[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/06/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I took the bridge at 100 miles per hour and landed the car prefectly inside the moving horse box. Everyone on the set cheered.

But it's all in a day's work, for I am:

Big Red,

stunt moose.
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 62 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:49Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:48Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:47Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:45Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:44Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:43Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:41Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:39Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:38Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:34Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:33Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:32Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:31Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:30Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:29Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:28Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:27Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:26Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:25Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:24Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:23Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:22Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:21Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:18Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:17Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:16Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:15Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:14Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:13Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:12Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:11Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:10Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:09Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:08Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:07Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:06Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:05Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:04Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:03Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:02Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:01Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:00Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:59Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:58Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:57Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:56Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:55Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:54Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:53Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:52Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:51Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:50Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:49Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:48Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:46Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:44Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:43Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:42Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:41Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:40Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:39Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:38Caption #379

Board [Post Message]

Generic. Hmm... when I am made a general, I'll change my name to Eric, that's a promise.

I'm not here today, well yes I am here today, but I am not here _TODAY_. Going away for the weekend, scurrying forth.

Can humans scurry? A friend whom I trust, who knows some things, told me once: "Omg! You totally need four legs to scurry!" (Do chanting hindu valley girls say "OMMMMM G?"). We were talking about algebra at the time, but that's how we normally talk. She starts a story, which I soon derail with a pertinent question about making clothes out of bacon. She interjects my bacon query with her own quirk: bondage burgers -- meat, fries and a whipping. Forty minutes later she ends her story, which could be compactly stated as: "I went to the library and took out a book".

Which brings me back to my point, that I am not here this weekend, so enjoy.

There are 9 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Mmm...meatwear...
...www.designboom.com...
<shininglion> So that is where Hats of Meat wandered off and found itself. I was just looking for it the other day at its old address and couldn't find it. Of course, I was far too lazy to google, but still.
<Lauren> Oooh, my favorite is 'The Canadian,' although I am also quite fond of the yarmulke.
<3Suns> In the Mostemailed production of Austin Powers, Mort plays Dr. Evil and Mini-Me is named "La Petit Mort".
<Mort> Every day is la petit Mort.
<mypalmike> Heheh. Stunt moose.
<mypalmike> Hey, I'm in San Antonio, TX!
<obtuse> Hey, I'm back from Redmond! (But mostly Seattle)
<myratana> meatwear, eh? wrong, totally wrong...have they come up with meatware yet?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post