[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 361 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:29Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:27Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:24Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:21Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:20Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:17Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:15Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:12Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:06Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:05Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker16:59:04Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:59Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:57Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:56Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:55Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:54Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:53Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:52Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:51Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:50Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:49Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:47Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:44Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:43Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:42Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:41Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:40Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:39Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:38Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:37Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:36Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:35Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:34Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:33Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:32Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:31Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:30Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:29Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:28Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:27Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:26Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:24Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:22Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:18Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:15Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:13Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:12Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:11Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:09Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:08Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:07Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:06Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:05Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:04Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:03Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:02Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:01Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:56Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:55Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:53Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:50Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:47Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:46Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:45Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:41Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:38Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:35Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:34Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:33Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:28Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:27Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:26Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:22Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:19Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:18Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:17Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:16Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:15Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:14Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:13Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:12Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:09Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:08Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:07Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:06Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:05Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:04Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:03Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:02Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:01Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:00Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:59Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:56Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:55Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:54Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:53Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:52Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:51Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:50Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:49Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:48Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:47Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:45Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:42Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:41Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:40Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:39Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:38Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:37Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:36Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:35Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:34Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:33Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:31Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:30Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:29Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:24Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:23Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:19Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:17Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:14Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:11Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:10Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:08Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:06Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:05Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:02Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:58Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:56Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:52Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:51Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:44Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:42Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:41Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:39Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:38Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:37Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:36Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:35Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:34Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:33Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:32Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:31Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:29Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:28Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:27Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:26Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:25Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:24Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:23Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:22Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:21Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:20Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:19Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:18Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:17Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:16Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:14Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:13Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:12Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:11Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:10Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:09Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:08Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:07Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:06Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:05Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:04Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:00Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:59Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:58Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:56Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:52Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:51Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:50Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:42Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:39Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:37Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:34Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:32Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:30Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:27Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:26Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:23Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:22Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:21Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:20Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:19Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:18Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:17Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:16Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:15Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:14Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:13Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:12Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:11Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:10Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:09Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:08Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:07Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:06Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:05Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:04Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:03Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:02Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:00Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:58Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:56Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:55Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:54Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:53Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:52Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:51Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:50Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:49Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:48Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:47Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:45Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:44Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:43Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:42Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:41Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:40Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:39Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:38Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:37Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:36Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:35Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:34Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:32Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:30Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:29Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:27Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:24Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:22Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:18Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:16Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:15Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:13Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:12Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:11Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:08Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:04Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:03Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:02Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:01Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:59Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:58Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:57Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:55Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:54Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:51Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:50Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:49Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:48Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:48Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:46Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:43Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:40Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:36Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:35Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:33Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:32Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:31Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:30Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:28Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:27Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:24Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:22Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:17Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:15Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:12Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:11Caption #-72
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:08Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:07Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:06Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:05Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:04Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:02Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:00Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:58Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:53Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:51Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:50Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:49Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:47Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:46Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:45Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:44Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:43Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:41Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:38Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:37Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:34Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:33Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:32Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:29Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:27Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:25Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:22Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:21Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:20Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:18Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:17Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:16Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:13Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:09Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:08Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:06Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:05Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:04Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:01Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:00Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:59Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:55Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:54Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:53Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:52Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:51Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:49Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:48Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:47Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:44Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:42Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:35Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:31Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:30Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:29Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:28Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:24Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:22Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:19Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:14Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:11Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:07Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:06Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:04Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:03Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:02Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:01Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:00Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:59Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:58Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:54Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:53Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:50Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:49Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:48Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:46Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:44Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:42Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:40Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:38Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:37Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:36Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:35Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:34Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:32Caption #6

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post