[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 293 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:58Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:51Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:50Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:49Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:48Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:45Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:38Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:37Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:35Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:34Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:33Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:32Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:30Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:29Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:28Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:26Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:23Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:17Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:16Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:15Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:14Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:12Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:11Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:07Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:04Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:03Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:01Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:01Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:58Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:57Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:54Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:53Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:52Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:49Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:48Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:46Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:45Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:44Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:39Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:38Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:37Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:32Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:31Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:28Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:21Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:20Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:18Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:17Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:16Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:15Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:14Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:10Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:08Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:07Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:06Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:05Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:04Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:03Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:58Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:56Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:55Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:54Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:53Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:51Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:50Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:49Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:48Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:47Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:44Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:41Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:40Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:37Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:33Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:32Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:28Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:27Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:22Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:21Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:18Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:16Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:14Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:13Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:12Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:10Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:09Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:08Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:05Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:02Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:01Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:00Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:59Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:58Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:57Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:56Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:54Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:53Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:50Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:49Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:48Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:47Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:46Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:43Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:42Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:37Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:36Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:35Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:34Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:32Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:31Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:30Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:29Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:28Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:26Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:23Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:22Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:17Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:14Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:13Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:12Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:10Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:09Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:07Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:03Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:02Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:01Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:57Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:55Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:53Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:52Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:50Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:47Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:46Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:44Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:40Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:39Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:35Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:31Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:30Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:29Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:28Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:26Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:22Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:21Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:18Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:17Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:13Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:09Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:08Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:07Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:06Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:04Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:03Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:00Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:59Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:58Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:56Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:55Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:54Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:53Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:51Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:49Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:47Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:42Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:41Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:38Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:35Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:33Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:32Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:30Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:29Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:27Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:26Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:23Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:16Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:14Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:13Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:12Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:10Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:08Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:07Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:04Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:01Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:58Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:57Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:56Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:55Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:54Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:53Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:52Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:48Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:47Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:44Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:40Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:34Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:32Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:31Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:28Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:27Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:26Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:25Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:19Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:18Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:17Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:16Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:14Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:13Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:09Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:04Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:01Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:58Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:57Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:56Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:55Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:53Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:52Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:49Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:46Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:44Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:38Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:36Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:35Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:34Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:33Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:32Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:30Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:29Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:28Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:27Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:25Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:23Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:19Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:16Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:15Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:14Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:13Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:07Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:05Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:04Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:01Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:50Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:47Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:46Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:45Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:44Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:43Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:41Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:38Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:37Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:34Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:33Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:32Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:31Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:28Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:26Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:23Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:21Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:20Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:19Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:13Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:11Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:10Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:06Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:04Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:02Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:00Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:57Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:56Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:55Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:44Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:43Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:41Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:40Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:39Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:38Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:37Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:36Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:34Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:31Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:26Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:25Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:24Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:23Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:22Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:21Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:16Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:15Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:14Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:05Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:02Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:01Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:00Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:59Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:58Caption #243

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post