Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/20/2006

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Extra large sperm.

Ostrich sized egg inserted with ample lubrication.

Is how this baby was conceived.

(AP)

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 416 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:21 Caption #-32

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:20 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:19 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:18 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:17 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:16 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:15 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:14 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:13 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:12 Caption #941

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:11 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:10 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:09 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:08 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:07 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:06 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:05 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:04 Caption #896

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:03 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:02 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:01 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:31:00 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:57 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:56 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:55 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:54 Caption #859

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:53 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:52 Caption #934

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:51 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:50 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:49 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:48 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:47 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:46 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:44 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:42 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:41 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:40 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:37 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:35 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:34 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:33 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:32 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:30 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:29 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:28 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:27 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:26 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:25 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:24 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:23 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:22 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:21 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:20 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:19 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:18 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:17 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:16 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:15 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:14 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:13 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:12 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:11 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:10 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:08 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:05 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:04 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:30:00 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:59 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:57 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:56 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:55 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:54 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:53 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:52 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:51 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:50 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:49 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:48 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:47 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:46 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:45 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:44 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:43 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:42 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:41 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:40 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:39 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:38 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:37 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:36 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:35 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:32 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:31 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:30 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:29 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:28 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:27 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:26 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:25 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:24 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:23 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:16 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:15 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:14 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:13 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:11 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:10 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:09 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:08 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:07 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:06 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:05 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:04 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:02 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:01 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:29:00 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:59 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:58 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:57 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:56 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:55 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:54 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:53 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:52 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:51 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:49 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:46 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:39 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:36 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:35 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:34 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:33 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:32 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:31 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:30 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:29 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:27 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:24 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:23 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:22 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:21 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:18 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:17 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:16 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:15 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:14 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:13 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:12 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:11 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:10 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:09 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:08 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:07 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:06 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:05 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:04 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:03 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:02 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:28:01 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:55 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:54 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:53 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:52 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:51 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:50 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:49 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:48 Caption #-57

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:46 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:43 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:39 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:38 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:36 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:34 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:33 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:32 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:31 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:30 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:29 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:28 Caption #-14

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:27 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:24 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:23 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:21 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:20 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:16 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:14 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:12 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:11 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:10 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:09 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:08 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:07 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:06 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:05 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:04 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:03 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:02 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:01 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:27:00 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:59 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:58 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:57 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:56 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:55 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:54 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:52 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:50 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:49 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:47 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:46 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:45 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:42 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:40 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:39 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:36 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:34 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:31 Caption #933

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:30 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:29 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:24 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:20 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:19 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:17 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:16 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:10 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:09 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:07 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:04 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:02 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:01 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:26:00 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:55 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:53 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:51 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:50 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:49 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:47 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:46 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:45 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:44 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:43 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:42 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:41 Caption #-23

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:40 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:39 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:38 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:37 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:36 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:34 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:33 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:32 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:31 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:30 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:29 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:28 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:27 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:26 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:25 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:24 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:23 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:22 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:21 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:16 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:15 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:14 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:13 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:12 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:11 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:10 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:09 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:08 Caption #-89

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:07 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:06 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:05 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:04 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:03 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:02 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:25:01 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:59 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:58 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:57 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:56 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:54 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:53 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:52 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:51 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:50 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:49 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:48 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:47 Caption #921

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:46 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:45 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:44 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:43 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:42 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:41 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:40 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:39 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:38 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:37 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:36 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:35 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:34 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:33 Caption #947

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:32 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:31 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:30 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:29 Caption #627

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:27 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:26 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:25 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:24 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:23 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:22 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:21 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:20 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:19 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:18 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:17 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:16 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:15 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:14 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:12 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:11 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:10 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:08 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:07 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:06 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:05 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:04 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:03 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:24:00 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:59 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:58 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:56 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:55 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:53 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:52 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:51 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:50 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:49 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:48 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:46 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:44 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:43 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:42 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:41 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:38 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:36 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:35 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:34 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:30 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:29 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:28 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:27 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:26 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:25 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:21 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:20 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:19 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:18 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:16 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:12 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:11 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:10 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:09 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:07 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:04 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:23:00 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:58 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:57 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:56 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:55 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:54 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:53 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:50 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:49 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:47 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:46 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:42 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:40 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:39 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:36 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:35 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:34 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:33 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:32 Caption #980

