36 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:35 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:32 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:28 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:25 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:23 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:22 Caption #964

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:16 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:15 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:13 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:10 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:09 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:06 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:05 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:01 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:57 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:55 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:53 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:52 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:49 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:48 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:47 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:45 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:41 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:36 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:35 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:34 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:33 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:32 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:31 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:30 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:26 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:25 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:24 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:20 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:19 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:18 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:16 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:15 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:12 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:10 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:09 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:08 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:07 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:06 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:05 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:04 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:03 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:02 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:01 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:00 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:59 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:58 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:57 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:56 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:55 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:54 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:53 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:52 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:51 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:50 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:49 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:48 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:47 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:46 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:45 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:44 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:43 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:42 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:40 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:39 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:37 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:36 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:35 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:34 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:33 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:32 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:31 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:30 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:28 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:27 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:24 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:23 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:22 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:21 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:20 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:18 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:17 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:16 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:13 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:12 Caption #810

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:11 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:10 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:09 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:08 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:07 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:04 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:02 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:01 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:00 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:59 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:58 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:57 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:56 Caption #-34

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:53 Caption #889

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:52 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:48 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:47 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:44 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:43 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:40 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:39 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:38 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:36 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:35 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:34 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:33 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:31 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:29 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:28 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:26 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:25 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:24 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:23 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:22 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:21 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:20 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:19 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:18 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:17 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:16 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:15 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:14 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:13 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:12 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:11 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:10 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:09 Caption #-78

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:08 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:07 Caption #915

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:06 Caption #-28

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:05 Caption #-80

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:04 Caption #-31

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:03 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:02 Caption #-20

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:01 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:00 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:59 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:58 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:57 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:56 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:55 Caption #196

Board

[Post Message]

This week's John Lennon is:

Lau ren

The Yoko Ono groupies are: guyPaulo, Flux and Jmof wiw

There are 38 messages for this day.

<Mort> Something has come up that will mean that mostemailed will actually pay for itself, or even make money. I am not allowed to say anymore now, you might see for yourselves soon.

<Lauren> Please don't tell me you are going to start running member enlargement ads....

<Lauren> Or that AOL bought you.

<mypalmike> Member enlargement ads! That sounds GREAT!! I mean, I AM large enough already, but hey! More to squeeze, more to please!

<Pedro Gonzales> Wow- after a short absense I return to find new n improved MEP with better monkie icons! Teh New Sexy

<guyPaulo> Good luck with the venture Mort. I would like to see MEP turn into some kind of pyramid scheme, where regulars go sign up new monkies for a fee, and we all shair the money until the whole thing collapses.

<Jmofwiw> Send me $10 to find out how I make money fast.

<Axolotl> Enlarge your urodel, ask Axolotl how!!!11!!

<obtuse> !! I DONT EVEN HAVE A URODEL

<obtuse> OK, three captions is enough for me. I almost had another about an allergy medicine testimonial, but it didn't pan out. Feel free to run with it.

<Jmofwiw> That's like the PCs they buy in Europe, right? The Euro-Dells?

<yoyology> A rough-skinned newt, Axo?

...64.233.167.104...

<JulieK> Come on Mort, Peeps! I have a feeling that the money making scheme invloves a utility belt, a Frankenstein, and a really big gun.

<obtuse> I heard MacGyver made a bong out of those components once.

<Mort> No; close; no; hey Pedro; no; no; no; cargo pants, zombies, a sharp spoon and a straw.

<Lauren> You've sold out and used the money to by the implements necessary to take over the world?

<guyPaulo> I like the topics from the meeting linked above by yoyo:
"Osmoregulatory mechanisms in terrestrial isopods under hydrating and dehydrating conditions." Sounds exciting!

<Lauren> Not if you are in the thirsty group.

<jellyloo> Can I get in on the ground floor of this money making venture?

<Mort> Sure, but only if you send me a check for $237.

<Hysterical Woman> I'm always getting spam to enlargen my penis, despite my name. Also, Mike, Tina thinks your penis is big enough. It'll only hurt her if you get it enlarged. 12 inches is enough.

<jellyloo> Is this tax deductible? Shall I make the cheque out to Mort Z. Gorilla?

<Mort> Well I am registered as a "charity" for tax purposes, so it is tax deductable.

Just send it to my Costa Rica, off shore, tax haven account.

<Axolotl> Yoyo, good googling! A urodel is a member of Urodela, the amphibian order compromising salamanders, newt, olms and hellbenders.

<apple juice is a verb> Mort hasn't sold MEP, he's sold us. "The site pays for itself." Slave trade equals money.

<David Byrden> The truth is, Bush offered to pay Mort to link unrelated things. Specifically,
Saddam and 9-11.

<ajiav> lol

<Carol> "Hellbenders"! ...hellbenders.sanwalddesigns.com...

<Mort> Ok the deal has been done, you will all see.

<Mark> Fantastic. I can't wait to see the X-10 ads :)

<Kumiho> Mort won't sell us! He lo- er... likes us, like he likes his pet fungus.

<Mark> I just intercepted an email from NBC to Mort!

Winners of the GUEST OF THE DAY competition will be clapped in irons and rented to David Letterman to write "actually funny" Top Ten lists.

<Mark> Yes, I know CBS owns Letterman. Really! Just becasue I'm an Australian ..!!

(sob)

<Lauren> Well, Mark, I understand that no matter what happens, Leno wants to interview YOU for his Jay-Walking segment.

<guyPaulo> I guess Mort is too busy counting his money to post the winner.

<Mort> Oops sorry, been busy at work today. :(

<guyPaulo> Congrates to Lauren. I liked her poop caption better though.

<Lauren> Thanks, Guy. Incidentally, "Lau" links to the 'little head' caption, but "ren" links to the poop one. So I guess I won for the combination.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post