[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/30/2004 by Lauren
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

MEN.... whether they are rich and famous...

...or destitute and drunk...

..all they really want is a little head.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 237 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:26Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:25Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:23Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:15Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:09Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:03Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:02Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:01Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker18:09:00Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:59Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:57Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:51Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:46Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:43Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:42Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:40Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:35Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:25Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:21Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:20Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:14Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:09Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:07Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:06Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:05Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:04Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:03Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:02Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:55Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:53Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:50Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:46Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:45Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:44Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:33Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:32Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:30Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:16Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:13Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:11Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:10Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:09Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:08Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:07Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:05Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:59Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:57Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:55Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:49Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:42Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:41Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:39Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:38Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:37Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:36Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:35Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:34Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:26Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:24Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:23Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:22Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:21Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:20Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:12Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:09Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:08Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:07Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:03Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:58Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:52Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:51Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:48Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:47Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:41Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:35Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:33Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:32Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:31Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:30Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:28Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:25Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:20Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:19Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:18Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:17Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:16Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:12Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:11Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:03Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:02Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:00Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:58Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:55Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:51Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:48Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:47Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:42Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:41Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:40Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:39Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:38Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:36Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:35Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:34Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:33Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:32Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:31Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:26Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:15Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:13Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:11Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:08Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:03Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:00Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:59Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:58Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:52Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:49Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:48Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:46Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:45Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:43Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:42Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:38Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:35Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:34Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:33Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:32Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:31Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:30Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:26Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:23Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:21Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:20Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:19Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:18Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:17Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:16Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:15Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:04Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:59Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:58Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:58Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:56Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:55Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:54Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:53Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:52Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:50Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:38Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:35Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:34Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:31Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:24Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:21Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:17Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:14Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:05Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:03Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:55Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:51Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:48Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:47Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:46Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:45Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:44Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:43Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:33Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:32Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:21Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:20Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:19Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:18Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:17Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:16Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:15Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:14Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:13Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:12Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:11Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:11Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:09Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:08Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:03Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:02Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:01Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:00Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:58Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:54Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:53Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:52Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:50Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:47Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:46Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:45Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:44Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:43Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:41Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:39Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:37Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:36Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:34Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:33Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:32Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:31Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:28Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:26Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:24Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:23Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:21Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:20Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:19Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:18Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:17Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:16Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:15Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:14Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:12Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:10Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:08Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:06Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:04Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:03Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:02Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:01Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:57Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:56Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:48Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:46Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:43Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:40Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:35Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:33Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:32Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:28Caption #99

Board [Post Message]

This week's John Lennon is:

Lauren



The Yoko Ono groupies are: guyPaulo, Flux and Jmofwiw


There are 38 messages for this day.
<Mort> Something has come up that will mean that mostemailed will actually pay for itself, or even make money. I am not allowed to say anymore now, you might see for yourselves soon.
<Lauren> Please don't tell me you are going to start running member enlargement ads....
<Lauren> Or that AOL bought you.
<mypalmike> Member enlargement ads! That sounds GREAT!! I mean, I AM large enough already, but hey! More to squeeze, more to please!
<Pedro Gonzales> Wow- after a short absense I return to find new n improved MEP with better monkie icons! Teh New Sexy
<guyPaulo> Good luck with the venture Mort. I would like to see MEP turn into some kind of pyramid scheme, where regulars go sign up new monkies for a fee, and we all shair the money until the whole thing collapses.
<Jmofwiw> Send me $10 to find out how I make money fast.
<Axolotl> Enlarge your urodel, ask Axolotl how!!!11!!
<obtuse> !! I DONT EVEN HAVE A URODEL
<obtuse> OK, three captions is enough for me. I almost had another about an allergy medicine testimonial, but it didn't pan out. Feel free to run with it.
<Jmofwiw> That's like the PCs they buy in Europe, right? The Euro-Dells?
<yoyology> A rough-skinned newt, Axo?

...64.233.167.104...

<JulieK> Come on Mort, Peeps! I have a feeling that the money making scheme invloves a utility belt, a Frankenstein, and a really big gun.
<obtuse> I heard MacGyver made a bong out of those components once.
<Mort> No; close; no; hey Pedro; no; no; no; cargo pants, zombies, a sharp spoon and a straw.
<Lauren> You've sold out and used the money to by the implements necessary to take over the world?
<guyPaulo> I like the topics from the meeting linked above by yoyo:
"Osmoregulatory mechanisms in terrestrial isopods under hydrating and dehydrating conditions." Sounds exciting!
<Lauren> Not if you are in the thirsty group.
<jellyloo> Can I get in on the ground floor of this money making venture?
<Mort> Sure, but only if you send me a check for $237.
<Hysterical Woman> I'm always getting spam to enlargen my penis, despite my name. Also, Mike, Tina thinks your penis is big enough. It'll only hurt her if you get it enlarged. 12 inches is enough.
<jellyloo> Is this tax deductible? Shall I make the cheque out to Mort Z. Gorilla?
<Mort> Well I am registered as a "charity" for tax purposes, so it is tax deductable.

Just send it to my Costa Rica, off shore, tax haven account.

<Axolotl> Yoyo, good googling! A urodel is a member of Urodela, the amphibian order compromising salamanders, newt, olms and hellbenders.
<apple juice is a verb> Mort hasn't sold MEP, he's sold us. "The site pays for itself." Slave trade equals money.
<David Byrden> The truth is, Bush offered to pay Mort to link unrelated things. Specifically,
Saddam and 9-11.
<ajiav> lol
<Carol> "Hellbenders"! ...hellbenders.sanwalddesigns.com...
<Mort> Ok the deal has been done, you will all see.
<Mark> Fantastic. I can't wait to see the X-10 ads :)
<Kumiho> Mort won't sell us! He lo- er... likes us, like he likes his pet fungus.
<Mark> I just intercepted an email from NBC to Mort!

Winners of the GUEST OF THE DAY competition will be clapped in irons and rented to David Letterman to write "actually funny" Top Ten lists.

<Mark> Yes, I know CBS owns Letterman. Really! Just becasue I'm an Australian ..!!

(sob)

<Lauren> Well, Mark, I understand that no matter what happens, Leno wants to interview YOU for his Jay-Walking segment.
<guyPaulo> I guess Mort is too busy counting his money to post the winner.
<Mort> Oops sorry, been busy at work today. :(
<guyPaulo> Congrates to Lauren. I liked her poop caption better though.
<Lauren> Thanks, Guy. Incidentally, "Lau" links to the 'little head' caption, but "ren" links to the poop one. So I guess I won for the combination.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post