[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by Lauren
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

MEN.... whether they are rich and famous...

...or destitute and drunk...

..all they really want is a little head.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 119 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:34Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:33Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:32Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:31Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:30Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:29Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:28Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:26Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:25Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:24Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:23Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:22Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:21Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:20Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:19Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:18Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:14Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:11Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:10Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:08Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:07Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:06Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:04Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:03Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:02Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:01Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker14:31:00Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:59Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:58Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:57Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:55Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:54Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:49Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:48Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:47Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:46Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:45Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:44Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:43Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:41Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:40Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:38Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:36Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:34Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:33Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:31Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:30Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:28Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:26Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:23Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:22Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:20Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:18Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:14Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:10Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:08Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:07Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:06Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:05Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:04Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:03Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:02Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:01Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:57Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:56Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:55Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:54Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:53Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:52Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:51Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:50Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:48Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:46Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:45Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:44Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:43Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:42Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:41Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:40Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:37Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:34Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:33Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:32Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:31Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:30Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:29Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:28Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:26Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:21Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:20Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:18Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:17Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:15Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:13Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:12Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:10Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:06Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:03Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:02Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:01Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:00Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:58Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:56Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:54Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:53Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:52Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:50Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:49Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:47Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:46Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:45Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:44Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:42Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:41Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:38Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:37Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:36Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:35Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:34Caption #310

Board [Post Message]

This week's John Lennon is:

Lauren



The Yoko Ono groupies are: guyPaulo, Flux and Jmofwiw


There are 38 messages for this day.
<Mort> Something has come up that will mean that mostemailed will actually pay for itself, or even make money. I am not allowed to say anymore now, you might see for yourselves soon.
<Lauren> Please don't tell me you are going to start running member enlargement ads....
<Lauren> Or that AOL bought you.
<mypalmike> Member enlargement ads! That sounds GREAT!! I mean, I AM large enough already, but hey! More to squeeze, more to please!
<Pedro Gonzales> Wow- after a short absense I return to find new n improved MEP with better monkie icons! Teh New Sexy
<guyPaulo> Good luck with the venture Mort. I would like to see MEP turn into some kind of pyramid scheme, where regulars go sign up new monkies for a fee, and we all shair the money until the whole thing collapses.
<Jmofwiw> Send me $10 to find out how I make money fast.
<Axolotl> Enlarge your urodel, ask Axolotl how!!!11!!
<obtuse> !! I DONT EVEN HAVE A URODEL
<obtuse> OK, three captions is enough for me. I almost had another about an allergy medicine testimonial, but it didn't pan out. Feel free to run with it.
<Jmofwiw> That's like the PCs they buy in Europe, right? The Euro-Dells?
<yoyology> A rough-skinned newt, Axo?

...64.233.167.104...

<JulieK> Come on Mort, Peeps! I have a feeling that the money making scheme invloves a utility belt, a Frankenstein, and a really big gun.
<obtuse> I heard MacGyver made a bong out of those components once.
<Mort> No; close; no; hey Pedro; no; no; no; cargo pants, zombies, a sharp spoon and a straw.
<Lauren> You've sold out and used the money to by the implements necessary to take over the world?
<guyPaulo> I like the topics from the meeting linked above by yoyo:
"Osmoregulatory mechanisms in terrestrial isopods under hydrating and dehydrating conditions." Sounds exciting!
<Lauren> Not if you are in the thirsty group.
<jellyloo> Can I get in on the ground floor of this money making venture?
<Mort> Sure, but only if you send me a check for $237.
<Hysterical Woman> I'm always getting spam to enlargen my penis, despite my name. Also, Mike, Tina thinks your penis is big enough. It'll only hurt her if you get it enlarged. 12 inches is enough.
<jellyloo> Is this tax deductible? Shall I make the cheque out to Mort Z. Gorilla?
<Mort> Well I am registered as a "charity" for tax purposes, so it is tax deductable.

Just send it to my Costa Rica, off shore, tax haven account.

<Axolotl> Yoyo, good googling! A urodel is a member of Urodela, the amphibian order compromising salamanders, newt, olms and hellbenders.
<apple juice is a verb> Mort hasn't sold MEP, he's sold us. "The site pays for itself." Slave trade equals money.
<David Byrden> The truth is, Bush offered to pay Mort to link unrelated things. Specifically,
Saddam and 9-11.
<ajiav> lol
<Carol> "Hellbenders"! ...hellbenders.sanwalddesigns.com...
<Mort> Ok the deal has been done, you will all see.
<Mark> Fantastic. I can't wait to see the X-10 ads :)
<Kumiho> Mort won't sell us! He lo- er... likes us, like he likes his pet fungus.
<Mark> I just intercepted an email from NBC to Mort!

Winners of the GUEST OF THE DAY competition will be clapped in irons and rented to David Letterman to write "actually funny" Top Ten lists.

<Mark> Yes, I know CBS owns Letterman. Really! Just becasue I'm an Australian ..!!

(sob)

<Lauren> Well, Mark, I understand that no matter what happens, Leno wants to interview YOU for his Jay-Walking segment.
<guyPaulo> I guess Mort is too busy counting his money to post the winner.
<Mort> Oops sorry, been busy at work today. :(
<guyPaulo> Congrates to Lauren. I liked her poop caption better though.
<Lauren> Thanks, Guy. Incidentally, "Lau" links to the 'little head' caption, but "ren" links to the poop one. So I guess I won for the combination.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post