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:31 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:29 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:28 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:20 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:16 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:14 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:13 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:11 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:07 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:06 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:05 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:22:02 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:59 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:57 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:55 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:51 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:50 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:48 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:45 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:44 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:43 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:41 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:33 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:32 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:31 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:30 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:28 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:21:27 Caption #749

Board

[Post Message]

I have renewed mostemailed.com for another year. rejoice.

There are 72 messages for this day.

<JP> What did you do with my green wife and penta-baby, Mort? And where are the X-rays that the nurse sent down here a month ago?

<Mort> They have all been headbutted off the sidelines by The Great Zidane.

<reddman> It seems I have awaken from a long strange dream... am I back in Kansas???

<Axolotl> Yay! Long live the Monkeyhouse of Mort!

<Kumiho> We missed you Mort.

<JP> I still miss him. :(

<Lauren> Welcome back, Mort. What's up?

Hank and I finished building our deck (several years in the planning stage and nine days under construction). We had a Deck Warming Party and turned it into a surprise wedding.

<mypalmike> So, who got married? Two of the construction workers?

<Lauren> Actually, the answer to that is, yes, two of the construction workers: Hank & Lauren.

<mypalmike> Congrats Lauren!!!

<Mort> Woop! About time Lauren.

<reddman> lets see what lasts longer..the deck or the marriage...LOL

<allan> how big is that deck that you just did?

<mypalmike> Hmm, did you use a good sealant on the deck? I'd say 50/50 odds go to the deck if you sealed it right.

<Lauren> The deck is 16 x 27, with a staircase to the driveway and two doors into the house. We did not seal it at all. It is entirely made of non-degradeable materials that require no maintenance. Yeah!

<reddman> mmmmmm...I got a big deck too...wanna see?? LOL LOL , Lauren put away that pistol...nnooooo ...BOOM...aaaakkk...thud.

<JP> Coooool.. a long-range pistol!

<Juliek> Is Mort alive!?! Get it because mort? Alive? You see because...

<Allen> Dear Mort - Pole-a-palooza pictures are most emailed, and we're still looking at pictures of some yanker holding a fish?!

<JP> I get Julie's joke!

I'm special.

My mama tol' me so.

<reddman> If everyone is special...then no one is.

Sixty-nine. *DING*

<Lauren> 30 days, 69 captions... is this an all time record? Please, please, Mort, please come back to us. We miss you.

<Allen> I'm done. Good luck.

<Lauren> Hey, Reddman. What did you do that warranted the spate of spam on your first captions? Has anyone here ever clicked on any of those links? If yes, what happens? [I imagine something akin to armageddon for your hard drive.]

<JP> Lauren, all you other PC users, you're missing out. Those links are truly spiritual and uplifting and... oh never mind. I'm afraid to click on them, too.

<mypalmike> I clicked on one of the links. Shortly afterwards, the Crocodile hunter guy died. I'm not superstitious, but there's got to be some connection.

<Lauren> I thought the story about a stingray getting him was suspicious. I will not be reporting you to the authorities, Mike, but I think you should turn yourself in, or at least confess to a priest. Just for your own salvation.

<mypalmike> It's Greek to me.

<JP> I didn't know you were greek, Mike-san.

<mypalmike> nihongo wa muuzukashii desu

<Allen> Anata-wa myo na desu.

<wat> chill yo

<reddman> LAUREN-I attribute the reason I got spammed is because I'm witty and sexy.......really cause I was first in line I guess...

<JP> Just curious - how did you regulars discover Mort's site? (I think I linked to it from Scott McClouds site a while back.)

<Lauren> Mort's site was mentioned by Linky and Dinky (they have a weekly service where they send links to interesting sites) within the first few weeks of its inception.

< > ok.....

<3Suns> I read about it on Memepool (via Yoyology) years back...

