[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - PSEUDONYM DAY 2 - 03/21/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Now children of George Bush High, please remember to keep away from these two men.

If they dangle something red and shiny in front of you, no matter how enticing, just say NO!

Also never pet or "scritch" any strange men dressed in a furry suit.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 350 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:12Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:11Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:08Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:07Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:03Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:02Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker12:39:01Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:59Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:58Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:54Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:53Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:50Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:44Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:43Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:42Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:41Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:40Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:39Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:38Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:37Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:36Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:35Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:34Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:33Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:32Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:30Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:29Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:26Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:22Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:20Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:19Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:15Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:12Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:11Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:10Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:09Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:07Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:06Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:03Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:02Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:01Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker12:38:00Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:58Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:56Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:52Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:51Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:42Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:37Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:33Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:32Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:31Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:30Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:29Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:28Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:27Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:23Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:22Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:19Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:18Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:15Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:02Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:01Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker12:37:00Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:59Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:58Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:57Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:56Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:52Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:49Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:45Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:44Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:40Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:37Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:34Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:33Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:32Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:31Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:30Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:29Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:28Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:18Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:10Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:09Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:08Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:07Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:36:06Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:52Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:41Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:40Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:35Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:33Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:31Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:28Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:27Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:26Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:25Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:24Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:21Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:20Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:14Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:13Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:12Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker12:35:02Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:57Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:55Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:47Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:46Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:45Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:44Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:31Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:30Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:29Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:28Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:26Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:22Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:20Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:19Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:16Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:15Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:14Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:12Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:07Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:06Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:04Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:03Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:01Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:53Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:50Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:49Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:44Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:40Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:36Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:35Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:34Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:33Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:32Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:30Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:29Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:28Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:27Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:26Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:25Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:24Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:23Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:22Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:21Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:20Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:19Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:18Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:17Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:16Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:15Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:14Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:13Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:12Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:11Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:10Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:09Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:08Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:07Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:06Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:05Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:04Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:03Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:02Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:01Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:00Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:58Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:57Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:56Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:53Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:51Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:49Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:48Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:45Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:44Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:40Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:39Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:38Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:37Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:36Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:35Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:34Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:33Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:31Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:30Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:29Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:28Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:27Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:26Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:25Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:24Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:23Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:22Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:21Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:20Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:19Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:18Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:17Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:16Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:15Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:14Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:13Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:12Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:11Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:10Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:09Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:08Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:07Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:06Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:05Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:04Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:03Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:02Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:00Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:58Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:56Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:54Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:53Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:52Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:51Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:50Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:49Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:48Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:47Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:46Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:45Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:44Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:43Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:42Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:41Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:40Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:38Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:37Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:36Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:34Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:33Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:32Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:30Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:28Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:26Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:25Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:24Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:23Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:20Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:19Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:18Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:17Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:16Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:15Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:14Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:13Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:12Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:10Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:09Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:08Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:07Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:06Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:05Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:04Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:00Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:59Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:57Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:56Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:55Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:54Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:52Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:50Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:49Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:48Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:47Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:45Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:44Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:43Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:40Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:39Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:38Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:37Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:36Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:34Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:32Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:30Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:29Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:28Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:27Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:25Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:24Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:23Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:22Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:20Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:19Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:16Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:14Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:13Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:12Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:08Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:07Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:06Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:04Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:02Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:01Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:00Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:59Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:58Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:57Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:56Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:55Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:54Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:53Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:52Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:51Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:49Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:48Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:47Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:45Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:44Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:42Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:41Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:40Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:39Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:38Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:37Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:36Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:35Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:34Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:33Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:32Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:31Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:30Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:28Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:26Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:25Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:24Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:23Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:22Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:21Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:20Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:19Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:18Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:17Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:16Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:15Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:14Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:13Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:12Caption #336

Board [Post Message]

A competition of sorts, a contest, an event - a theme, everything but a meme.

The rules? Quite simple, you add captions as normal, but under a different name. The name of your first pet, and the street on which you first lived perhaps. Maybe the label of your underpants will give you inspiration, just please wait until you are safe in the corporate bathroom before you go checking.

Once you have written a caption with your new pen name, then everyone gets the chance to guess who really wrote the caption in the comments.

The person who gets the most correct ist teh winner!!11! I will announce the winner at 3pm PST, and ridicule the losers.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Turn off the logging!!! :)
<Spunky Oak Thong> Hello. I am Spunk Oak Thong.
<Julie> Yay I am back! I missed MEP so hard
<JulieK> DAMN YOU LOGGING
<Mort> Oops! ;)
<Nibbler> ::ginz:: morning Mort!
<3Suns> So does anyone know where Axolotl got to?
<ajiav> good question!
<Mark> Well, we're back, safe and sound. The wedding was .. suboptimal. But after that, it was all good. First time my siblings were all together since my oma's funeral some 13 years ago. Much was aired and resolved, and we all went home with a tear in our eye and a plan to get together again real soon.

After I get my head together (ahh, sweet sweet coffee) and come back from my first (of quite a few) IT Manager interviews, I'll start abusin^H^H^H^H^Hamusing you all with my inane caption monkey skills.

<ajiav> this story seems like typical global quirkiness. then you read the last sentence:

...in.news.yahoo.com...

<Spunky Oak Thong> garf.
<Mort> Wait, was that the wedding you went to Mark?
<Mark> Yup. My little sister got married by a really bad Elvis impersonator. You could tell he wasn't that good by the beard.

We drove 35 hours in the past four days. I'm a little tired :P

<Mort> At least she didn't marry a really bad Elvis impersonator.
<Necronomicondom> Oh .. too true. As it was a 50's wedding, Deb (my partner) and I turned up dressed as beatniks. I think 4 people figured it out. Ian (my new brother in law) had never met me before, and said to Le-ann (my sister) as they were getting married .. 'Who's the bloody french guy?"
<ajiav> d'oh!
<Necronomicondom> double d'oh!
<Mark> You know, when I said I was tired .. me thinks me meant it.
<Mort> I think I'll move theme day back to Thursday, people seem to hate Mondays.
<guyPaulo> Not that anyone is listening, but I was Spunky Oak Thong.
<Nibbler> I'm Kumiho.
<JulieK> Yeah I was Neuschwanstein.
<JulieK> Ajiav wins!
Neuschwanstein castle!
<Carol> Wow, that was where you first lived? Didn't you ever fall off the cliff?
<mypalmike> I was Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy
<Rolie Polie Olie>  <-- Rolie Polie Olie
<JulieK> Carol I wish!
<Nice> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post