[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/28/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

It had been 3 whole days without a second of relief. My friend said the pills were good, but I didn't think he meant that good.

He suggested that we should take a dip in the icy river to cool things down.

The shock to my system did the trick.

My little slam dunker was no longer so Yao Ming.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 80 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:07Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:06Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:04Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:03Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:02Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker17:19:01Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:58Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:57Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:54Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:53Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:52Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:46Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:43Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:42Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:39Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:31Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:30Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:28Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:27Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:25Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:21Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:18Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:17Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:16Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:15Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:14Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:13Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:12Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:11Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:08Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:05Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:04Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:03Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker17:18:02Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:59Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:56Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:48Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:44Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:43Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:40Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:38Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:35Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:31Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:30Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:29Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:28Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:27Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:25Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:24Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:21Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:15Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:13Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:11Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:09Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:04Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:03Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:02Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker17:17:01Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:58Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:54Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:52Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:51Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:50Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:45Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:43Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:41Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:38Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:37Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:34Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:33Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:32Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:31Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:26Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:25Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:22Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:12Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:10Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:06Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:05Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker17:16:04Caption #247

Board [Post Message]

Wow basketball humour, how oxymoronic of me.

There are 6 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Male nudity is ALWAYS funny. Occasionally nauseating, but always funny.
<Lauren> Mort, I don't see how anyone can hope to top your caption, although I am impressed by the four attempts thus far. When I look at these photos, I can't get past the center one. All I can think of is that an immortal has lost his head in Vegas. Or that God doesn't like yellow buildings, but thinks green is okay.
<Mort> How about:
- "For the love of GOD let it be red!" BZZCK
- "DAMN MORTALS! NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM"
- "Roger thought his good luck would never end"
- Seconds before the lightning spelt out "$5.95 Buffet at the Golden Nuggets"

I'm sure you guys have more actual funny single captions for that image.

<guyPaulo> "And the Lord's countenance fell, and he become wroth and sent down his wrath upon Celin Dion's Las Vegas show and all the blasphemers therein..."
<Mort> Haha nice!
<Lauren> Great comment, guy. Now let's see you tie it in with the first and last pics.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post