[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/30/2006 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Some say babies...



...taste like chicken.



Soylent Green, now made with 15% more babies!
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 408 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:59Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:58Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:57Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:56Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:55Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:54Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:53Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:52Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:51Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:50Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:49Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:48Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:47Caption #-35
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:46Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:45Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:44Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:43Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:42Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:41Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:40Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:39Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:38Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:37Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:35Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:33Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:29Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:28Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:26Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:25Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:24Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:21Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:20Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:18Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:17Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:16Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:14Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:13Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:12Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:11Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:10Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:09Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:08Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:07Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:06Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:05Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:04Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:03Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:02Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:01Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:00Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:59Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:58Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:57Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:56Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:55Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:54Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:53Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:52Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:49Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:47Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:45Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:43Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:41Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:40Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:36Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:35Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:33Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:32Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:31Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:30Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:29Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:28Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:27Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:26Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:25Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:24Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:23Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:22Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:21Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:20Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:19Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:18Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:17Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:16Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:15Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:14Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:13Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:12Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:11Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:09Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:05Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:01Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:00Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:57Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:55Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:53Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:50Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:49Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:47Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:46Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:45Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:44Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:43Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:42Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:41Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:40Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:39Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:38Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:37Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:36Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:35Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:34Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:33Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:32Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:31Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:30Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:29Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:28Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:27Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:26Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:25Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:24Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:21Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:20Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:17Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:13Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:09Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:06Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:05Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:01Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:57Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:53Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:52Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:50Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:49Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:48Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:47Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:46Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:45Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:44Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:43Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:42Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:41Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:40Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:39Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:38Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:37Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:36Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:35Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:34Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:33Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:32Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:31Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:30Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:29Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:28Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:27Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:26Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:25Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:24Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:22Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:21Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:20Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:19Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:17Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:16Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:13Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:12Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:10Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:09Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:05Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:02Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:01Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:59Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:57Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:53Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:51Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:50Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:49Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:47Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:45Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:44Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:43Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:42Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:41Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:40Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:39Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:38Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:37Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:36Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:35Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:34Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:33Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:32Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:31Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:30Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:29Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:28Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:27Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:26Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:25Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:23Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:22Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:21Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:17Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:16Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:14Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:13Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:09Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:07Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:06Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:05Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:03Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:01Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:57Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:53Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:51Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:49Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:45Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:42Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:41Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:40Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:39Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:38Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:37Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:36Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:35Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:34Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:33Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:32Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:30Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:29Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:28Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:27Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:26Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:25Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:24Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:23Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:22Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:21Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:20Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:17Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:13Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:09Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:08Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:05Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:03Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:01Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:59Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:57Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:56Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:53Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:51Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:49Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:45Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:43Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:42Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:41Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:40Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:39Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:38Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:37Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:36Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:35Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:34Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:33Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:32Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:31Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:29Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:28Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:27Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:26Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:25Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:24Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:23Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:22Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:21Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:20Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:17Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:16Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:15Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:13Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:11Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:09Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:05Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:01Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:59Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:53Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:52Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:50Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:46Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:42Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:41Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:37Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:35Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:33Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:31Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:30Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:29Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:28Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:27Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:26Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:25Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:24Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:23Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:22Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:21Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:20Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:19Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:18Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:17Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:16Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:15Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:14Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:13Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:12Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:11Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:09Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:07Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:05Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:04Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:01Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:00Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:58Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:57Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:53Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:52Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:51Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:49Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:47Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:45Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:44Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:43Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:42Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:40Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:39Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:38Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:37Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:36Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:35Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:34Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:33Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:32Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:31Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:30Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:29Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:28Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:27Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:26Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:25Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:24Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:23Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:21Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:19Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:17Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:15Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:14Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:12Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:09Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:06Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:05Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:02Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:01Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:59Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:54Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:53Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:49Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:48Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:47Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:46Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:45Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:44Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:43Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:42Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:41Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:40Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:38Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:37Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:36Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:35Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:34Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:33Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:32Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:30Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:29Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:28Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:27Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:25Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:22Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:21Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:19Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:18Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:17Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:16Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:13Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:11Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:10Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:09Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:08Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:07Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:05Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:03Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:02Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:00Caption #200

Board [Post Message]

Blatant combined rip off of Eddie Izzard and The Simpsons.


There are 38 messages for this day.
<Allen> Hey, Mort. Good job. There's a MEP in the news at: ...news.bbc.co.uk...
<Lauren> I prefer Soylent Yellow, myself.
<Mort> Most Emailed Photos of Members of European Parliment... I know that Glenys Kinnock, she's the sister of the woman who leaves across the street from my parents.
<JP> [reading above posts] heh.. lauren prefers soiling herself... [stifled giggle]..
<Lauren> LOLOL@JP...yes, children, this is why a good understanding of punctuation is paramount to reading comprehension.
<kieren> hi fuckers
<JP> Hi, fuckee!

Bend over. Now think of a nice place, and concentrate on that nice place.

<Kitten> I have a stupid question. I want to know what the original caption was for that moss-covered statue of the woman from May 30th. I cannot find it in yahoo -probably not searching correctly. Can anyone tell me? Thanks!
<Carol> I never have any luck finding old pictures via Yahoo, either. Found it by searching on "sleeping sculpture" in Google News:
...www.rhs.org.uk...
<Carol> Also found this, in an earlier, unsuccessful search:
...www.humanflowerproject.com...
<Carol> Here is the original on Yahoo in case you specifically wanted that - I still had a hard time finding it there:
...news.yahoo.com...
<reddman> lotsa GREAT soccer boobage pics on y! mort..in case ya wanna change the pics anytime this century...
<mypalmike> Hey, it's not exactly mostemailed, but I made a caption contest site at www.mypalmike.com if anyone's interested. Updated daily.
<Allen> For as often as the pictures are updated here, I'm wondering if the name Mort is short for Mortician.

