[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I POKEY THE PENGUIN HAVE COME TO INVADE YOUR PITIFUL COUNTRY. USING CUNNING DISGUISES YOUR CHILDREN HAVE ARTIC CANDY BEEN CAPTURED.

POKEY I AM REPORTING TO YOU A STRANGE MAN APPROACHES!!!!!

PREPARE TO DIE POKEY

BANG!!!

HOORAY!! NOW I AM A REAL TEXAN!!!
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 153 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:49Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:48Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:45Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:44Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:43Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:42Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:41Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:40Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:39Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:38Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:37Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:36Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:35Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:34Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:33Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:32Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:31Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:30Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:29Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:28Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:27Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:26Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:25Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:23Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:22Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:21Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:20Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:19Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:18Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:17Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:16Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:15Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:14Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:13Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:12Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:11Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:10Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:09Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:07Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:06Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:05Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:04Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:03Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:02Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:01Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:00Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:59Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:58Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:57Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:56Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:55Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:54Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:53Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:52Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:51Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:50Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:49Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:48Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:47Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:46Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:45Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:44Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:43Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:42Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:41Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:40Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:38Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:37Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:36Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:35Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:34Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:33Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:32Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:31Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:30Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:29Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:28Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:27Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:26Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:25Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:24Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:23Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:22Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:21Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:20Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:19Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:18Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:17Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:16Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:15Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:14Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:13Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:12Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:11Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:10Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:09Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:08Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:06Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:05Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:04Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:02Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:01Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:00Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:59Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:58Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:57Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:55Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:54Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:53Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:52Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:51Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:50Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:49Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:48Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:47Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:46Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:45Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:44Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:43Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:42Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:41Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:40Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:39Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:38Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:37Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:36Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:35Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:34Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:33Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:32Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:31Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:30Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:29Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:28Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:27Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:26Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:25Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:24Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:23Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:22Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:21Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:20Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:19Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:18Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:17Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:16Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:15Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:14Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:13Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:12Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:12Caption #155

Board [Post Message]

Now I know most of you might not understand this caption, but I couldn't resist doing a tribute to one of the best comics in the history of everything, one of the true founders of webcomics:

POKEY THE PENGUIN
There are 13 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Does this mean we can use the strikeout tag too? :)
<Mort> Yes I just stole added the code.
<yoyology> Bug report: On an archive day, clicking the arrows to move forward or backward in the alternative list takes one to the corresponding alternative number on the current day.
<Luminaire> Is anyone else wondering how the Santa hat on that beluga's head stays dry?
<yoyology> His flippers are superglued to the glass so he can't duck his head.
<TJ Eckleburg> I need a good underwater glue - do you know what they're using?
<yoyology> I'm not sure, but according to ...www.underwaterglue.com...
"Do it Wet, Do it Cold! Mr. Sticky'sŪ will Cure and Hold"
<mypalmike> I want to poke the penguin congratulate you on a fine caption.
<mypalmike> Hmm. The strike tag didn't work there...
<Mort> I fixed the rather wicked retarded navigation bug.

The strike tag only comes out to play when you put "s" in the tag and not the normal html "strike". I couldn't be bothered to workout how to do it in php's bastardation of regex late last night.

I wasn't sure how many of you actually know about POKEY, but I thought that introducing one new person would be worth a few confused people.

<yoyology> I do not appear to have the Pokey Gene.
<spam> omgwtf
<spam> haha i just wanted to try


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post