[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 335 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:25Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:24Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:20Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:19Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:18Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:16Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:12Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:09Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:08Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:07Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:05Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:04Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:01Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker14:52:00Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:58Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:57Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:56Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:55Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:54Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:53Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:52Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:48Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:44Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:41Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:39Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:37Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:36Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:33Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:32Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:31Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:28Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:27Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:24Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:21Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:20Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:17Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:16Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:13Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:10Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:08Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:04Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker14:51:01Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:57Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:56Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:54Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:53Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:52Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:48Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:45Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:44Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:41Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:36Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:33Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:32Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:31Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:28Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:26Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:25Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:21Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:16Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:14Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:12Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:10Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:08Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:04Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:03Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:01Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker14:50:00Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:56Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:52Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:48Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:44Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:42Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:40Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:36Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:32Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:30Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:29Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:28Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:24Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:20Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:17Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:15Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:12Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:10Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:09Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:08Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:05Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker14:49:00Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:58Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:57Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:56Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:55Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:54Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:52Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:50Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:49Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:48Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:47Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:45Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:44Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:42Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:40Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:39Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:38Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:37Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:35Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:34Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:33Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:32Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:31Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:28Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:26Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:24Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:23Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:22Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:20Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:16Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:15Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:14Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:13Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:11Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:10Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:09Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:08Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:07Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:05Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:04Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:03Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:01Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker14:48:00Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:59Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:57Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:56Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:54Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:52Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:49Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:48Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:47Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:45Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:44Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:43Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:39Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:38Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:37Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:36Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:33Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:32Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:30Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:29Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:28Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:24Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:23Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:20Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:19Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:18Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:16Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:14Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:13Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:12Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:11Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:09Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:05Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:04Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:03Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker14:47:01Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:56Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:52Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:48Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:47Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:44Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:43Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:42Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:41Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:38Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:37Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:36Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:33Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:32Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:30Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:29Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:28Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:20Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:17Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:16Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:10Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:09Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:07Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:06Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:04Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker14:46:02Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:58Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:56Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:53Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:52Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:45Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:44Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:41Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:40Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:39Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:37Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:34Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:33Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:33Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:31Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:30Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:29Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:28Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:27Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:26Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:24Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:23Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:22Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:20Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:19Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:18Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:17Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:16Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:15Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:12Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:09Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:08Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:07Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:06Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:05Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:04Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:03Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:02Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker14:45:01Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:59Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:58Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:57Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:55Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:54Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:53Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:52Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:50Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:49Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:48Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:47Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:45Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:44Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:41Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:39Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:38Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:37Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:35Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:34Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:32Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:30Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:29Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:28Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:26Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:24Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:23Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:22Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:21Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:20Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:19Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:17Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:16Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:15Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:13Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:12Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:10Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:09Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:08Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:05Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:04Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:01Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:59Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:58Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:57Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:56Caption #-90
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:55Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:54Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:53Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:50Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:46Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:45Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:42Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:41Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:40Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:38Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:35Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:34Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:33Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:31Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:28Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:26Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:25Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:24Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:23Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:21Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:20Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:17Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:16Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:14Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:13Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:11Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:10Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:09Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:08Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:07Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:05Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:03Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:02Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:01Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:00Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:58Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:56Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:55Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:53Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:51Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:49Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:47Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:46Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:43Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:42Caption #993
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:41Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:39Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:38Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:37Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:36Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:35Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:34Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:32Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:29Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:28Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:26Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:25Caption #697

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post