Sorry, Mort. I just couldn't help it.

<THE CRACKER PACKER> Look here you cracker bastard. Don't be mad because your bitches need more cock than you eraser dick muthafuckers can provide. Why do you think they are so willing to swallow our sweet man juice..and you fools kiss them? idiots!
<THE CRACKER PACKER> I'd like to find a kkk bitch, sit on her face and fart in her mouth until her cheeks blow up. With a little luck she taste a little shit steam with it. any takers
<Allen> Dear TCP, I guess with school out for the summer, you've got a lot of extra time and energy on your hands. Tell you what. Why don't you go back to masturbating until you are so sore you can't even cross the street to your crack dealer any more.
<JP> Allen, you're so out of touch. Crack is so eighties. Meth is what all the kiddies are into now. Get with the program, Allen, or end up with a "little shit steam".

Sincerely,
JP, head cracka,
Future Meth Farmers of America

<Allen> JP,

I'm actually being paid by the day for the campaign to make cocaine the king again. The slogan they gave me to promote it is great too, "Crack is back!" I like it.

Smokin' crack,
Allen

<JP> Allen, I suggest you look at the latest figures out from "Illegal Drug Marketer" this month. Our sales are way up, and we're making inroads into communities we never thought possible to open up (due to tha lack of pig farms to disguise the stench of our labs).

Our latest ad slogan, "Meth Workth Betht!", appeals to those of our hardcore users whom have all lost their teeth, and to those jaded souls in the younger demographic to whom ironic humor appeals.

Try Meth. Betcha can't have just one!

--JP,
FMFA

<JP> That's fine with me, as we are not going for volume, but rather the high end market, which is exemplified in our slogan, "Take the high road with crack."

We want to distance ourselves from the previous horrible marketing we had before. Crack-baby, crack-whore, and all those other low end terms will be relics of days gone by when we rule the new ruling class crack market. "It's not your father's crack" was the slogan we used to position our product to the younger W in the house of white. It is true though that we're not sure this slogan really worked, since obviously he can't read. But maybe someone read the slogan to him. There's no stoping progress, and you just can't be sure.

Well, I've gotta get the crack out of here.

We already have a slogan for high end nudist colonies also, "Crack - it's everywhere."

Crack of dawn,
Allen

<JP> Ad campaign idea for ya, and my advice is free, Allen. Two words, Allen:

Whitney Houston.

Now let's go to a bar and drink some homless-man-blood. I'll buy.

(Y'know, once we got Mickey Rourke on our team, it got a lot easier.)

<mypalmike> OK, I think either JP was pretending to be Allen, or maybe JP is Allen!
<Allen> I actually was reading this back and realized that I made a typo and typed JP, since I was directing my comments at him. No editing comments once you click the monkey as you know.
<JP> "Clicking the Monkey" - [giggle]
<reddman> Two words:Organic Marijuana. We stand to sweep the ENTIRE counterculture demographic. AND increase our market share in the environmentally concious youth slice. NO downside here..homies!
<JP> It's a good idea, redd, but I think Uncle Sam is gonna want their slice when they find you've been growing it on their land wherever you are... and the export fees.. whooh! It'll bleed you dry between the payoffs and the middlemen... I think you should wait till you get back to the states before you launch "Operation Natural Munchies"
<reddman> We grow Opium here too...you can't interdict the ENTIRE crop....
But I don't gow the organic MJ HERE...not enough rain..or water to irrigate.
<JP> Well, I thank and salute you on behalf of junkies all over the world. God Bless the War on Terror/Drugs.
<reddman> I'll let you know what the reaction is when I go to Amsterdam next month...to *ahem* check on the supply...*nudge nudge wink wink*
<saiffy> we need unity against terrerism.
<saiffy> we need unity against terrerism.
<JP> We need territory against urinism
<reddman> You mean terriers against nudity...
<3Suns> We need impunity against tourism!
<JP> Impeach Nixon!!
<mypalmike> Bad spellars yoonite!
<Axolotl> Earth to Mort! Earth to Mort! MEP is in great peril! Trolls, Spammers and terrerism!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post