[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by Lauren
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

MEN.... whether they are rich and famous...

...or destitute and drunk...

..all they really want is a little head.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 371 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:31Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:28Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:26Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:24Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:23Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:22Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:21Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:20Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:19Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:18Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:17Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:15Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:14Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:13Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:09Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:08Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:05Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:03Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:02Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:01Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker18:16:00Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:59Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:58Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:56Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:52Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:49Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:43Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:42Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:41Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:40Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:37Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:36Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:35Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:34Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:33Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:32Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:31Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:28Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:27Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:26Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:10Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:09Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:08Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:07Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:03Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:02Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker18:15:00Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:59Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:58Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:57Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:53Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:51Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:50Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:47Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:46Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:45Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:44Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:43Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:42Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:41Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:40Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:39Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:36Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:31Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:29Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:28Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:27Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:26Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:25Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:24Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:20Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:17Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:16Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:11Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:10Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:08Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:06Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:04Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:03Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker18:14:02Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:59Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:58Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:57Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:55Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:54Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:53Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:52Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:51Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:50Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:49Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:46Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:45Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:44Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:43Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:42Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:41Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:40Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:36Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:35Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:33Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:32Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:31Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:30Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:28Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:26Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:25Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:24Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:23Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:21Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:19Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:17Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:16Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:14Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:12Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:11Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:07Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:06Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:02Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:01Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker18:13:00Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:59Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:58Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:57Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:56Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:55Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:54Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:51Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:50Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:49Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:48Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:45Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:44Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:43Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:39Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:38Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:36Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:35Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:34Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:29Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:28Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:26Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:25Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:24Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:22Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:21Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:20Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:20Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:15Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:14Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:13Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:12Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:10Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:09Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:08Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:07Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:06Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:05Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:02Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker18:12:01Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:59Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:58Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:57Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:55Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:54Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:53Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:51Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:50Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:49Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:48Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:47Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:46Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:42Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:41Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:40Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:39Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:38Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:36Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:35Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:34Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:31Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:28Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:27Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:26Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:24Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:22Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:19Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:18Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:16Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:14Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:13Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:10Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:09Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:08Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:03Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker18:11:00Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:59Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:58Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:56Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:55Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:54Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:53Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:51Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:50Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:46Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:45Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:41Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:40Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:38Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:35Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:30Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:29Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:26Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:25Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:24Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:22Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:21Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:20Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:19Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:18Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:17Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:16Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:15Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:11Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:10Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:09Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:08Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:07Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:06Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:05Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:01Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker18:10:00Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:59Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:56Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:55Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:54Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:53Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:52Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:51Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:50Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:49Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:48Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:47Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:46Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:45Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:41Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:40Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:39Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:37Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:36Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:35Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:34Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:33Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:32Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:28Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:27Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:21Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:20Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:19Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:18Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:17Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:14Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:13Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:12Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:11Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:09Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:07Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:06Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:05Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:04Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:03Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:02Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:01Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:58Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:57Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:56Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:55Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:53Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:52Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:51Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:50Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:49Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:48Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:47Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:41Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:38Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:37Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:36Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:34Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:33Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:32Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:28Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:27Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:26Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:25Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:24Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:22Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:19Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:18Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:17Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:16Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:15Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:14Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:13Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:12Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:11Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:07Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:06Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:03Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:02Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:01Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:59Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:58Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:55Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:54Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:52Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:51Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:49Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:48Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:47Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:43Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:42Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:38Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:32Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:31Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:27Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:25Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:23Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:22Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:21Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:20Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:19Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:18Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:17Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:16Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:15Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:14Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:13Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:12Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:10Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:09Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:07Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:06Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:05Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:04Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:03Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:01Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:00Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:58Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:57Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:51Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:50Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:49Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:47Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:46Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:45Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:43Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:41Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:40Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:39Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:38Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:37Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:36Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:34Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:33Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:32Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:31Caption #56

Board [Post Message]

This week's John Lennon is:

