Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 02/08/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

We were so poor growing up. All we had was a cow, until Bush's taxes on the poor meant I had to go sell it. All I got from the banker, for our cow, was some "magic seeds".

My mother spanked me hard that night, for believing that the seeds were magical. So I threw the seeds through the window and went to bed hungry and sad.

When I awoke in the morning I couldn't believe what had grown.

Now we are no longer poor and have moved on to harder drugs.

(Reuters)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 379 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:08:02 Caption #-33

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:08:01 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:08:00 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:59 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:49 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:48 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:44 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:43 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:40 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:39 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:38 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:37 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:36 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:35 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:34 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:33 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:31 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:30 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:29 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:28 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:27 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:26 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:25 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:24 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:23 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:22 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:19 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:17 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:13 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:07 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:03 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:07:02 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:59 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:55 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:54 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:53 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:52 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:51 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:50 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:49 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:48 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:47 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:46 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:41 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:39 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:38 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:37 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:36 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:34 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:33 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:32 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:31 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:30 Caption #872

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:30 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:28 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:27 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:22 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:20 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:18 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:16 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:15 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:07 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:05 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:04 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:03 Caption #-84

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:02 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:06:00 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:59 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:56 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:55 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:51 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:49 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:44 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:43 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:42 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:38 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:37 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:35 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:34 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:31 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:29 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:27 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:23 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:22 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:19 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:16 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:14 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:13 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:11 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:09 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:08 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:07 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:06 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:05 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:05:03 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:58 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:55 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:53 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:52 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:51 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:49 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:48 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:47 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:43 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:42 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:40 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:39 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:38 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:37 Caption #-11

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:35 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:34 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:33 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:32 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:31 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:30 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:29 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:28 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:27 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:24 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:23 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:22 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:20 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:19 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:18 Caption #-63

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:17 Caption #978

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:15 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:14 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:11 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:10 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:07 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:06 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:05 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:04 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:03 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:02 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:04:00 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:59 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:55 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:53 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:51 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:49 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:47 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:46 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:45 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:43 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:34 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:30 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:27 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:26 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:23 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:22 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:21 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:20 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:19 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:18 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:15 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:13 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:12 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:11 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:10 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:09 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:07 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:04 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:03 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:03:01 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:59 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:58 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:57 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:56 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:55 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:54 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:53 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:52 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:48 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:44 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:40 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:39 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:36 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:35 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:34 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:32 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:29 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:27 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:25 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:23 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:22 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:21 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:19 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:15 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:13 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:12 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:11 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:10 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:09 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:08 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:07 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:02 Caption #941

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:02:00 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:59 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:58 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:57 Caption #950

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:56 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:55 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:53 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:52 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:51 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:50 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:44 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:43 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:36 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:35 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:33 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:32 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:31 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:30 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:29 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:27 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:26 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:23 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:22 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:18 Caption #-14

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:17 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:41:16 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:15 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:14 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:13 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:12 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:11 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:10 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:09 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:07 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:05 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:03 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:02 Caption #-33

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:01 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:01:00 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:59 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:55 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:51 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:49 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:46 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:44 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:43 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:42 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:41 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:40 Caption #-12

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:39 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:38 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:37 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:36 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:35 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:34 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:33 Caption #988

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:32 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:31 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:30 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:29 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:28 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:27 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:26 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:25 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:24 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:23 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:22 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:21 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:20 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:19 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:13 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:01 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 07:00:00 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:59 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:58 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:57 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:56 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:55 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:53 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:52 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:51 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:50 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:49 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:48 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:47 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:46 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:45 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:44 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:43 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:42 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:41 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:40 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:39 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:38 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:37 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:36 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:35 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:34 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:33 Caption #900

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:32 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:31 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:30 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:29 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:28 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:27 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:26 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:25 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:24 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:23 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:22 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:21 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:20 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:19 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:18 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:17 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:15 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:13 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:12 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:11 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:10 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:09 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:08 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:07 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:05 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:03 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:02 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:01 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:59:00 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:58 Caption #559

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:57 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:56 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:55 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:54 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:53 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:51 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:50 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:49 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:49 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:47 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:46 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:45 Caption #837

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:44 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:43 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:42 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:41 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:40 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:39 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:38 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:38 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:37 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:36 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:35 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:34 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:32 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:31 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:30 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:29 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:28 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:27 Caption #875

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:26 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:25 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:24 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:23 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:22 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:21 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:20 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:19 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:18 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:17 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:16 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:14 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:13 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:12 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:10 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:09 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:08 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:07 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:06 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:05 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:04 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:03 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:58:02 Caption #564

Board

[Post Message]

So here I am in my father-in-laws, without a single tool to manipulate images or connect securely to unix.

One thing my father-in-law does have though, is a very cool cat, I have nasty red lacerations all over my body to prove how playful he is. You might not know that I am deadly allergic to cats, another thing you might not know is that I have a stupid tendency to throw common sense out of the window and play with cats...

