[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 392 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:42Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:41Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:36Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:32Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:28Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:25Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:21Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:20Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:19Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:18Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:17Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:16Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:15Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:14Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:13Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:12Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:11Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:10Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:09Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:07Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:04Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:03Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker10:33:00Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:56Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:53Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:52Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:49Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:48Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:46Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:45Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:44Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:43Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:42Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:41Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:40Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:39Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:38Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:37Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:36Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:35Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:34Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:33Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:32Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:28Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:24Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:23Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:22Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:21Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:20Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:19Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:18Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:17Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:16Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:15Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:14Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:13Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:12Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:11Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:10Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:08Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:07Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:05Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:04Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:00Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:56Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:55Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:53Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:52Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:51Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:50Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:49Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:48Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:47Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:46Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:45Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:44Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:43Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:41Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:40Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:39Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:38Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:37Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:32Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:29Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:25Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:24Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:24Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:22Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:21Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:20Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:19Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:18Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:17Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:16Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:15Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:14Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:13Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:12Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:11Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:10Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:09Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:08Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:07Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:06Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:05Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:04Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:03Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:02Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:01Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:00Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:59Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:57Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:56Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:52Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:51Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:46Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:45Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:44Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:43Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:42Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:41Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:40Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:39Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:38Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:36Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:32Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:30Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:28Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:25Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:24Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:20Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:18Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:15Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:14Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:09Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:05Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:02Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:57Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:56Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:55Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:52Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:51Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:50Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:49Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:48Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:47Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:46Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:45Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:44Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:43Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:41Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:40Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:39Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:38Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:37Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:36Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:35Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:34Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:33Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:32Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:31Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:30Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:29Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:28Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:27Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:26Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:25Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:24Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:23Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:22Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:21Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:20Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:16Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:14Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:12Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:11Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:10Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:07Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:05Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:01Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:00Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:58Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:55Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:54Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:53Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:52Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:51Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:50Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:49Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:48Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:47Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:46Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:45Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:42Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:38Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:33Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:32Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:31Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:30Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:29Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:28Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:27Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:26Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:25Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:24Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:23Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:22Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:21Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:20Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:18Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:17Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:14Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:12Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:11Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:10Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:08Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:05Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:04Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:03Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:01Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:00Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:57Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:56Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:54Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:53Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:52Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:51Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:50Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:49Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:48Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:47Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:46Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:45Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:44Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:43Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:43Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:41Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:40Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:39Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:36Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:35Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:34Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:32Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:31Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:30Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:29Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:24Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:22Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:21Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:20Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:19Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:18Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:17Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:16Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:15Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:14Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:13Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:12Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:11Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:10Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:09Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:08Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:07Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:06Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:05Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:04Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:03Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:02Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:01Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:56Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:55Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:52Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:50Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:49Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:44Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:43Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:42Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:41Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:40Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:39Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:38Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:37Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:36Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:35Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:34Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:33Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:32Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:31Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:29Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:26Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:23Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:22Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:21Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:20Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:19Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:18Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:17Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:16Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:15Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:13Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:10Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:09Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:08Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:06Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:02Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:00Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:59Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:58Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:57Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:56Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:55Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:54Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:53Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:52Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:51Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:50Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:48Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:44Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:43Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:41Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:37Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:36Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:35Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:34Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:33Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:32Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:31Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:29Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:28Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:27Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:26Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:25Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:23Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:22Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:21Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:20Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:19Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:18Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:17Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:16Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:13Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:11Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:10Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:09Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:08Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:07Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:05Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:04Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:01Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:00Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:59Caption #-57
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:58Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:56Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:53Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:48Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:44Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:43Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:40Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:36Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:33Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:31Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:30Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:29Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:28Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:26Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:22Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:21Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:20Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:16Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:15Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:12Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:08Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:07Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:05Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:03Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:02Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:01Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:00Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:59Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:57Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:53Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:51Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:48Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:46Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:45Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:42Caption #918

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post