Lauren



The Yoko Ono groupies are: guyPaulo, Flux and Jmofwiw


There are 38 messages for this day.
<Mort> Something has come up that will mean that mostemailed will actually pay for itself, or even make money. I am not allowed to say anymore now, you might see for yourselves soon.
<Lauren> Please don't tell me you are going to start running member enlargement ads....
<Lauren> Or that AOL bought you.
<mypalmike> Member enlargement ads! That sounds GREAT!! I mean, I AM large enough already, but hey! More to squeeze, more to please!
<Pedro Gonzales> Wow- after a short absense I return to find new n improved MEP with better monkie icons! Teh New Sexy
<guyPaulo> Good luck with the venture Mort. I would like to see MEP turn into some kind of pyramid scheme, where regulars go sign up new monkies for a fee, and we all shair the money until the whole thing collapses.
<Jmofwiw> Send me $10 to find out how I make money fast.
<Axolotl> Enlarge your urodel, ask Axolotl how!!!11!!
<obtuse> !! I DONT EVEN HAVE A URODEL
<obtuse> OK, three captions is enough for me. I almost had another about an allergy medicine testimonial, but it didn't pan out. Feel free to run with it.
<Jmofwiw> That's like the PCs they buy in Europe, right? The Euro-Dells?
<yoyology> A rough-skinned newt, Axo?

...64.233.167.104...

<JulieK> Come on Mort, Peeps! I have a feeling that the money making scheme invloves a utility belt, a Frankenstein, and a really big gun.
<obtuse> I heard MacGyver made a bong out of those components once.
<Mort> No; close; no; hey Pedro; no; no; no; cargo pants, zombies, a sharp spoon and a straw.
<Lauren> You've sold out and used the money to by the implements necessary to take over the world?
<guyPaulo> I like the topics from the meeting linked above by yoyo:
"Osmoregulatory mechanisms in terrestrial isopods under hydrating and dehydrating conditions." Sounds exciting!
<Lauren> Not if you are in the thirsty group.
<jellyloo> Can I get in on the ground floor of this money making venture?
<Mort> Sure, but only if you send me a check for $237.
<Hysterical Woman> I'm always getting spam to enlargen my penis, despite my name. Also, Mike, Tina thinks your penis is big enough. It'll only hurt her if you get it enlarged. 12 inches is enough.
<jellyloo> Is this tax deductible? Shall I make the cheque out to Mort Z. Gorilla?
<Mort> Well I am registered as a "charity" for tax purposes, so it is tax deductable.

Just send it to my Costa Rica, off shore, tax haven account.

<Axolotl> Yoyo, good googling! A urodel is a member of Urodela, the amphibian order compromising salamanders, newt, olms and hellbenders.
<apple juice is a verb> Mort hasn't sold MEP, he's sold us. "The site pays for itself." Slave trade equals money.
<David Byrden> The truth is, Bush offered to pay Mort to link unrelated things. Specifically,
Saddam and 9-11.
<ajiav> lol
<Carol> "Hellbenders"! ...hellbenders.sanwalddesigns.com...
<Mort> Ok the deal has been done, you will all see.
<Mark> Fantastic. I can't wait to see the X-10 ads :)
<Kumiho> Mort won't sell us! He lo- er... likes us, like he likes his pet fungus.
<Mark> I just intercepted an email from NBC to Mort!

Winners of the GUEST OF THE DAY competition will be clapped in irons and rented to David Letterman to write "actually funny" Top Ten lists.

<Mark> Yes, I know CBS owns Letterman. Really! Just becasue I'm an Australian ..!!

(sob)

<Lauren> Well, Mark, I understand that no matter what happens, Leno wants to interview YOU for his Jay-Walking segment.
<guyPaulo> I guess Mort is too busy counting his money to post the winner.
<Mort> Oops sorry, been busy at work today. :(
<guyPaulo> Congrates to Lauren. I liked her poop caption better though.
<Lauren> Thanks, Guy. Incidentally, "Lau" links to the 'little head' caption, but "ren" links to the poop one. So I guess I won for the combination.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post