So Saturday night became sort of strange, in a kind of itchy, sneezy and deadly wheezing way. I also brought my empty asthma inhaler to Oregon, which made it very hard for me to go to sleep, instead I (using my allergy infected brain) had many weird but connected dreams. Here is my dream log:

1 am, finally managed to fall asleep, I dreamt that I had an email from Carol on mostemailed.com. Suddenly as I read it I was at her house, which was a wonderful rose covered cottage. We sat and had tea together, which is strange since I hate tea, she was a 20 something version of Miss Marple. I woke up at 1:30am wheezing.

1:50am fell asleep again, this time I had an email from guyPaulo, again I was dragged (screaming) to his house. He lived on a farm, he was dressed like a hick with a straw coming out of his mouth. We talked about the price of pigs and the uses of chicken gizzards, he made innuendos about pigs and chicken gizzards. I woke up at 2:10am wheezing and wondering why I was dreaming all this.

Fell asleep again at 2.15am, this time I had an email from Lauren, and I was zapped to her very cool brown stone townhouse. Inside it had the most marvelous floors and moldings, Lauren was rollerskating around leaving mad wheel marks on the wood floor. I woke myself up again by coughing.

Once more I managed to fall asleep at around 2:45am, and once more I had an email, this one from Mountaineer. I found myself in a very cozy Mongolian tent/hut made out of Yak skins, there was a large fire inside and Mountaineer gave me a cup of tea with fermented yak butter in, which is again strange since I don't like tea... We toasted a few marshmallows on the fire then she said we needed to spy. So we looked outside the tent and saw a hoard of Mongoloids majestically sweeping across the plains. I woke up again sweating and wheezing.

I fell asleep about 10 minutes later. I received another email. This time I was in a car chase, on the streets of San Francisco I think, the cars were all 1970's Cadilacesque. We were chasing a serial killer, I saw him in the car driving next to me, he looked very intense. I automatically assumed it was Yoyology.

I woke up, it was 4am, and I couldn't make myself sleep anymore after that nightmare and the wheezing in my lungs. So instead I went online to write cryptic comments in peoples livejournals.

Sorry for the bad spelling and grandma.

There are 23 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> I'm starting to think that the middle photo is a pic of Mort's garage.

<yoyology> My stars! The otter is back!
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> Carol's place sounds coziest, but I would rather visit the mountaineer abode of your dreams, Mort. You might need to talk to someone about your fear of guy and yoyo.

For the sake of accuracy in your dreams, I must tell you that I do live in a townhouse in the center of a large east coast city. However, my floors are carpeted and the walls are mostly wood (one wall in the living room is brick). There are no moldings anywhere in the house, but I do have an Eames wood burning stove in the living room. The place was designed and built in 1927 by Architect George Daub in a style that is a cross between Art Deco and Mission. It is really cool.

<guyPaulo> Don't fear the farm Mort. Its fun once you get used to it. Bring some girls when you come next time and we'll play "hide the skinny pink hog in the chick(en)'s gizzard until he spits sour cream."

<JulieK> Mort you and I are the same in regards to CATS! They are irresistable.

<guyPaulo> Hehe, here's a link for the "dog-lovers" out there.
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> OMG, the one on the far right looks like my dog, only smaller. My little guy weighs 60 pounds. I wonder how much I could get for him in Hanoi...

<Mort> I was just letting you know that you are beginning to infect my dreams.
Mountaineer's place was the best, I spent the most time in that dream. She was easy to hang out with for a spy.

<yoyology> What on earth would make you think I'm a serial killer?

<3Suns> What worries me most about the dog picture is those things on the right side of the table on top of the pile. They look like split watermelons.

I never knew you could go anywere to buy "half a dog"

<Lauren> If they had been saggital cuts, I would have assumed they were for those with smaller families, but those look to be horizontal cross sections. My guess would be that there are just certain dishes where dog butt is the wrong cut.

<Miss Marple> I told Mort that yoyology was responsible for the dead body in the library.

<Jmofwiw> What kind of wine goes with dog?

<yoyology> How about a nice barkundy? Or a Cabernet Sauooooooooovignon?

<yoyology> And, just for the record, one dead patron doesn't make me a serial killer.

<3Suns> Yoyology... in the library... with the lead pipe!

<Jmofwiw> I guess I'd have to check the Whine List.

<yoyology> I always liked the rope.

<guyPaulo> "Barkles" and James Wine Cooler. Thank you for your support.

<guyPaulo> Get it? "Bark" and "Bartles"......

<yoyology> Uhhhhh, nope. I don't get it. Please explain in more detail. Can I get a diagram? I'm more of a visual learner.

<Mort> The serial killer just looked very intense, and I guess to my unconcious mind you come over as intense Yoyo.

<David Byrden> I have to log off in 3 minutes.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post