<Allen> I think I saw an ad on TV for it if I recall correctly. Either that or I was driving down the freeway late one night, and there it was.

<mypalmike> memepool for me

<Carol> New York Times. No, really.

<Carol> I'm kind of jealous of Allen's "Paul on the road to Damascus" method of discovery.

<reddman> I think I found it while surfing for p0rn...while free basing coke....

<JP> Redd: what search terms were you using, son?

<3Suns> Coke is terrible for freebasing. All that caramel coloring produces a horrible smoke.

<JP> Try Crack-a-cola instead.

<mypalmike> The next big drug will be called sklank.

<reddman> SPAM ME baby!
Smear it all over my chest...let it drip onto the floor. Let me taste your spammy goodness...mmmmm....

<mypalmike> Does anyone here know where I could buy a replica watch? I swear it's impossible to find these things.

<ajiav> HELLO!!!

<JP> I am hearing things. I am hearing thingies.

<reddman> I think MORT will only update this borad once every year....

<JP> Now tell me again, Mort, exactly why you renewed the domain name for another year?

<bette noir> yeah....why....email him

<aaaaaaaaabbb>

<apple juice is a verb> aaaaaaaabbb, that is the worst comment ever.

<lu-lu> I love Mr. Vickers from pearson GA!!!

<ajiav> We all love Mr. Vickers, lu-lu. We all do.

<mypalmike> Really. The love of Mr. Vickers, and persons from Pearson in general, is universal.

<mypalmike> Does that line EVER work?

<mypalmike> Please Mort! We need you! Spam is overtaking the site!

<ajiav> I think they are paying him to advertise.

<ajiav > For exciting games and prizes visit pepsi.com!

...(sorry, just wanted to fit in)*

*you fit in? hah!

<Starbug> Did you see the other sidebar? I had no idea there even was a 219696675th caption.

<ecbrandtrade> welcome to www.ecbrandtrade.com see more the world brand sports shoes. nike shoes in discount. Do not miss the chance! www.ecbrandtrade.com

<viccol> Runescape Gold, Buy Runescape Money, Runescape Gold or Money, Runescape Coin, Runescape, RS2 GP, viccol.com
...www.viccol.com
http:...
...www.viccol.com...
...www.viccol.com...
...www.viccol.com...
...www.viccol.com...

<innicc> ...www.innicc.com
http:...
...www.innicc.com...
...www.innicc.com...
...www.innicc.com...
...www.innicc.com...

<everquest2> everquest2 gold，EverQuest 2 Platinum，EQII Plat，EQ2 Gold
...www.everquest2.cc
http:...

<lotro100gold> Lotro Gold，Buy Lotro Gold，Lord Of The Rings Online Gold，Lotro
...www.lotro100gold.com
http:...

<wow1gold> [URL=...www.wow1gold.net]Worl... of warcraft gold[/URL]
[URL=...www.wow1gold.net]Worl... of warcraft gold[/URL]
[URL=...www.wow1gold.net]Worl... of warcraft gold[/URL]
[URL=...www.wow1gold.net]Worl... of warcraft gold[/URL]
[URL=...www.wow1gold.net]Worl... of warcraft gold[/URL]

<funingame> Welcome to our professional game gold store
(runescape gold eve isk guildwars gold)
The best service and fast delivery.
...www.funingame.com...
...www.funingame.com...
...www.funingame.com...
...www.funingame.com...
...www.funingame.com...

<runescape items> ...www.runescape2items.co...
This is runescape2items.com!
Runescape2items is an professional runescape items store for gold,pure accounts,equipments,runes,powerleveling,quest point and provide the customers with fastest delivery and best service, 24/7 online support will help you out for every questions.

Runescape Money
Runescape All Servers Money on sale 24/7! The delivery time is 10 mins!
Enjoy your time in the game. If you have any question or problem, please don’t hesitate to contact with our 24/7 online customer service:
Our online support: ...messenger.providesupport.com...
our MSN/Email: serviceforgold@gmail.com
Sincerely yours, runescape2items.com Team

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post